Other Routes in Lower Animal World Rock Climbing
- Animation
- Free Willie
- Piles of Trials
- Days of Future Passed aka Our Future Has Passed
- Animal Riots Activist
- Threshold Of A Dream
- Cannabis Sportiva
- Automatic Choke
- Joint Venture
- Blockhead
- Beast Food Left
- Baby Dog
- Feeding The Beast (aka Beast Food)
- Beast Food Right
- Unfamiliar Strangers
- Familiar Strangers
- Lovely to See You
- Is It Ready Yet...Moe
- Cold Snap
- Dihedral
- Crack Corner
- Reversal Roof
- Geritol Generation
- Aardvark
- Lazy Day
- Melancholy Man
- Old Dihedral
- Tuesday Afternoon
- Nice To Be Here
- Laurel & Hardy Meet Abbott & Costello
- Triple Play
- Gull Whackers
We Don't Do Crack
1.8/4
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Definitely crack features
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- Rebuffat's Arete
- Horse d'Oeuvre (aka Pony Express P1 to Zip Code)
- Friday's Folly
- Touch 'N' Go
- Emerald City
- V3
- Saturday's Folly
- Northwest Face
- The Unsaid
- E.L.100
- Ohmer's Odyssey
- Finger Crack
- Ruper to Grand Giraffe
- Parental Guidance
- Minutia
- Mesca-Line
- Good Cleavage
- Green Crack
- Classic Finger Crack
- Breakfast in Bed
- Bailey's Overhang
- Sister Morphine
- 5.9 trad
- Lightning Bolt Crack
- Inception
- The Flakes
- Direct Variation to Zot Face
- Prism
- Mystery Tour
- West Cracks
- 5.7 trad
- Day Tripper
- Calypso Direct
- Pooky Proof
- Diagonal Finger Crack
- Smooth Groove
- Eat My Lichen
- In-between Crack
- Ghetto Cruiser
- East Face
- Grand Theft Auto
- Post Walrus Plumage
- Beau!
- Horizontal Beginnings
- Prune Face
- C'est La Morte
- Minos Right
- Poor Judgment
- Mr. Natural
- 5.8 trad
- The Whistle Stop
- Sorenson Crack
- Dihedral
- Cro-Magnon Man
- Pluto
- Junk Mail
- Noggin
- Ms. Pac-Man
- West Dihedral
- Quirkie
- East Face, Farthest Right
- East Of Eden
- Superguide
- Unsolicited Advice
- Arm ‘n a Leg
- Surprisingly Good Advice
- Sage Advice
- Long Walk Crack
- Blowing Raspberries
- Gomer Pyle
- Sunset Arete (Variation of Wind Song Dihedral)
- Climbing Non-Sunse
- AC-DC
- Vague Jug Line
- Pine Tree Pitch
- Cave Exit
- Pipeline
- Tailspin
- Falcon's Fracture
- Route 66
- 007
- Donald Duck
- Plate Tectonics
- OK Corner
- Idly I De-Ice
- Any Way You Slice It
- Eyes to See
- Audiophile
- Watts Left Over
- Northwest Corner
- Solid State
- Ruffles Have Ridges
- The Candle Stick
- A Brief History of Time
- Wrinkled Glass
- Jessica's Route
- 5.9 Crack (Light of Day?)
- Hypothermia
- Shape Shifters
- Sirens of Titan
- Center Tap Corner
- Irish Goodbye
- Touch of Grey
- Funeral March
- Lightning Bolt Cracks
- Asleep in the Parthenon
- Confinement Corner
- Little Murders
- Cornered, straight up variation
- Fear No Evil
- West Book/Slot
- Upclimb
- Cerebrus
- The Gorgon
- Crankin' stein
- Left Crack
- South Ridge of South Pinnacle
- Tigger Plus
- Undocumented Free Roof
- Krishna Orange
- Come Together
- Ganesha Corner
- 2nd Pinnacle, Upper East Face Right
- Winner Winner
- Northwest Passage
- Direct West Bench [formerly listed as variation]
- O'Neall Overhang
- Pictureman Crack/Lower Tangen Tower
- Crack
- Anoka Minnesota
- Missing an Epitaph
- Lion's Den
- Armin Dillo
- Born Again
- The Whimper of Our Discontent
- In Focus
- JAKS Crack
- Lime Line
- Huey
- Continental Breakfast
- Crack Love
- Last, But Not Least
- Wide Crack
- Whatever Pops Up Next
- Dogpatch
- West Face / Saddle Rock
- Uncle Chip
- ATC
- Signs Of Life
- Mellow
- January Playmate
- Stairway to Purgatory
- Mountain Jam
- Cher's Liposuction Workout
- Prelude to King Kong
- Bottlenecks
- Unknown left of Darkness 'til Dawn
- Sundial
- Right Crack
- Sylvia's Bush
- Doris Gets Her Oats
- Fanning the Flame
- Everybody Has An Opinion
- Unknown (Mine Shaft Roof)
- Sugar Glider
- We Ain't in Tennessee Anymore
- Knowoneness
- Remention
- Chockstone Roof
- Truffle Shuffle
- Perry Meson
- V Dihedral
- Unnamed Bulbous Face
- Hypotenuse
- Skyline Arete
- Bear Peak, The Hard Way
- Dihedral
- Supremacy Girdle
- Creeping Obscurity
- Hi Fi
- The Far Right
- Right Leaning
- Right-facing Dihedral
- Crack Love II
- One Move Wonder
- Reach for It
- The Knack
- More Mellow
- GV to VD
- Jim Crack
- Pinnacle
- L.A.T.E.
- Doctor Merkwurdigliebe
- Unnamed Hueco 1
- Cracked Shell
- Stay Focused
- Galactic Warrior
- Saddle Up
- Familiar Strangers
- Flash Dihedral (Rossiter Version?)
- Candelaria's Crack
- Tomorrow Never Knows
- First Unknown
- South Face
- North Face
- Green Corner
- Duck, Duck, Goose
- North Wide Crack
- Toponas
- Watch the Birdy
- Side Line
- Slots of Fun
- Turn to Stone
- Uranus
- Raisin Bran
- Shatek's Ramp-age
- Variation
- Diversion
- Take the Power Back
- E-Z Action
- 5.9 Crack Right of 5.8 Crack
- Without a Body
- East Face, Far Right
- North Face
- The Big Spit
- Perched-Pillar Pile
- Twisted Chopper
- Cow Patty Crack
- Flake Right (submitted as Jersey Devil)
- NW Arete
- Two Move Groove
- Get Over Yourself
- Stepping Stones
- The Trout Farm
- Heads or Tails?
- Driven Like the Snow
- Right Arete
- Fuzzy Crack
- Climber in the Buff
- Nobody's Home
- Kid's Climb
- Shiny Toys
- Sun Spot
- Dancing Hippos
- Quick Hit
- Upstairs
- Cinders And Saints
- Milk and Honey
- Petite Giraffe
- Final Address
- The Beat Down
- Blank Sheets
- Get Down On It
- Back to Basics
- West Door
- The BFE Dihedral
- Insane
- Common Denominator
- Thus Us
- Dragon Direct
- Saturday Treat
- Unity
- Identity Theft
- Mithril
- Tales of Ulysses
- Tracer
- Twilight Variation
- Release the Kraken
- Dihedral Two
- Ahab
- Tiers
- Night Stalker
- One In The Chamber
- West Crack
- Hooker
- Let it Roll
- Dewey
- South Face Right/Lower Tangen Tower
- Fiona's Route
- Where's Vaino?
- Rubberneck Crack
- Pool of Blood
- Independent
- Five Eight Crack
- Denver Nugget
- Lost Dentures
- Resurrection
- Cough it Up
- Join The Party
- Mind Shaft Crack Left
- Mike's Short Route
- Shunyata
- Of Mice and Men
- A Cheval
- Left Side
- Variety
- The Yellow Traverse
- Not So Obscure
- North Crack
- Hand Crack
- Leg of Ilg
- Chaucer
- Crack Corner
- Vanadium
- Theen Crack
- Vertical Smile
- Indistinction
- Clean Sweep
- Pumpkin Corner
- Escergot
- Lady Fingers
- Cracks are for Kids
- Plankton Stew
- Kundalini Express
- Let it Vee
- Au Natural
- Killing in the Name
- You'll Poke Your Eye Out
- Straight Out of Compton
- Californication
- NW Corner / Square Rock
- Coffee Break with Joe
- Alpine-Moe (formerly Dihedral Dude)
- Munchkin Roof
- Shadow
- Brother Jug
- Lower Triagonal
- Most of the Time
- Joe Pontiac
- Lunar Lander
- David Schwimmer
- Gumbo
- Sour Cream
- Two-Tone Dihedral
- Pool Skimmer
- Scarecrow
- The Right Way
- Circadian Rhythms
- It's All Been Dung
- Amazonite
- Hands Off
- Dominatrix
- Right Crack
- Fickle Finger of Eight
- Dandi-Line
- Earnest Stemmingway
- Woody's Landlord
- The G.Y. Dihedral
- Old Dihedral
- Cave Pitch
- Dihedral Two
- Salisbury Steak Crack
- Twilight
- Boy's World
- Gaiters
- Weeds
- Left-angling Crack
- Abandonment
- Yoni
- Prayer Wheel
- Olympic Swimmer
- Arcane Saw
- Bent Faith
- Schizophrenia
- Next to Nearly
- Drug Abuse
- Gull Whackers
- S&M
- Srinagar
- River Of Darkness
- Side Dish
- Unnamed (submitted as Doc's Route)
- Buddhist Pest
- Voodoo