Other Routes in Rainy Wednesday Tower Rock Climbing
- Orgasm
- Double Overhang
- Orgasm Direct
- Foreplay
- Second Coming
- Resurrection
- Laundry Chute
- New Light Waves
- Cliff's Coitus
- Green Bulge
- Agitator
- Eave of Destruction
- Jungle VIP
- Out of the Woods
- Miss Piggy's Pleasure
- Urve's Folly
- The Outhouse
- Claude Glass
- Cerebration
- The Balcony
- The Mezzanine
- Friendly Banter
- Second Balcony
- Hirsute
- Hare-Brained Scheme
- Resolution
- Birnam Wood
False Alarm Jam
3.0/4
A 100-foot long Trad and Top Rope route rated 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Definitely crack features
Routes similar to False Alarm Jam
- The Bone
- Lost Face Overhangs I & II
- Peter's Project
- Queen's Throne
- Lost Face Finger Crack
- Jolly Roger
- Charybdis
- Wiessner Face
- Lost Face
- Dippy Diagonal
- Watermarks
- Lost Temple Corner
- Birch Tree Crack
- Birthday Crack
- Orgasm
- Angel's Crack
- The Great Crack
- Via Apia
- Double Overhang
- Curving Crack
- Berkeley
- Coatimundi Crack
- The Bone Variation
- Queen's Face
- King's Throne
- Agnostic
- Noah Vail
- Snedegar's Nose
- Half Moon
- Full Stop
- The Rack
- Pigeon Roof
- Bloodshed
- Stuck Knee
- Foreplay
- The Bishop
- Mary Jane
- North Side
- The Grotto
- Tomb of the Unknown
- False Perspective
- Cracking Up
- Vacillation
- Swillbillies
- Effie
- American Beauty Crack
- Faith, Hope, and Charity
- PushMi, Pull-Yu
- The Bastard Chimney
- Fritz
- Ramses II
- Hypoglycemia
- Pork Loin
- The Pike
- No Exit
- Jacob's Ladder
- Pork Loin variation
- B-minor Mass
- Family Jewels
- Lechery
- Mousehole
- Darkest Hour
- Three Wishes
- The Spine
- Impossible Crack
- Tibia Crack
- The Horse
- Moon Face
- Working on the Railroad
- This is a Six?
- Creamy Caesar
- Cracker Jack
- Rococo Variations
- Mother Smucker's Jam
- Puffs Plus
- Turret
- Faith, Hope, and Tension
- Primak's Surprise
- That's it
- Smoke Shelf
- The Chopper
- Iceberg
- Mitzvah
- Flying Indian
- Pitchfork Face
- Flotsam and Jetsam
- Deception
- Archway Cookie
- Lost in the Woods (Unnamed Route 5.7)
- Dead Tree Crack
- Bill
- Cedar Tree Wall
- Caesarian Tower
- Dippy Diagonal Variation Right (AKA the Dipster)
- No-Deception
- Missing Crack
- Ramses I
- Barndoor
- Fun One
- Got You
- Annie's 8
- Count your fingers
- Lower Diagonal
- Minuet
- Annie's Overhang
- Squirrel's Hole
- Sweat Box
- The Pillar
- Pine Tree Dihedral
- Missing Piece
- Wiessner Chimney
- No Vacancy
- Throne Room
- Sewing Machine
- Stinger
- Verticulture
- A Point of Balance
- Phat
- Left Face of TM Overhang
- Hissing Vulture
- Bacon Breath
- Special K
- Cliff's Coitus
- Tang Shwang
- Birthday Chimney
- The Pretzel
- Stettner's Overhang
- Budget
- Chez's Chimney variation
- Heroes Fright
- Dirty Little Secret
- Everleigh Club Crack
- Sasquatch
- Smoke Hole
- Fall Is Near
- Bread and Jam
- Crack 1.3
- Jan's Lament
- Finger Fun
- The Rattle
- Jam Crack
- Second Day Air
- Pine Sap
- Chlorosis
- Puzzlement
- Foil
- Out of the Closet
- Schizophrenia
- Pullman Car
- Coronary
- Foliage
- No Trouble
- Delight
- St. Peter Says "YES!"
- Der Schnozzel
- Dead Tree Corner
- Tree and a Half Men
- 6.63 Smoots
- New Box
- Sunken Pillar
- Balanced Climb
- Box top
- Rock Garden
- The Layback
- Cracker Barrel
- Mickey Mouse
- Cherry Blossom
- Turk's Head
- Seventh Buttress 1
- Varmit
- Michael's Project
- The Wasp
- Darkness At Noon
- Unknown 7
- Squeeze Play
- Turkey Tail
- Vulture Nest
- Catch Up
- Squirm
- Surely Temple
- Pitchfork Chimney
- Poison Ivy
- Body Snatcher Variation
- Equinox
- S Darko
- Bill's Beta
- Phooey
- Just Missed the Fun
- Jerry
- Arm Symphony
- The Pawn
- Get Around
- Three Step
- West Siam
- Dove Tail
- Claustrophilia
- Anemic Ladder
- Hallucination
- Walpurgisnacht
- Bloody Shin
- Butterfly McQueen
- Sleestak
- Disinclination
- Great Mass in C Minor
- 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot, Ledge!
- Red Pulpit
- Unnamed Short route
- Hole-In-The-Wall
- Cherry Pit
- Skinny
- Squirrel's Nest
- Railroad Offwidth (aka Birch Tree Dihedral)
- Escalation
- Out of the Woods
- Catalepsy
- Northwest Crack/Arete
- Beginner's Delight
- The Fakir
- Flux Capacitor Crack
- Special Delivery
- Peanut Butter
- Pantry Shelf
- Root Cellar
- South Corner
- Wobbly Block
- Colostomy
- Minnie Mum Variation
- Two Overhangs
- Whitney's Crack
- Upper Left Crack
- Surehand, Surehand
- To the Hilt
- Greatness
- Moon Rock
- May Fly
- Waltzing Mary
- The Clamshell
- Heavenly Mist
- Bowlers Grip
- Skillet Dinner
- Bootlegger
- No Holds Barred
- Wolf Dog
- Elephant Crack
- The Trunk
- Crusty Corner
- Rusty Crack
- Axeman
- Cracked Diamond
- Ho-Chunk
- The McCord
- Tomahawk Crack
- The Pillow
- Thin Fingers
- Coffee Break
- North Country Corner
- The Ungotten
- Avis
- Free Mileage
- Archeopteryx
- Blue Slab
- Earnings Summary
- Kenosis
- Microwave Dinner
- No Rest For the Wicked
- Red Slab
- Seventh Buttress 4
- Seventh Buttress 5
- Seventh Buttress 6
- West Michigan
- The Crypt Variation
- Dances with FIBs
- End of the Line
- Jungle Gym East Face
- Three Kings
- Hard Sell
- Unnamed Crack in recess
- Illusion Chimney
- Modern Life is Rubbish
- Unnamed 5.7
- Hiker Envy
- Unknown 5
- Unknown 6
- A Cheval
- Cookie Cutter
- Lumby Ridge (pitch 3)
- Big Jim
- Waterfall Crack
- Disappearing Ledge
- Overlooked Corner
- Curved Wall
- Fois Gros
- Ramsay's Ride
- Flaky Tower
- Horse with No Name
- High Draft
- Fallen Birch
- Tree Tower
- Peal Off
- The Left Twin
- Flying Delorean
- Chester's Chimney
- Innocence
- Happy Trails
- No Flakes
- Elimination
- Crack a Beer
- The Ramp (a.k.a. "The Slab")
- North Chimney
- Land's End
- Jamboree
- Scavenger of Human Sorrow
- Greatness Chimney
- Solar Eclipse
- Northeast Ridge
- Sleazy Times
- Ledge Jam Crack
- Heinz 67 Cracks
- Jam Crack
- Unnamed 5.7
- Oofdah Right
- Moderation
- Overlooked
- Alexander's band
- Clout Buster
- Dear Ann
- Monolith Chimney
- Roy G. Biv Crack
- Furious Funnel
- The Blade
- Blue Nose
- Don't Call Me Shirley
- Above Board
- Left Hanging
- Kranz
- Thick as a Brick
- 20 Second Crack
- The Uncrackola
- Arm Overture
- Joseph
- Seventh Buttress 3
- Loco Head
- The Outhouse
- Paul1
- Unnamed 5.8
- Hong Kong
- Life of Jam
- Gyno Cracks
- Deep inside corner
- Vulture Terrace
- Obduracy
- Poor Propects
- Dirty Flick
- King's Corner
- Broken Face
- Chez's Chimney
- Son of a Bush
- Must Aard
- Boogie Board
- Unknown
- Rent-a-Wreck
- The Corner
- Minnie Mouse
- Insect Parts
- Green Slab
- Urve's Folly
- Barefoot Bomber
- Big Toe Right
- Cat Fight
- Cat Walk
- Decadence
- Amusing Bruce
- Ramsay's Ramp
- Handle With Care
- Monochrome
- Ladybug Layback
- Corner Crack Face
- Spur
- Pussy Galore's Flying Circus
- The Niche
- Stettner 7
- Charlie Brown
- Half Crack
- Broken Foot
- Chimney's End
- The Beginning
- Chockstone Chimney
- Easy Overhang
- Moby Dick
- The Right Twin
- Spiderfighter
- Seventh Buttress 2
- Better When Dry
- Pinko
- The Mezzanine
- Friendly Banter
- Cerebration
- Pay Off
- Horticulture
- Right of the Eye
- The Mongo Mantle
- Hitch Hike
- Basket
- Second Balcony
- F4 Ledges
- Sofa-Isticated-Lady
- Death and Transfiguration
- Unknown
- Gravel Pit
- Inside Corner left of Transcendental
- Smoooth Bush
- Ship's Prow
- Whamus
- Paul's Variation
- Left Turkey Foot
- Hare-Brained Scheme
- 5.7 Right of Two Cracks
- Treachery
- Cemetery Wall
- Paul
- The Dark Corner
- Nine-Minus
- Knobby Pillar
- Two Flakes
- Invitation
- Indecision
- Jolly Gendarme
- Pantry Cracks
- Double Jeopardy
- Dyspepsia
- Jack of Spades
- Right Turkey Foot
- October First
- Girls Named Sue