Other Routes in Lower Freeway Wall Rock Climbing
A 100-foot long Trad route rated 5.4 4a 12 IV 10 VD 3c
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
Routes similar to False False Smooth as Silk
- The Eye
- White Lightning
- Geronimo
- Route 66
- Double Dogleg
- Dolphin
- Leap Year Flake
- Stichter Quits
- The Bong
- Frosty Cone
- Toe Jam
- Double Dip
- Diagnostics
- Right Between the Eyes
- Wisest Crack
- Wind Tower
- Asian Friends
- The Ranch Hand
- Leaping Leaner
- Scrumdillyishus
- Dung Fu
- Upper Right Ski Track
- Jojoba Heater
- The Chief
- All Booked Up
- Circe
- Patagucci
- Deceit
- Euhedral
- Steeper Than It Looks
- Stemski
- Student Unrest
- Pussy in Boots
- Proud New Flags
- Unknown
- Yolk
- Superman Can
- Incredible Shrinking Nose
- Rusty Thinking
- Not The Clean Crack
- Chocolate Decadence
- Classic Corner
- Don't you want me baby
- False Lieback
- Easy Buttress-Left
- All My Friends Are Pretty
- Willard
- The Beatles
- More Mercy
- Blue Bayou
- Unwed Mudders
- Lazy Day
- Zap No. 4
- Granny Goose
- Presto in C Sharp
- Hoopharkz
- Buddha's Belly
- Rankine File
- Mr. Rogers
- Handicapped Zone
- Big Bob's Little Wedge
- Powder Puff Keg Stand
- Squeeze, Pull, and Yank
- Swishbah Variations
- Bright Eyed And Bushy Tailed
- Stop Grumbling
- Watt Me Worry?
- After-shroom Delight
- B.M.T.C. Leader
- Tequila 'til Sunday
- Phineas' Pinnacle
- Fright Night
- Ashtray, The
- Underpass
- Wind Cries Mary, The
- Spud Patrol
- Desert Solitaire
- Thrutcher
- Etta
- Homo Erectus
- Five Tenor
- Hawk's Nest
- The Oven Mitt
- Rock-a-Lot
- Dixie Chicken
- Bozo Buttress
- Dutch Doll Gutter
- Unknown lieback
- Card Chimney
- Point Of Interest
- Left Crack
- Pine-Sol
- Mr. Lizard Meets Flintstone
- Ted the Generic Guy
- Ancient Ones
- The Sound of One Hoof Knocking
- Fantails
- Dark Tannin
- Wilderness of Edom
- Satyriasis
- Bivy At Gordon's
- The Stiffy (on the Woody)
- Rodeo Drive
- Al's Route
- Debbie Does Everyone
- Done with Debbie
- The Gritty, The Bad, and The Ugly
- Have a Beer with Fear
- N.A.
- Chossy Choad
- Flies on the Wound
- Desert Five Spot
- Bent Gate 4 U
- Chicks
- Buddy Hackett
- White Punks on Rope
- Jack Sparrow Crack
- Two of a Kind
- Desiderious' Delight
- Morning Wood
- Human Be-In
- Cocoa Puffs
- Dweeb
- Head Room
- Twinkle Toes
- SARS
- Yellow Peril
- Maizy
- Unknown
- Hunk Pinnacle
- Gut Reaction
- Tobin Bias
- The Echo Chamber
- Serf's Up variation
- Practice Crack #3
- Raker Mobile
- Indian Creek Crack
- Unknown
- I Will Investigate Myself
- Toddling
- Riding Shotgun
- Watering Hole
- The Rusty Axe
- Dinky
- Blue Suede Shoes
- Psychedelic Elvis
- Caw Caw
- Fat Splat
- The Gear Thief
- Probably Been Climbed Before
- Vag Marching
- Carry the Water
- Cook the Dinner
- Eat the Meat
- Circus
- Chesire For President
- Casa del Gato
- Chesire For President
- Aztec Twostep
- Self-Driving Car
- Eat What You Secrete
- Montague Jetson
- Thumby Bloody Thumby
- All My Friends Are Ugly
- Hidden Taxes
- Escape From Wyoming
- Trivia Quiz
- A Danger To Herself And Others
- First Little Pig
- Dreams Of Red Rocks
- Little Brown Jug
- Tanning Salon
- Bighorn Hand Crack
- Keep the Worm Firm
- Solar Panel
- Felch
- Bleed Proof
- Pebbles and Bam Bam
- Imma Playa
- New Year's Quickie
- The Lollipop Guild
- Chimps Fly
- Key Players
- Astoria Crack
- The Slab
- Sabretooth
- Sweeny
- Dealer's Choice
- Invasion of My Fantasy
- Klimb It
- Woman with a Parasol
- Butterfly Constipation
- Vote Early
- Ligamentor Seconds in Vans
- Baby Ice Dog
- Once in a Lifetime
- Easy Day
- Lady in Grating
- Kelvin and Hobbes
- Moor or Less
- Petty Theft Artichoke
- Vaino's Crack
- Waiting for Alan
- Heartless
- Big Dipper
- Marie Antoinette
- Look But Don't Touch
- No Touchee Wallee
- Prime Rib
- Fubar
- Mongoose
- Bush Crack
- Lurleen Never Tried It
- Silky Stones
- Mr. X
- Clipper
- Swimming To Antarctica
- Up Chuck
- The White Dihedral
- Dipped Cone
- Grain Block
- 39 Steps
- Eileen
- Previously Unreported Route
- First Crack Left of Gardening At Night
- Lucas Palucas
- Pokie's Big Chance
- Poodle Pot Pie
- God, Guns, Guts
- The Wife Beater
- Dr. Mortimer, I Presume?
- Spire Route
- It's Not Brain Surgery
- Road Dogs
- The Labyrinth
- Unknown
- Bush Doctor
- Illegal Campfire
- Able Was I Ere I Saw Ellesmere
- Emoji
- Cheap Pottery
- Sagacity
- False Pahrump
- Grand Hotel
- Acuity
- Goodfellas
- Damn Jam
- Five-Four-Plus
- What Just Happened
- Vagina Dialogues
- R&R Revamped
- Wardrobist Slammed
- Sickology 101
- Bush Driver
- Leaping Creamer (aka Sometimes We Crack Ourselves Up)
- Easy Day Crack
- The Hem
- Skinny Legs And All
- G.A.C.
- Yosemite Sam
- Kodiak
- Shardik
- Da Kitty! Da Kitty!
- The Litter Box
- Morris
- Half and Half
- Mr. Comforte
- n00b t00b
- Silver Fox
- The Unreported
- Life's a Bitch and then You Marry One
- Jyl & Jerry
- West Chimney
- Jermaine
- Jesse
- Corn Flakes
- Part-Timer
- Toil & Trouble
- Twins
- California Burrito
- Have A Nip
- Talus Phallus
- Roadside Rib
- Stink Steak
- Double Delight
- Wilma Rubble
- Easy As Pi
- Pathetic Crack
- The Flop
- Bonzo Dog Band
- The Grench
- Sexy Grandpa
- Snoops
- Between the Sports
- Up & Over
- Fat Man's Misery
- Omega
- Impatience (aka A Diamond, A Pony, and a Ferrari )
- Double Crack
- Solar Technology
- Taurus
- As the Crags Turn
- How About A Date, Baby?
- Johnny Cat
- The Watercloset
- Deflowered
- Ripples
- Wandering Tortoise
- Left Double Feature Crack
- Prefab Sprout
- Nectar
- Beezy
- Walk of Fame
- Barely Crankin'
- [Redacted]
- Scamp
- Double Fisting
- Johnny's Depths
- The Olson Twins
- Twin Tank Crack
- Spineless
- Live Free and High
- Hhecht
- Bored of the Rings
- Honeybucket
- P.O.S. Lieback
- Minotaur
- Wheat Chex
- Mumbling Bee
- Eyes of Amber (aka Chivalry's not Dead)
- [Redacted]
- Practice Crack #2
- Zukertort
- Tattered
- Chicken Run
- Dover Sole
- Damm Dike
- Hazing Incident
- Sepulcher Explorers
- Robitussin
- Box Canyon Crack
- The Mummy's Curse
- Zelda
- Beanie Babies
- Worthwhile Pile
- Saltimbanco
- Yellow Hair
- Edom vs Moab
- Unsightly Blemishes
- Cow Pie Corner
- Chuckles
- It's Not Happy
- Slanta Claus Left
- Sneezy
- Swink
- Using Your Nose
- Little Bunny Fu-Fu
- Dust Bin Hoffman
- San Rio Crack
- Marmac's Crack
- Feline Pine
- Lewis Black
- Unknown 740
- Beatle Baily
- Dances with Coyotes
- The Moonwalk
- A Taste of Blood
- Bloom County
- Model T
- Roach Roof
- Baby Banana
- Windy City
- Alley Cat
- Right of Garfield
- It Satisfies
- Atomic Pile
- Pacific Avenue Dorm
- Poultry Pilots
- Nutcracker
- Rejuvenation
- Flakes of Doom
- Wacko Wall
- Bottom of the Barrel
- Last Angry Arab
- Robotic Surgery
- Crack 2
- French Flies
- Sentimental Apathy
- Indian Garden
- Sugar Daddy
- Fistful of Bush
- Commitments Are For Me
- Beginner's Three
- Palm-U-Granite
- Allergy
- Crack A
- Chips Ahoy
- Deceptive Corner
- Carola's Hip
- Unknown 5.7
- Satchmo
- The Sound of Grains Snapping
- Unknown - Left of Dike
- Reggie Zigzags
- Sandal Crack
- Diagonal Chimney
- Pahrump
- Wiseguys
- Muff Divers
- The Key Hole
- Baby Roof
- Cool Dome Pinnacle
- 20 Grit Route
- 30 Grit Route
- Dancing on Dimes
- Staircase Crack
- James Brown
- Ursa Minor
- The Mikado
- Minion
- Gotcha Bush
- Men with Cow's Heads
- Bearly Worth It
- Protocol
- Dan Cruise
- Hot Cross Buns
- C.C. Takes San Jose
- Holy Zarquon (aka Crack Worthy)
- Dylan's Offwidth
- Creditor's Claim
- Baba Louie
- Roy's Solo
- False Hem
- Swain In The Breeze
- Pegleg
- Heffalump
- Grand Slam
- Double Decker
- Chili Dog
- Dress Rehearsal
- False Smooth as Silk
- Silkworm
- Curtain Call
- Poodlesby
- Bisk
- Mr. Ranger Sir
- Tom's Solo
- Stake Your Claim
- More My Speed
- Chernobyl Crack
- Blistering
- Hitchin' Post
- Dilmom
- Ernie Pyle
- Necktie Party
- Bill's Nuts
- Muffin Top
- Dopey
- Almost Vertical
- Duchess
- Coyote Crack
- Sleepy
- A.A.
- Slanta Claus Right
- Nurse Ratchit
- Flake Hickey
- Not Worth Your Pile
- Five Tree
- Pile it Higher and Deeper
- That's What She Said
- Lord Jim
- Eyesore
- Accounting Trolls
- My Best Work is Done in the Dark
- Yi
- Excuses
- Karpkwitz
- Riddle of the Sphinx
- Hush Puppies
- Maid in the Shade
- Fissure Merde
- Paint and Body
- Twin Bolts
- Faith Healer
- Not Worth Your While
- Date Queen
- Custer Was Here
- Maybe Baby
- C*nt Crack
- Hamms Down (aka Chipped Suey)
- Jumping Cholla
- Rings Around Uranus
- Backdoor Santa
- Snake Oil
- Blue Sky, Black Death
- Tiny Dancer
- Sunnyside Campground
- Wataneasy Route
- Filch
- Eyestrain
- Kendall Mint Cake
- Unnamed Chimney
- Political Asylum
- Axiom
- Jumping Jehosephat
- Hollywood Boulevard
- Ain't Nothing but a J-Tree Thing
- Hidden in Plain Sight
- Worthless Bile
- Sandblast
- Knaug and Hyde
- Garfield
- Bonnie Brae
- Fun in the Sun
- Diabetics
- Junction Chimney
- Dwarf Among Midgets
- Gorgasaurus
- Unknown 5.6
- Bolder Face
- Squirrel Attack
- Beck's Bear
- Self Abuse
- Keystone Crack
- Carolyn's Rump
- Maggie's Farm
- Cake Walk
- Duchess Right
- I'm So Embarrassed For You
- Eff Four
- Bucket Brigade
- Slam Dunk
- Look Mom, No Hands
- Nuts and Cherries
- Mr. Kromm's Last Hurrah
- Short Crack
- Stucca By A Yucca
- She's So Unusual
- Power Line
- Northwest Chimney
- Three Swidgeteers
- With Malice and Forethought
- Adam's Happy Acres
- Zonker's Brownies
- Chocolate Snake
- Polar Bears in Bondage
- Jon Crowley
- Corral Crack
- My Three Friends
- Grain for Russia
- Hairline
- S is for Super
- Upevil
- B Flat
- Super Chicken
- Blue Collar
- Dilly Bar
- Babylonia
- Potlicker
- Pet Project
- Ursa Major
- Crack 69
- Donna T's Route
- Disco Sucks
- Linda's Crack
- Toe Jam Express
- Westward Ho!
- Moo Danube
- Nereltne
- The Playwright
- Unwiped Butt
- Final Act
- Foul Fowl
- Business Trip
- Rip Off
- Roadside Ramp
- Boost for the Beginner
- Double Start
- Look Mom No Name
- The Chicken Ranch
- Unknown Face-ish Route
- Bear Necessities, The
- Robaxol
- Deadheads
- B-1
- Jug-Yur-Not
- Little Rock Candy Crack
- Jail Break
- Jaime's Crack
- Splotch
- Salathe Free
- Debbie Does Donuts
- Person Sitting in Darkness
- Jagged Little Phil
- Asian Sponge Bath
- Toy Story
- Jump Back Loretta
- Ranger J.D.
- Disappearing Belayer
- White Collar Crime
- Whiskey
- Holden Hands
- South Buttress
- Bong Along
- Half Crack
- Fryer Flyers
- Sidestep
- Flash Gordon
- One Point Crack
- Borneo
- Andromeda Strain
- Suzie's Cream Squeeze
- Beginner's Two
- SOB
- Look Mom, No Sweat
- Briar Rabbit
- Rainy Day Women
- Duchess Left
- Mosaic Wall
- Hoblett
- Decent Buckets
- Fifteen Minute Gap
- Ranch Hand
- Picnic
- Hillside Strangler
- Eschar
- Finally
- Cellbound
- So Another 5.3
- Date Shake
- Be Wary
- Myrmecocystus Ewarti
- Little Brown Jug
- Yucca Bowl
- Felix
- Holds to Hollywood
- Mad Race
- Swishbah
- Scaramouch
- Route 1326
- Tumbleweed
- Lizard Breath Arden (aka Lizard Robbins)
- Helix
- Hedgehog
- Chute Up
- Tubers in Space
- Court Jester
- Penelope's Walk
- Poodle Lizard
- Descent Crack
- B-2
- B-3
- Simpatico
- Ambulance Driver
- Two Point Crack
- White Powder
- Squat Rockets
- Jessica's Crack
- How Loose Is Your Goose