Other Routes in Lower Freeway Wall Rock Climbing
A 100-foot long Trad route rated 5.4 4a 12 IV 10 VD 3c
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
Routes similar to False False Smooth as Silk
- Route 66
- The Eye
- White Lightning
- Geronimo
- Dolphin
- Double Dogleg
- Leap Year Flake
- Stichter Quits
- The Bong
- Toe Jam
- Double Dip
- Right Between the Eyes
- Wind Tower
- Wisest Crack
- Frosty Cone
- Diagnostics
- Dung Fu
- Scrumdillyishus
- Upper Right Ski Track
- The Ranch Hand
- Asian Friends
- The Chief
- Jojoba Heater
- Leaping Leaner
- Unknown
- All Booked Up
- Steeper Than It Looks
- Yolk
- Euhedral
- Student Unrest
- Patagucci
- Circe
- Chocolate Decadence
- Stemski
- Proud New Flags
- Superman Can
- Not The Clean Crack
- Incredible Shrinking Nose
- Pussy in Boots
- Classic Corner
- Deceit
- Rusty Thinking
- Presto in C Sharp
- Lazy Day
- Dixie Chicken
- Bozo Buttress
- Watt Me Worry?
- More Mercy
- False Lieback
- Unknown lieback
- Zap No. 4
- Unwed Mudders
- Thrutcher
- Squeeze, Pull, and Yank
- Rankine File
- Easy Buttress-Left
- Homo Erectus
- Willard
- Spud Patrol
- Underpass
- After-shroom Delight
- Don't you want me baby
- All My Friends Are Pretty
- Big Bob's Little Wedge
- The Beatles
- Desert Solitaire
- Wind Cries Mary, The
- Granny Goose
- Stop Grumbling
- Blue Bayou
- Dutch Doll Gutter
- Five Tenor
- Left Crack
- Rock-a-Lot
- Fright Night
- The Oven Mitt
- Handicapped Zone
- Phineas' Pinnacle
- Hoopharkz
- Powder Puff Keg Stand
- Mr. Rogers
- Card Chimney
- Point Of Interest
- B.M.T.C. Leader
- Tequila 'til Sunday
- Buddha's Belly
- Ashtray, The
- Swishbah Variations
- Bright Eyed And Bushy Tailed
- Hawk's Nest
- Etta
- Sabretooth
- Dealer's Choice
- The Slab
- New Year's Quickie
- Imma Playa
- Sickology 101
- Vagina Dialogues
- What Just Happened
- Five-Four-Plus
- Damn Jam
- Goodfellas
- Acuity
- Sagacity
- Illegal Campfire
- The Labyrinth
- Road Dogs
- The Wife Beater
- God, Guns, Guts
- Poodle Pot Pie
- Pokie's Big Chance
- Carry the Water
- Eat the Meat
- First Crack Left of Gardening At Night
- Previously Unreported Route
- 39 Steps
- Solar Panel
- Circus
- Chesire For President
- Casa del Gato
- Self-Driving Car
- Thumby Bloody Thumby
- Hidden Taxes
- Eat What You Secrete
- A Danger To Herself And Others
- First Little Pig
- Dreams Of Red Rocks
- Little Brown Jug
- Tanning Salon
- Bighorn Hand Crack
- R&R Revamped
- Bush Driver
- Bleed Proof
- Keep the Worm Firm
- Pebbles and Bam Bam
- Key Players
- Astoria Crack
- Eileen
- Montague Jetson
- Klimb It
- Woman with a Parasol
- Butterfly Constipation
- Vote Early
- Kelvin and Hobbes
- Vaino's Crack
- Trivia Quiz
- Look But Don't Touch
- No Touchee Wallee
- Fubar
- Al's Route
- Debbie Does Everyone
- Done with Debbie
- The Gritty, The Bad, and The Ugly
- Have a Beer with Fear
- N.A.
- Mr. Lizard Meets Flintstone
- Chossy Choad
- Flies on the Wound
- Aztec Twostep
- Desert Five Spot
- Dipped Cone
- Silky Stones
- Lurleen Never Tried It
- Mongoose
- Prime Rib
- Marie Antoinette
- Big Dipper
- Heartless
- Waiting for Alan
- Moor or Less
- Once in a Lifetime
- Invasion of My Fantasy
- Head Room
- Twinkle Toes
- All My Friends Are Ugly
- SARS
- Yellow Peril
- Maizy
- Unknown
- Hunk Pinnacle
- Gut Reaction
- Chesire For President
- Escape From Wyoming
- Tobin Bias
- The Echo Chamber
- Serf's Up variation
- Practice Crack #3
- Raker Mobile
- Indian Creek Crack
- Unknown
- I Will Investigate Myself
- Toddling
- Pine-Sol
- Riding Shotgun
- Watering Hole
- The Rusty Axe
- Dinky
- Blue Suede Shoes
- Psychedelic Elvis
- Caw Caw
- Fat Splat
- The Gear Thief
- Probably Been Climbed Before
- Vag Marching
- Cook the Dinner
- Unknown
- Wardrobist Slammed
- Baby Ice Dog
- Bush Crack
- Dr. Mortimer, I Presume?
- Spire Route
- It's Not Brain Surgery
- Able Was I Ere I Saw Ellesmere
- Emoji
- Cheap Pottery
- False Pahrump
- Ted the Generic Guy
- Ancient Ones
- The Sound of One Hoof Knocking
- Fantails
- Dark Tannin
- Wilderness of Edom
- Satyriasis
- Bivy At Gordon's
- The Stiffy (on the Woody)
- Rodeo Drive
- Mr. X
- Clipper
- Swimming To Antarctica
- The White Dihedral
- Bent Gate 4 U
- Chicks
- Buddy Hackett
- White Punks on Rope
- Jack Sparrow Crack
- Two of a Kind
- Desiderious' Delight
- Morning Wood
- Human Be-In
- Cocoa Puffs
- Dweeb
- Grain Block
- Up Chuck
- Petty Theft Artichoke
- Lady in Grating
- Easy Day
- Ligamentor Seconds in Vans
- Sweeny
- Chimps Fly
- The Lollipop Guild
- Felch
- Grand Hotel
- Lucas Palucas
- Bush Doctor
- The Watercloset
- Left Double Feature Crack
- Honeybucket
- Worthwhile Pile
- Beanie Babies
- n00b t00b
- Twin Tank Crack
- Roadside Rib
- The Olson Twins
- Johnny's Depths
- Prefab Sprout
- Double Fisting
- Wandering Tortoise
- Minotaur
- Ripples
- Scamp
- The Hem
- Stink Steak
- G.A.C.
- Spineless
- Edom vs Moab
- Nectar
- Hhecht
- Dover Sole
- Chicken Run
- Easy Day Crack
- Damm Dike
- Morris
- Chuckles
- The Litter Box
- Deflowered
- Slanta Claus Left
- Using Your Nose
- Mr. Comforte
- Da Kitty! Da Kitty!
- Skinny Legs And All
- Walk of Fame
- Shardik
- Half and Half
- Kodiak
- Cow Pie Corner
- Zukertort
- Live Free and High
- Yosemite Sam
- Snoops
- Bonzo Dog Band
- Double Crack
- Between the Sports
- Impatience (aka A Diamond, A Pony, and a Ferrari )
- Up & Over
- The Flop
- Omega
- The Grench
- Fat Man's Misery
- Sexy Grandpa
- Solar Technology
- Taurus
- Dust Bin Hoffman
- Bored of the Rings
- Twins
- Sneezy
- Tattered
- How About A Date, Baby?
- Robitussin
- P.O.S. Lieback
- As the Crags Turn
- Practice Crack #2
- Hazing Incident
- A Taste of Blood
- Wilma Rubble
- Little Bunny Fu-Fu
- Wheat Chex
- Box Canyon Crack
- The Unreported
- The Moonwalk
- Jyl & Jerry
- [Redacted]
- Roach Roof
- Easy As Pi
- Life's a Bitch and then You Marry One
- Beatle Baily
- West Chimney
- Toil & Trouble
- Mumbling Bee
- Eyes of Amber (aka Chivalry's not Dead)
- Beezy
- Part-Timer
- Saltimbanco
- Unknown 740
- Barely Crankin'
- Swink
- Yellow Hair
- Jermaine
- Jesse
- Corn Flakes
- San Rio Crack
- The Mummy's Curse
- Pathetic Crack
- Zelda
- Johnny Cat
- Bloom County
- Dances with Coyotes
- It's Not Happy
- Marmac's Crack
- Sepulcher Explorers
- Model T
- Talus Phallus
- Double Delight
- Unsightly Blemishes
- Have A Nip
- California Burrito
- Lewis Black
- Silver Fox
- Feline Pine
- Leaping Creamer (aka Sometimes We Crack Ourselves Up)
- [Redacted]
- Flakes of Doom
- Bottom of the Barrel
- Pacific Avenue Dorm
- Baby Banana
- Hitchin' Post
- Double Decker
- Atomic Pile
- Chili Dog
- False Smooth as Silk
- Silkworm
- It Satisfies
- Poodlesby
- Mr. Ranger Sir
- Necktie Party
- The Sound of Grains Snapping
- Stake Your Claim
- Chernobyl Crack
- Creditor's Claim
- Right of Garfield
- Sentimental Apathy
- Indian Garden
- Holy Zarquon (aka Crack Worthy)
- Lord Jim
- Rejuvenation
- Windy City
- Wacko Wall
- Duchess
- Muffin Top
- Crack 2
- Paint and Body
- Beginner's Three
- Unknown 5.7
- Commitments Are For Me
- Unknown - Left of Dike
- Fistful of Bush
- Custer Was Here
- Maybe Baby
- Last Angry Arab
- Not Worth Your While
- Sugar Daddy
- French Flies
- Roy's Solo
- Alley Cat
- More My Speed
- Crack A
- Nutcracker
- Dopey
- A.A.
- Sleepy
- Hush Puppies
- Robotic Surgery
- Poultry Pilots
- Date Queen
- Reggie Zigzags
- Pegleg
- Accounting Trolls
- Dilmom
- Riddle of the Sphinx
- Grand Slam
- Nurse Ratchit
- Flake Hickey
- False Hem
- Maid in the Shade
- My Best Work is Done in the Dark
- Heffalump
- Slanta Claus Right
- Dylan's Offwidth
- Almost Vertical
- Ernie Pyle
- Not Worth Your Pile
- Pile it Higher and Deeper
- Tom's Solo
- C.C. Takes San Jose
- Bisk
- Blistering
- Excuses
- Faith Healer
- Five Tree
- Bill's Nuts
- That's What She Said
- Dress Rehearsal
- Curtain Call
- Yi
- Fissure Merde
- Twin Bolts
- Coyote Crack
- Eyesore
- Karpkwitz
- Hot Cross Buns
- Bearly Worth It
- Ursa Minor
- James Brown
- Cool Dome Pinnacle
- Baby Roof
- The Key Hole
- Muff Divers
- Pahrump
- Sandal Crack
- Baba Louie
- Swain In The Breeze
- Satchmo
- Wiseguys
- Protocol
- Chips Ahoy
- 20 Grit Route
- 30 Grit Route
- Allergy
- Dancing on Dimes
- Staircase Crack
- Palm-U-Granite
- The Mikado
- Minion
- Gotcha Bush
- Carola's Hip
- Dan Cruise
- Men with Cow's Heads
- Deceptive Corner
- Diagonal Chimney
- Rings Around Uranus
- Bucket Brigade
- Corral Crack
- Sunnyside Campground
- Eff Four
- Northwest Chimney
- Mr. Kromm's Last Hurrah
- Self Abuse
- Grain for Russia
- Duchess Right
- Upevil
- Fun in the Sun
- Diabetics
- Three Swidgeteers
- Garfield
- My Three Friends
- Unnamed Chimney
- Junction Chimney
- Power Line
- Axiom
- Nuts and Cherries
- Jon Crowley
- Dilly Bar
- Jumping Cholla
- Knaug and Hyde
- Blue Collar
- Gorgasaurus
- Unknown 5.6
- Bonnie Brae
- Keystone Crack
- Carolyn's Rump
- Wataneasy Route
- Dwarf Among Midgets
- Tiny Dancer
- Political Asylum
- Hamms Down (aka Chipped Suey)
- Chocolate Snake
- Squirrel Attack
- Sandblast
- C*nt Crack
- Backdoor Santa
- Kendall Mint Cake
- Cake Walk
- Hidden in Plain Sight
- Polar Bears in Bondage
- Ain't Nothing but a J-Tree Thing
- With Malice and Forethought
- Hairline
- Hollywood Boulevard
- Maggie's Farm
- Short Crack
- Filch
- Blue Sky, Black Death
- S is for Super
- Look Mom, No Hands
- Slam Dunk
- She's So Unusual
- Eyestrain
- Stucca By A Yucca
- Beck's Bear
- Adam's Happy Acres
- B Flat
- Super Chicken
- Jumping Jehosephat
- Snake Oil
- Bolder Face
- Worthless Bile
- I'm So Embarrassed For You
- Zonker's Brownies
- Jagged Little Phil
- Roadside Ramp
- Pet Project
- Splotch
- B-1
- The Chicken Ranch
- Holden Hands
- Little Rock Candy Crack
- Rip Off
- Ursa Major
- Robaxol
- Crack 69
- The Playwright
- Babylonia
- Look Mom No Name
- Salathe Free
- Final Act
- Disco Sucks
- Unknown Face-ish Route
- Jump Back Loretta
- Potlicker
- Donna T's Route
- Unwiped Butt
- Linda's Crack
- Toe Jam Express
- Double Start
- Person Sitting in Darkness
- Sidestep
- Fryer Flyers
- Boost for the Beginner
- Business Trip
- Foul Fowl
- Nereltne
- Debbie Does Donuts
- Whiskey
- South Buttress
- Jail Break
- Deadheads
- Disappearing Belayer
- Bear Necessities, The
- Westward Ho!
- Moo Danube
- Asian Sponge Bath
- White Collar Crime
- Toy Story
- Ranger J.D.
- Jaime's Crack
- Jug-Yur-Not
- Bong Along
- Flash Gordon
- Half Crack
- Finally
- One Point Crack
- Ranch Hand
- Borneo
- Hillside Strangler
- Suzie's Cream Squeeze
- Picnic
- Cellbound
- Fifteen Minute Gap
- So Another 5.3
- Briar Rabbit
- Eschar
- Look Mom, No Sweat
- Rainy Day Women
- Decent Buckets
- Andromeda Strain
- Beginner's Two
- SOB
- Duchess Left
- Mosaic Wall
- Hoblett
- Swishbah
- Mad Race
- Chute Up
- Helix
- Route 1326
- Scaramouch
- Little Brown Jug
- Felix
- Myrmecocystus Ewarti
- Holds to Hollywood
- Be Wary
- Yucca Bowl
- Lizard Breath Arden (aka Lizard Robbins)
- Hedgehog
- Tumbleweed
- Date Shake
- B-3
- Simpatico
- B-2
- Court Jester
- Poodle Lizard
- Tubers in Space
- Penelope's Walk
- White Powder
- Ambulance Driver
- Two Point Crack
- Descent Crack
- Squat Rockets
- Jessica's Crack
- How Loose Is Your Goose