Other Routes in Laugh Rock - West Face Rock Climbing
A 50-foot long Trad route rated 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Probably no overhang features
Definitely crack features
Routes similar to Holy Zarquon (aka Crack Worthy)
- Double Cross
- Sail Away
- The Flake
- Route 66
- The Eye
- Taken for Granite
- White Lightning
- Geronimo
- Dolphin
- Double Dogleg
- Gem
- 200 Motels
- Leap Year Flake
- Nurn's Romp
- Back Up Singers
- Totally Tubular
- Stichter Quits
- The Bong
- Mr. Misty Kiss
- Catch A Falling Star
- Right Between the Eyes
- Diagnostics
- Wisest Crack
- Feltonian Physics
- Hands Off
- Wind Tower
- Double Dip
- Frosty Cone
- Toe Jam
- Palmreader
- Scrumdillyishus
- The Ranch Hand
- The Flue
- Dung Fu
- Buissonier
- Take Five
- Leaping Leaner
- The Chief
- Love Shack
- Dinky Doinks
- Asian Friends
- Funny Bone
- Hit it Ethel
- Hot Crystals
- Smithereens
- Original Route (aka Jake Off)
- Hop Sing
- Jojoba Heater
- Yolk
- Superman Can
- Jack the Ripper
- Chocolate Decadence
- Planet X
- Cosmic Crack of Some Intrigue
- Stemski
- 1-800-Dentist
- Mingo's Route
- Circe
- Deceit
- Circe Direct
- All Booked Up
- Comes Around
- Unknown
- Full Day Runner
- Possum Pie
- Eye of Horus
- Bummerang
- Smooth as Silk
- Student Unrest
- Patagucci
- Funky Dung
- Hernie, Hernie, Hernie
- Euhedral
- Fun Stuff
- Youth Run Wild
- Not The Clean Crack
- Rusty Thinking
- Arturo's Special
- Troglodyte Crack
- At Your Pleasure
- Roller Coaster
- Steeper Than It Looks
- Incredible Shrinking Nose
- Classic Corner
- Breaking Bad
- Bubbalicious
- Blame It On Cain
- Buck
- Letdown, The
- I-Go-Go-E
- Blue Bayou
- The Beatles
- Lazy Day
- The Awfulwidth
- Five Tenor
- Bob's Peace Prize
- More Mercy
- Soma
- Unwed Mudders
- Robocop
- False Lieback
- Anniversary Special
- Handicapped Zone
- All My Friends Are Pretty
- Tucson Bound
- Fright Night
- Beautiful Dreamer (aka Gullywog)
- Dutch Doll Gutter
- The Allen Steck Memorial Route
- Up and Right, Love
- Hat Trick
- Presto in C Sharp
- Phineas' Pinnacle
- Unknown lieback
- Desert Senna
- Thrutcher
- Homo Erectus
- Hoopharkz
- Kublai Corner
- Big Bob's Little Wedge
- Rankine File
- Desert Solitaire
- The Caterpillar
- Dike Up-Route
- Wind Cries Mary, The
- Point Of Interest
- Save the Ales
- Left Crack
- Screw the Pooch
- Rock-a-Lot
- Mr. Rogers
- Watt Me Worry?
- Powder Puff Keg Stand
- Keith's Cruise
- Grab My Sac For A Toy
- Cashews Will Be Eaten
- The Snakeye Pillar
- Wild Goose Chase
- Welfare Mothers, Drugs, and Speed
- Carmania
- Spot Craft
- After-shroom Delight
- Worthy of It
- Jack the Chimney
- Hawk's Nest
- My Little Pretty
- Dangling Digit
- Restoration & Repair (R&R)
- Yipes! Stripes!
- Buddha's Belly
- Vanishing Desert
- Wide Ride
- Where Janitors Dare
- Western Omelette
- Night Gallery
- Underpass
- Spud Patrol
- Toto's Canine Hot Lunch
- Smelly Pirate Hooker
- Squeeze, Pull, and Yank
- Bright Eyed And Bushy Tailed
- Funkadelic
- The Oven Mitt
- Parliament
- Mother's Little Helper
- Spacely Sprockets
- Tequila 'til Sunday
- Ashtray, The
- White Fang
- Willard
- Tiptoe
- Weird Wall Right
- Edchada
- Quite Reasonable
- Indian Wars
- Sanctify Yourself
- B.M.T.C. Leader
- Etta
- Card Chimney
- Vagmarken Buttress
- Granny Goose
- Seriously Shady
- Tasgrainian Devil
- Stop Grumbling
- Zap No. 4
- Ant Farm
- Don't you want me baby
- Swishbah Variations
- Midweek Crisis
- Little Brown Eye
- Dark Tannin
- Illegal Campfire
- Montague Jetson
- Chossy Choad
- Half Time
- Bush Driver
- Youth groups need to climb too
- Flies on the Wound
- Whole Grain Goodness
- Gang Grain
- Desert Five Spot
- Unknown (Peyote) Chimney
- Dipped Cone
- Sagacity
- Acuity
- The Hit
- Goodfellas
- Damn Jam
- Five-Four-Plus
- Planetary Motion
- Silky Stones
- Fat Freddie's Escape
- Vagina Dialogues
- Sickology 101
- Imma Playa
- Space Walk
- Downpour
- Lurleen Never Tried It
- Lurleen Quits
- Duck, Duck, Goose
- New Year's Quickie
- Jo Mama
- Mongoose
- Desiderious' Delight
- Jedi Mimmster
- Wet Bones
- Morning Wood
- Trivia Quiz
- The Slab
- Don't Quit Stitching
- Sabretooth
- Range Wars
- Wilderness of Edom
- English Opening
- Human Be-In
- Lazy Maritimer
- Eat the Meat
- Bleed Proof
- Cocoa Puffs
- Satyriasis
- Dweeb
- Fun with a Gun
- Comp
- Dealer's Choice
- Pair of Jacks
- Bivy At Gordon's
- Return of the Mimmster
- Cook the Dinner
- The Stiffy (on the Woody)
- Carry the Water
- Rodeo Drive
- Ted the Generic Guy
- Used Gear Salesman
- Thin Spin
- Junkshow Express
- Probably Been Climbed Before
- The Gear Thief
- Caw Caw
- Psychedelic Elvis
- Blue Suede Shoes
- In Memory of Elizabeth Tortoise
- Dinky
- The Rusty Axe
- Ancient Ones
- When Okja Flies
- Ghost Dancing
- The Sound of One Hoof Knocking
- Fantails
- Al's Route
- Debbie Does Everyone
- Done with Debbie
- Dorothy Goes To Jail
- The Gritty, The Bad, and The Ugly
- Self-Driving Car
- Herd Instinct
- Chicken Bones
- Eat What You Secrete
- Have a Beer with Fear
- N.A.
- Unknown
- Volvo Station Wagon
- All My Friends Are Ugly
- Escape From Wyoming
- Casa del Gato
- Nine Lives
- Thumby Bloody Thumby
- Hidden Taxes
- Mr. Bunny Vs. Six Unknown Agents
- Background Noise
- Mutterers
- All Along the Watchtower
- Idiot Wind
- Penthouse Pet
- Anthrax
- Baby Ice Dog
- The Irritators
- Poetry In Motion
- Bush Crack
- Swatchbuckler
- Super Cheap
- Fatal Flaw
- Boulder Crack
- Ditch Witch
- The Druids
- A Danger To Herself And Others
- Dreams Of Red Rocks
- Little Brown Jug
- Undercling Bypass
- Tanning Salon
- Bighorn Hand Crack
- Spire Route
- It's Not Brain Surgery
- Able Was I Ere I Saw Ellesmere
- Emoji
- Cheap Pottery
- False Pahrump
- Outward Bound Slab Route
- Keep the Worm Firm
- Big Brother
- Chesire For President
- Chesire For President
- Aztec Twostep
- Monkey Gone to Heaven
- Spaghetti & Chili
- Quivering Lips
- R&R Revamped
- Eileen
- Charlton Heston is My President
- No-Name Crack
- Crack B
- Mr. Lizard Meets Flintstone
- Exalted Easterners
- Randy
- Pebbles and Bam Bam
- Frankie Lee
- Key Players
- Astoria Crack
- The I
- Ticket To Nowhere
- Klimb It
- The Matisse Falcon
- Woman with a Parasol
- Butterfly Constipation
- Swing Shift
- Kelvin and Hobbes
- Acupuncture
- Hashish Corner
- Vaino's Crack
- Arturo's Arete
- Look But Don't Touch
- No Touchee Wallee
- Urban Redevelopment
- Indecision 2000
- Fubar
- Spiderbaby
- Double Crux
- Mr. X
- We Aim To Please, So, Please Aim
- Clipper
- Election Fraud Rules
- Squirty
- Swimming To Antarctica
- The White Dihedral
- Bent Gate 4 U
- Chicks
- Hand In My Pocket
- Buddy Hackett
- Buddy Rocks
- Treadmark Right
- White Punks on Rope
- Beck's Bet
- Euthenics
- MZM (Maria Zink Memorial)
- Jack Sparrow Crack
- Groveling Gringos
- Broke Back Burke
- Two of a Kind
- We'll Get Them Little Pricks (aka Cunning Linquist)
- Prime Rib
- Marie Antoinette
- Big Dipper
- Desert Queen
- Heartless
- Waiting for Alan
- Prozac Crack
- Once in a Lifetime
- Walt's Solo
- Invasion of My Fantasy
- Head Room
- Twinkle Toes
- SARS
- Yellow Peril
- Maizy
- Fuzzy Energy
- Tia
- Unknown
- Gut Reaction
- Paranetium
- Tobin Bias
- Narcissus
- RT60
- Sabine Equation
- White Noise
- Bakersfield
- Bearded Oyster
- Mummy Dearest
- Serf's Up variation
- Practice Crack #3
- Raker Mobile
- Indian Creek Crack
- Unknown
- Wildkirchli
- Mata Hari
- I Will Investigate Myself
- Toddling
- Preggers Can't Be Boozers
- Riding Shotgun
- Kill Them All and Let God Sort Them Out
- Blues for the Red Sun
- It's Good To Be King
- Neptune
- The Labyrinth
- Road Dogs
- Ice Cream for Crow
- The Wife Beater
- God, Guns, Guts
- Tick Attack
- Poodle Pot Pie
- Pokie's Big Chance
- So close but yet so Yeti
- City H
- First Crack Left of Gardening At Night
- Previously Unreported Route
- 39 Steps
- Frumunda Cheese
- Grain Block
- Up Chuck
- Adult Gerbils $1.59
- Spirit Of The Dead
- Petty Theft Artichoke
- Lady in Grating
- Easy Day
- Ligamentor Seconds in Vans
- Sweeny
- Right Double Feature Crack
- Monster Magnet
- Chimps Fly
- Trundle Cracks
- The Lollipop Guild
- Toto Meets the Bighorn
- Walking the Dog
- Felch
- Grand Hotel
- Lucas Palucas
- Sabina
- Bush Doctor
- Small World
- Wit
- Prefab Sprout
- Jesse
- Robitussin
- Dangers of Conformity
- Johnny Cat
- Jermaine
- Saltimbanco
- Yellow Hair
- Unsightly Blemishes
- The Watercloset
- More Hustle Than Muscle
- It's Not Happy
- Sneezy
- Nectar
- Ulna
- Ren
- The Mummy's Curse
- Sepulcher Explorers
- Serf City
- Beezy
- Practice Crack #2
- Barely Crankin'
- Span-nish Fly
- West Chimney
- Weasels on Drugs Climbed up my Bunghole (aka Richard Gere Crack)
- Hard Science
- Deflowered
- Hot Tubs From Hell
- Bored of the Rings
- Season Opener
- The Gymbag
- Tattered
- Guard Duty
- Chick Hern
- Hazing Incident
- Box Canyon Crack
- Dry Rain
- How About A Date, Baby?
- Ripples
- Stink Steak
- Solar Technology
- Crack 63
- Roadside Rib
- Taurus
- Spineless
- Minotaur
- Flat Tire
- Talus Phallus
- Lurch
- Up and Down
- Have A Nip
- Aye, Aye
- Just Another Roadside Attraction
- Double Fisting
- Mr. Michael goes to Washington
- The Treat
- Yaborrhea
- Reach Around Cop
- Johnny's Depths
- The Olson Twins
- n00bulator (aka Pathetic Face)
- Pathetic Crack
- Jyl & Jerry
- Hope and Glory
- Twins
- Life's a Bitch and then You Marry One
- Toil & Trouble
- Warm Beer
- As the Crags Turn
- Left Double Feature Crack
- Leaping Creamer (aka Sometimes We Crack Ourselves Up)
- Part-Timer
- Corn Flakes
- What a Joke
- Oral Sex Bozeman
- The Moonwalk
- The Unreported
- Damm Dike
- False Rat Ledge
- SW Face
- Using Your Nose
- Live Free and High
- Lookout Crack
- Eff Eight
- Stood Up
- Split
- Edom vs Moab
- Hhecht
- Chuckles
- Slanta Claus Left
- Walk of Fame
- Butterfingers Make Me Horny
- Cow Pie Corner
- Worthwhile Pile
- Beanie Babies
- Zelda
- The Reverend
- We Dive At Dawn
- Oh God, It's My Boss
- Bitter Brew
- Eyes of Amber (aka Chivalry's not Dead)
- Mumbling Bee
- Toe the Line
- Wheat Chex
- Margarita Crack
- [Redacted]
- Swink
- 3rd Class It
- Double Delight
- Wilma Rubble
- Easy As Pi
- Mind Blender
- Cricket
- Citizen Fish
- Honeybucket
- Waiting For The Sun
- Cranny
- Berlin de Fence
- Zukertort
- Wilted Flower Children
- Chicken Run
- Dover Sole
- All-reet Arete
- Raging Intensity
- The Sound of One Shoe Tapping
- Bonzo Dog Band
- Sexy Grandpa
- Mother of All Poodles
- Snoops
- Fat Man's Misery
- Omega
- Impatience (aka A Diamond, A Pony, and a Ferrari )
- P.O.S. Lieback
- [Redacted]
- The Goat
- Skinny Legs And All
- Roach Roof
- False Classic Corner (aka The Case Of The Missing Nolina)
- The Hem
- Little Bunny Fu-Fu
- Poon
- Half and Half
- G.A.C.
- Marmac's Crack
- Easy Day Crack
- Beatle Baily
- Calgary Stampede
- San Rio Crack
- Kodiak
- Unknown 740
- Morris
- Silver Fox
- Da Kitty! Da Kitty!
- The Litter Box
- Feline Pine
- n00b t00b
- Mom For The Road
- AC/DC
- Monkey Business
- Volga Boat Men
- Vulgar Boot Men
- Mr. Comforte
- Bloom County
- Model T
- Yosemite Sam
- Lewis Black
- Dust Bin Hoffman
- Left S-Crack
- Dances with Coyotes
- Dance without Sleeping
- Into The Black
- A Taste of Blood
- Atomic Pile
- Furthest Right S Crack
- Baba Louie
- Rejuvenation
- Skeleton in My Closet
- Hot Cross Buns
- Lean-To
- Alley Cat
- Dead Reckoning
- Steeped T
- Swain In The Breeze
- Blue Nun
- It Satisfies
- Windy City
- Baby Banana
- Flakes of Doom
- Wacko Wall
- The Fabulous T. Gordex Cracks
- Ursa Minor
- James Brown
- Cool Dome Pinnacle
- Baby Roof
- Right of Garfield
- The Key Hole
- Muff Divers
- Pahrump
- Bottom of the Barrel
- Sandal Crack
- Reggie Zigzags
- Pacific Avenue Dorm
- Poultry Pilots
- My Friends Treat Me Like a Mushroom
- False Hem
- Dylan's Offwidth
- Curtain Call
- Dress Rehearsal
- Nutcracker
- Owatafooliam
- Pegleg
- Out Of The Wind
- Tom's Solo
- Creditor's Claim
- Grand Cayman
- Crack A
- Chernobyl Crack
- Maybe Baby
- Custer Was Here
- Sentimental Apathy
- Mad Hatter, The
- Paint and Body
- Faith Healer
- Swiss Cheese
- Lord Jim
- C.C. Takes San Jose
- Party in the West
- Yi
- Leader's Fright
- Hitchin' Post
- Necktie Party
- Nolan Ryan
- Lucky Lady
- Hush Puppies
- Bad Water
- Bisk
- Blistering
- Generic Route
- Commitments Are For Me
- Chocolate Chips (aka Omaha Beach)
- Fissure Merde
- French Flies
- Hollow Point
- Mosaic
- Sugar Daddy
- Anointed Seagull
- Roy's Solo
- Heffalump
- Men with Cow's Heads
- Indian Garden
- Unknown 5.7
- Crank Queenie
- Dan Cruise
- The Sound of Grains Snapping
- Twin Bolts
- I'm Already Bored with the New Millennium
- Crack 2
- Fistful of Bush
- Porky's Excellent Adventure
- Chicken Poop
- That's What She Said
- Excuses
- Wet Pigeon
- Dopey
- Bill's Nuts
- Unknown - Left of Dike
- Drawstring
- Michael
- Green Mansions
- Not Worth Your While
- Are We Ourselves
- Eyesore
- Deceptive Corner
- Coyote Crack
- Stake Your Claim
- Carola's Hip
- The Morning After
- Satchmo
- Mr. Ranger Sir
- Route 182
- Poodlesby
- Coyote Bait
- Poodle in Shining Armor
- Silkworm
- Maid in the Shade
- Diagonal Chimney
- False Smooth as Silk
- Chili Dog
- Wiseguys
- Double Decker
- Slab Rats
- Nature Walk
- 20 Grit Route
- 30 Grit Route
- Dancing on Dimes
- Flake Hickey
- Staircase Crack
- Zinging in the Grain
- Date Queen
- Robotic Surgery
- Nurse Ratchit
- Riddle of the Sphinx
- The Haberdashery
- The Mikado
- Minion
- Panama Canal
- Bombay
- Calcutta
- Gotcha Bush
- A.A.
- A Fistful of Poodles
- Accounting Trolls
- Pile it Higher and Deeper
- Not Worth Your Pile
- Muffin Top
- Kickoff
- Ernie Pyle
- Conservative Policies
- Almost Vertical
- Slanta Claus Right
- Big Bird
- Where's Baldo?
- Duchess
- Palm-U-Granite
- Last Angry Arab
- Non-Decumbent Destiny
- Karpkwitz
- Allergy
- My Best Work is Done in the Dark
- Chips Ahoy
- Hollywood Boulevard
- Jane Pauley
- C*nt Crack
- Fluff Boy
- The Rabbit
- Fiendish Fists
- Heart Slab
- Corral Crack
- Tofutti
- Bouncer
- Pfundt's Folly
- False False Smooth as Silk
- Straight Flush
- Sandblast
- West Face Overhang
- W. A. C.
- Jumping Cholla
- Worthless Bile
- Duchess Right
- Dilly Bar
- Hidden in Plain Sight
- Nuts and Cherries
- Bucket Brigade
- Jumping Jehosephat
- Squirrel Attack
- Hamms Down (aka Chipped Suey)
- Eff Four
- Filch
- Snail Away
- Jackpot
- Ain't Nothing but a J-Tree Thing
- Jon Crowley
- Nobody Walks In LA
- Look Mom, No Hands
- Beck's Bear
- S is for Super
- Hairline
- Which Witch
- Diabetics
- I'm So Embarrassed For You
- Chicken Pox Leave Bad Scars
- Bolder Face
- Roman Pretzel
- B Flat
- Adam's Happy Acres
- Go For Broke
- Stucca By A Yucca
- Super Chicken
- Maggie's Farm
- Zonker's Brownies
- Polar Bears in Bondage
- Heathcliff
- She's So Unusual
- Bonnie Brae
- Garfield
- Where Two Deserts Meet
- Grand Theft Avocado
- Cake Walk
- Chocolate Snake
- Grain for Russia
- With Malice and Forethought
- Slam Dunk
- Self Abuse
- Spider's Web
- Carolyn's Rump
- Backdoor Santa
- Unknown 5.6
- Power Line
- Political Asylum
- Blue Collar
- Snake Oil
- Axiom
- Gorgasaurus
- Keystone Crack
- Upevil
- Masochism
- Tuna and Cheese
- Blue Sky, Black Death
- Short Crack
- Tiny Dancer
- Rings Around Uranus
- The Dharma Bums
- Chile Willie
- Wataneasy Route
- My Three Friends
- Sunnyside Campground
- Jagged Little Phil
- Salathe Free
- Unwiped Butt
- Jug-Yur-Not
- Babylonia
- Grain Surplus
- Parental Guidance Suggested
- Business Trip
- Schandenfreude
- Person Sitting in Darkness
- I Am Not A Crook
- Jaime's Crack
- White Collar Crime
- Ulysses' Bivouac
- Toy Story
- Asian Sponge Bath
- Hot Tub Honey
- Lizard Skin (aka Blue Belly)
- Crack 69
- Nereltne
- Ranger J.D.
- Unknown Face-ish Route
- Disco Sucks
- Foul Fowl
- Splotch
- Disappearing Belayer
- Deadheads
- Holden Hands
- Potlicker
- South Buttress
- Whiskey
- Peculiar Taste Buds
- The Chessboard
- The Face of Tammy Faye
- Right Sawdust Crack
- Bryant Gumbel
- Aleister Crowley (aka Brew 102)
- Bonglett, The
- Bear Necessities, The
- Donna T's Route
- Tabby Litter
- Linda's Crack
- Double Start
- Toe Jam Express
- Robaxol
- Boost for the Beginner
- Driving Limitations
- Debbie Does Donuts
- Little Rock Candy Crack
- Flake and Bake
- Jump Back Loretta
- The Playwright
- Fryer Flyers
- Look Mom No Name
- Flash Gordon
- Rip Off
- Ursa Major
- Curbside
- Fender Bender
- Bong Along
- The Chicken Ranch
- Siamese
- Final Act
- Sidestep
- Pet Project
- Borneo
- One Point Crack
- Look Mom, No Sweat
- Andromeda Strain
- Rainy Day Women
- Ranger J.B.
- Bakersfield Bomb
- Fifteen Minute Gap
- Ranch Hand
- Briar Rabbit
- Pony Express
- Suzie's Cream Squeeze
- Hillside Strangler
- Beginner's Two
- Cellbound
- Eschar
- Mosaic Wall
- Wallaby Crack
- Hoblett
- Duchess Left
- Right Peyote Crack
- Spider
- The Old Man and the Poodle
- Square Root
- SOB
- Picnic
- Finally
- Mad Race
- Swishbah
- Myrmecocystus Ewarti
- Holds to Hollywood
- Felix
- Limited Partnership
- Yucca Bowl
- Little Brown Jug
- Date Shake
- Tumbleweed
- Hedgehog
- Lizard Breath Arden (aka Lizard Robbins)
- Tubers in Space
- Poodle Lizard
- Penelope's Walk
- Court Jester
- White Powder
- Jessica's Crack
- Squat Rockets
- How Loose Is Your Goose