Other Routes in Wind Tower - S Face Rock Climbing
Futile Laments
2.3/4
A 170-foot long Trad route rated 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (PG13)
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Definitely overhang features
Almost certainly no crack features
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- Emerald City
- Deviant
- V3
- West Face
- West Crack
- Body Tremors
- Saturday's Folly
- A Shadow Sickness
- The Unsaid
- Northwest Face
- Five-Ten Crack
- By Gully
- Morning Thunder
- Ohmer's Odyssey
- Finger Crack
- Good Cleavage
- Ruper to Grand Giraffe
- Classic Finger Crack
- Tough Situation
- Minutia
- Curving Crack
- Green Crack
- Bailey's Overhang
- 5.9 trad
- Cozyhang 10a Variation
- Gorilla's Delight
- 5.10a trad
- Breakfast in Bed
- Sister Morphine
- Bolting for Glory
- Lightning Bolt Crack
- Daydreaming
- The Flakes
- Mystery Tour
- Reaper
- Direct Variation to Zot Face
- Prism
- Calypso Direct
- Day Tripper
- Calypso Direct Start
- T2 Direct Finish
- Skunk Crack
- West Cracks
- Respect
- Dreams Of Darkness
- Sorenson Crack
- The Emperor's New Shoes
- Poor Judgment
- Minos Right
- Party Of One
- Ship of Fools
- Bridge-it Bardot (aka Hat Trick)
- Out to Lunge ... with Dessert
- C'est La Morte
- I Can't Copeland
- The Whistle Stop
- Grand Giraffe Slot Variation
- In-between Crack
- The Superlink
- 5.8 trad
- Eat My Lichen
- Babu
- Maximum Security
- Waiting Room
- Right Escape
- Mr. Natural
- Grand Theft Auto
- Wings Of Steel
- Diagonal Finger Crack
- Faith and Resurrection
- Strawberry Shortcut
- Spread Your Wings
- Unknown Dihedral
- Pipeline
- Seemed Like a Crack
- Left Crack
- Confinement Corner
- Party On
- Little Murders
- Fear No Evil
- Sugar Crack
- Foxy Lady
- Cerebrus
- Crankin' stein
- White Stallion
- The Gorgon
- Irish Goodbye
- The "S" Buttress
- Wind Beneath the Devil's Wings
- Crack of Desperation
- Carrot Flake
- Perfect Hand Crack
- Give Me a Squeeze
- Blowing Raspberries
- Evening Stroll
- Touch of Grey
- Kartikeya
- Direct Start
- Plate Tectonics
- OK Corner
- Welcome to Eldo
- West Side Bulge
- Undocumented Free Roof
- Hyperpolysyllabic
- Ganesha Corner
- Tigger Plus
- Kill All Bad Brown Dogs
- 2nd Pinnacle, Upper East Face Right
- Come Together
- Krishna Orange
- Long Walk Crack
- Bolted Route #5
- Scrundle Corner
- Baby Sitter
- Molehill Direct
- Mountains Out of Molehills
- Tower Corner Exit
- Superguide
- Stone Soup
- The Velvet Arete aka Premonition
- Pasta Man
- Ms. Pac-Man
- Ride On
- Tailspin
- Treetop Landing
- Dreams Of Light
- Arm ‘n a Leg
- Jam Left
- Route 66
- Hurley Direct
- Othello
- West Dihedral
- Cozyhang Out
- Zorra
- Minnesota Fats
- Dihedral
- Jimmy G.
- Any Way You Slice It
- Eyes to See
- Watts Left Over
- Serrated Jam Crack
- A Brief History of Time
- Wrinkled Glass
- Jessica's Route
- 5.9 Crack (Light of Day?)
- Shape Shifters
- Inner Sanctum
- Some Advice Is Hard to Follow
- Falcon's Fracture
- X
- Unsolicited Advice
- Fade To Black
- Stigmata
- Nighthawk
- A Side of Fries
- Ruffles Have Ridges
- Fine Line
- Unknown
- Climbing Non-Sunse
- Solid State
- Junk Mail
- Hypothermia
- Pluto
- AC-DC
- Quick Silver
- Better Offer
- Northwest Corner
- Lightning Bolt Cracks
- Electroshock
- Chives
- White Stallion, The
- Pine Tree Pitch
- Funeral March
- Sirens of Titan
- Good Advice You Just Didn't Take
- Sage Advice
- Cave Exit
- Just Another Pitch
- Idly I De-Ice
- Sunset Arete (Variation of Wind Song Dihedral)
- Cornered, straight up variation
- Mountain Jam
- North Face
- Unknown Crack
- Hesitantly Decisive
- The Early Riser
- Variation to Third Pitch of Yellow Spur
- The Inset
- Sundial
- Who's Holding
- Bottlenecks
- Sylvia's Bush
- Don't Peel
- Hi Fi
- Right Crack
- Steppin' Out
- In Focus
- Stay Focused
- Unnamed Hueco 1
- Doctor Merkwurdigliebe
- More Mellow
- Bear Peak, The Hard Way
- One Bubb Missed
- Everybody Has An Opinion
- Born Again
- Crack Love
- Crack Love II
- Crack Love III
- Anoka Minnesota
- Black Widow Recess
- The Far Right
- The Verdict
- Scorcher
- Shallow Jam
- The Black Crack
- The Great Race
- Lion's Den
- Free the Ostriches
- L.A.T.E.
- GV to VD
- It's Just Rock Climbing
- Reach for It
- Pinnacle
- Cracked Shell
- O'Neall Overhang
- Nala
- Bonsai
- Continental Breakfast
- River of Deceit
- Whatever Pops Up Next
- Diamond In The Rough
- ATC
- January Playmate
- Not Ready (For Prime Time)
- Stop!
- Familiar Strangers
- Flash Dihedral (Rossiter Version?)
- Candelaria's Crack
- Zolar Czakl
- Ah Maw
- Tomorrow Never Knows
- Right-facing Dihedral
- Rock Lobster
- Wired
- Remention
- Tiny Line
- Doris Gets Her Oats
- Fanning the Flame
- Maverick
- Noodle Salad
- Unknown left of Darkness 'til Dawn
- First Unknown
- Up the Downclimb
- Erickson's Finish
- No, Do it My Way
- Rastaman Roof
- Green Corner
- L.A.S.T. aka Unknown Flakes
- I Want My Mummy
- North Wide Crack
- Direct Start to South Face
- Take the Bit
- An Arm and a Leg
- Winner Winner
- Northwest Passage
- Unnamed Bulbous Face
- Sugar Glider
- Jim Crack
- Perry Meson
- Supremacy Girdle
- Truffle Shuffle
- Skyline Arete
- Eat Left
- One Move Wonder
- Signs Of Life
- Werner Brothers' Roof
- Cher's Liposuction Workout
- Prelude to King Kong
- B-52
- Wide Crack
- Devil's Dream
- Lest You Be Judged
- Knowoneness
- Flaked Out
- JAKS Crack
- Unknown (Mine Shaft Roof)
- Missing an Epitaph
- Hypotenuse
- Right Leaning
- Mind Shaft Crack Middle
- Geezer Squeezer
- Mountain Rose
- Take the Power Back
- Cow Patty Crack
- Two Move Groove
- Never Mind
- Kid's Climb
- 5.9 Crack Right of 5.8 Crack
- Flake Right (submitted as Jersey Devil)
- Shiny Toys
- Without a Body
- NW Arete
- Quick Hit
- Whisper and Shout
- The Bat
- Final Address
- The Enemy Within
- West Door
- Common Denominator
- Pasta Salad
- Ancient Sight
- Milk and Honey
- The Beat Down
- Dragon Direct
- Chock Suey
- Seemingly Innocent
- Consolation Prize
- Thus Us
- The BFE Dihedral
- Jeep
- Orifophobia
- Ground Control
- Insane
- Petite Giraffe
- Saturday Treat
- Shatek's Ramp-age
- Watch the Birdy
- Perched-Pillar Pile
- Raisin Bran
- The Big Spit
- Fistful of Diamonds
- Liquid Therapy
- Variation
- Bidoigt
- Climber in the Buff
- Whymper
- Almond Joy
- E-Z Action
- Heddie La Rue
- Twisted Chopper
- Faulty Logic
- Upstairs
- Crack Up
- Unity
- Jam Con
- Nobody's Home
- Toponas
- The Trout Farm
- Day 444
- A Moveable Flake
- Heads or Tails?
- Devo
- Blind Mouse
- Wired
- Pork Chop
- Something Blue
- January Rush
- Hooker
- One In The Chamber
- The Yellow Traverse
- Erickson's Wide Crack
- Variety
- Dewey
- Wide I Do It?
- Ashley's Roof
- Where's Vaino?
- Eulogy
- Rubberneck Crack
- Left Side
- Little John's Big Stick
- Slime Monster
- Mike's Short Route
- Tracer
- Sickle
- Join The Party
- Not So Obscure
- Something Obscure
- Shunyata
- War Drums
- Mithril
- Lost Dentures
- Five Eight Crack
- Beer Belly
- Ahab
- Dihedral Two
- Mind Shaft Crack Left
- South Face Right/Lower Tangen Tower
- Rhadamanthus
- Pool of Blood
- Cold Turkey
- Night Stalker
- Trad kr33m
- Pygmy Pony
- Lease Agreement
- A Cheval
- Release the Kraken
- Resurrection
- Don't Ask
- The Dead Zone
- Ghost Ship
- NW Corner / Square Rock
- Munchkin Roof
- Isis
- Coniferous Types
- Clean Sweep
- Justice Served
- Brother Jug
- Hand Crack
- Pumpkin Corner
- Hard-Up
- Kundalini Express
- Petite Arete
- Cracks are for Kids
- Scraping By
- Emergency Brake
- Alpine-Moe (formerly Dihedral Dude)
- Dirty Corner (unknown)
- Shadow
- North Crack
- Straight Out of Compton
- Killing in the Name
- Plankton Stew
- Vanadium
- Theen Crack
- Amazonite
- Two-Tone Dihedral
- Curvilinear
- Dominatrix
- Sour Cream
- Lower Triagonal
- David Schwimmer
- Tunnel of Love
- Most of the Time
- Earnest Stemmingway
- The Right Way
- Bridget the Midget
- We Don't Do Crack
- Circadian Rhythms
- Scarecrow
- The G.Y. Dihedral
- Crumbs
- Harvest Moon
- Prayer Wheel
- Arcane Saw
- Left-angling Crack
- Unknown
- Salisbury Steak Crack
- Rhodochrosite
- Cave Pitch
- Abandonment
- Gaiters
- Dihedral Two
- Schizophrenia
- Triple Play
- Next to Nearly
- Drug Abuse
- River Of Darkness
- Side Dish
- Buddhist Pest
- Voodoo