Other Routes in The Matron Rock Climbing
Pasta Man
2.3/4
A 135-foot long Trad route rated 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (PG13)
Probably slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably crack features
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- Deviant
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- Saturday's Folly
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- Five-Ten Crack
- By Gully
- Morning Thunder
- Finger Crack
- Tough Situation
- Good Cleavage
- Curving Crack
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- Minutia
- Classic Finger Crack
- Green Crack
- Sister Morphine
- Cozyhang 10a Variation
- Gorilla's Delight
- Breakfast in Bed
- Bailey's Overhang
- 5.9 trad
- Bolting for Glory
- 5.10a trad
- Calypso Direct
- Calypso Direct Start
- Reaper
- T2 Direct Finish
- Prism
- Skunk Crack
- Day Tripper
- The Flakes
- Direct Variation to Zot Face
- Lightning Bolt Crack
- Mystery Tour
- Daydreaming
- West Cracks
- Respect
- Poor Judgment
- Eat My Lichen
- Party Of One
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- 5.8 trad
- Babu
- The Emperor's New Shoes
- The Superlink
- Wings Of Steel
- Grand Giraffe Slot Variation
- Sorenson Crack
- The Whistle Stop
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- Right Escape
- Out to Lunge ... with Dessert
- Bridge-it Bardot (aka Hat Trick)
- Dreams Of Darkness
- Diagonal Finger Crack
- Minos Right
- Ship of Fools
- Unknown Dihedral
- Strawberry Shortcut
- Spread Your Wings
- In-between Crack
- Grand Theft Auto
- Waiting Room
- Mr. Natural
- Faith and Resurrection
- C'est La Morte
- Ms. Pac-Man
- Left Crack
- Little Murders
- Confinement Corner
- Lightning Bolt Cracks
- Stone Soup
- Unknown
- Better Offer
- The Velvet Arete aka Premonition
- Tower Corner Exit
- White Stallion, The
- Baby Sitter
- Ride On
- The Gorgon
- Junk Mail
- Pluto
- Seemed Like a Crack
- Quick Silver
- Bolted Route #5
- Arm ‘n a Leg
- Jam Left
- Treetop Landing
- Pipeline
- Hurley Direct
- Othello
- West Dihedral
- Cozyhang Out
- Minnesota Fats
- Dihedral
- Tailspin
- Evening Stroll
- Plate Tectonics
- Welcome to Eldo
- Kill All Bad Brown Dogs
- Molehill Direct
- Mountains Out of Molehills
- Jimmy G.
- Any Way You Slice It
- Eyes to See
- Wrinkled Glass
- Jessica's Route
- 5.9 Crack (Light of Day?)
- Shape Shifters
- Irish Goodbye
- Touch of Grey
- Idly I De-Ice
- Direct Start
- Route 66
- Long Walk Crack
- Blowing Raspberries
- Foxy Lady
- Zorra
- Party On
- Sugar Crack
- Crack of Desperation
- Watts Left Over
- Serrated Jam Crack
- Dreams Of Light
- A Brief History of Time
- Scrundle Corner
- Undocumented Free Roof
- Krishna Orange
- Come Together
- Ganesha Corner
- Kartikeya
- Give Me a Squeeze
- The "S" Buttress
- Cornered, straight up variation
- Funeral March
- X
- Fade To Black
- Sirens of Titan
- Chives
- Hypothermia
- Ruffles Have Ridges
- Futile Laments
- Tigger Plus
- Solid State
- Northwest Corner
- Just Another Pitch
- Hyperpolysyllabic
- Falcon's Fracture
- Inner Sanctum
- Cave Exit
- Pine Tree Pitch
- Perfect Hand Crack
- Wind Beneath the Devil's Wings
- White Stallion
- Crankin' stein
- Cerebrus
- Fear No Evil
- AC-DC
- Climbing Non-Sunse
- Fine Line
- Sunset Arete (Variation of Wind Song Dihedral)
- Good Advice You Just Didn't Take
- Sage Advice
- Some Advice Is Hard to Follow
- Unsolicited Advice
- Stigmata
- Nighthawk
- 2nd Pinnacle, Upper East Face Right
- West Side Bulge
- A Side of Fries
- Electroshock
- OK Corner
- Carrot Flake
- Superguide
- No, Do it My Way
- Tomorrow Never Knows
- One Move Wonder
- Born Again
- Winner Winner
- The Black Crack
- Anoka Minnesota
- I Want My Mummy
- Sylvia's Bush
- Don't Peel
- Skyline Arete
- Mountain Jam
- Unnamed Bulbous Face
- Ah Maw
- Shallow Jam
- Scorcher
- GV to VD
- Mind Shaft Crack Middle
- Unknown (Mine Shaft Roof)
- Rastaman Roof
- Wired
- Lion's Den
- Zolar Czakl
- Hi Fi
- Right Crack
- The Verdict
- More Mellow
- Right Leaning
- Steppin' Out
- In Focus
- L.A.T.E.
- Pinnacle
- Familiar Strangers
- Cracked Shell
- O'Neall Overhang
- The Great Race
- Stay Focused
- Nala
- JAKS Crack
- Unnamed Hueco 1
- Jim Crack
- Doctor Merkwurdigliebe
- Supremacy Girdle
- Perry Meson
- Everybody Has An Opinion
- Sugar Glider
- Variation to Third Pitch of Yellow Spur
- The Inset
- Flaked Out
- The Early Riser
- Bottlenecks
- Free the Ostriches
- Remention
- North Wide Crack
- Crack Love
- Unknown Crack
- Crack Love II
- Crack Love III
- Northwest Passage
- An Arm and a Leg
- First Unknown
- Hesitantly Decisive
- Rock Lobster
- Take the Bit
- Right-facing Dihedral
- Up the Downclimb
- Green Corner
- Sundial
- Candelaria's Crack
- Flash Dihedral (Rossiter Version?)
- Who's Holding
- Direct Start to South Face
- Erickson's Finish
- North Face
- Tiny Line
- Bear Peak, The Hard Way
- Doris Gets Her Oats
- Fanning the Flame
- One Bubb Missed
- Maverick
- Noodle Salad
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- Unknown left of Darkness 'til Dawn
- Diamond In The Rough
- Signs Of Life
- Werner Brothers' Roof
- ATC
- Stop!
- Not Ready (For Prime Time)
- Knowoneness
- January Playmate
- The Far Right
- Hypotenuse
- B-52
- Lest You Be Judged
- Cher's Liposuction Workout
- It's Just Rock Climbing
- Reach for It
- Eat Left
- Wide Crack
- Devil's Dream
- Bonsai
- Continental Breakfast
- Missing an Epitaph
- River of Deceit
- Truffle Shuffle
- Whatever Pops Up Next
- Black Widow Recess
- Prelude to King Kong
- Whymper
- Flake Right (submitted as Jersey Devil)
- Take the Power Back
- NW Arete
- Two Move Groove
- Shiny Toys
- Climber in the Buff
- Fistful of Diamonds
- Nobody's Home
- Without a Body
- Geezer Squeezer
- Mountain Rose
- Perched-Pillar Pile
- Unity
- Milk and Honey
- Heads or Tails?
- The BFE Dihedral
- Never Mind
- Shatek's Ramp-age
- Pasta Salad
- Consolation Prize
- Kid's Climb
- The Bat
- Chock Suey
- The Beat Down
- Jeep
- Day 444
- Twisted Chopper
- Cow Patty Crack
- Common Denominator
- Insane
- The Big Spit
- Watch the Birdy
- Ground Control
- Orifophobia
- Saturday Treat
- The Trout Farm
- 5.9 Crack Right of 5.8 Crack
- E-Z Action
- Petite Giraffe
- Raisin Bran
- West Door
- Crack Up
- The Enemy Within
- Whisper and Shout
- Quick Hit
- Liquid Therapy
- Upstairs
- Heddie La Rue
- Faulty Logic
- A Moveable Flake
- Jam Con
- Seemingly Innocent
- Bidoigt
- Final Address
- Variation
- Toponas
- Ancient Sight
- Thus Us
- Dragon Direct
- Almond Joy
- Resurrection
- One In The Chamber
- Pork Chop
- Pygmy Pony
- Blind Mouse
- Slime Monster
- Left Side
- Something Blue
- Join The Party
- Lease Agreement
- Release the Kraken
- Shunyata
- Wired
- Devo
- Lost Dentures
- War Drums
- Mithril
- Dewey
- Beer Belly
- January Rush
- Hooker
- Little John's Big Stick
- Trad kr33m
- Wide I Do It?
- Sickle
- Tracer
- Mike's Short Route
- Five Eight Crack
- Cold Turkey
- Pool of Blood
- Rhadamanthus
- A Cheval
- The Yellow Traverse
- Erickson's Wide Crack
- Night Stalker
- Variety
- Not So Obscure
- Rubberneck Crack
- South Face Right/Lower Tangen Tower
- Where's Vaino?
- Ashley's Roof
- Ahab
- Dihedral Two
- Something Obscure
- Eulogy
- Mind Shaft Crack Left
- Kundalini Express
- Justice Served
- NW Corner / Square Rock
- Cracks are for Kids
- Pumpkin Corner
- Hard-Up
- Petite Arete
- Scraping By
- Dirty Corner (unknown)
- Coniferous Types
- Isis
- The Dead Zone
- Munchkin Roof
- North Crack
- Ghost Ship
- Shadow
- Hand Crack
- Clean Sweep
- Don't Ask
- Emergency Brake
- Brother Jug
- Alpine-Moe (formerly Dihedral Dude)
- Plankton Stew
- Straight Out of Compton
- Theen Crack
- Vanadium
- Killing in the Name
- Two-Tone Dihedral
- Curvilinear
- Lower Triagonal
- Sour Cream
- Scarecrow
- We Don't Do Crack
- Tunnel of Love
- The Right Way
- Circadian Rhythms
- Amazonite
- The G.Y. Dihedral
- Bridget the Midget
- Earnest Stemmingway
- Dominatrix
- David Schwimmer
- Most of the Time
- Dihedral Two
- Gaiters
- Arcane Saw
- Abandonment
- Rhodochrosite
- Salisbury Steak Crack
- Left-angling Crack
- Unknown
- Cave Pitch
- Harvest Moon
- Crumbs
- Prayer Wheel
- Triple Play
- Schizophrenia
- Next to Nearly
- Drug Abuse
- River Of Darkness
- Side Dish
- Buddhist Pest
- Voodoo