Other Routes in Third Flatiron Rock Climbing
- East Face (Standard)
- East Face Left
- Friday's Folly
- Waiting For Columbus
- Winky Woo
- Direct West Face a/k/a Western Skyline
- College Drop Out aka East Face North Side
- Saturday's Folly
- Extra Point
- Third World Zone
- Feathers and Stone
- Northwest Passage
- Pile In the Sky
- Third Kingdom/Papillion
- Shoyu State
- Pentaprance
- West Face [3rd Flatrion]
- Panda Rigolo
- Exit Through The Gift Shop
- Holier than Thou
- Rite Of Spring
- Super Woo
- Inner Sanctum
- Funny Games
- Sayonara
- Thin Crack
- Falcon's Fracture
- South Chimney
- More Mellow
- Unnamed (formerly entered as Problem Child)
- Doctor Merkwurdigliebe
- Dog's Head Cutoff
- Blazing Biners
- Southwest Chimney
- Wrongs of Fall
- Ph.D. Roof
- West Door
- Friday's Folly Direct
- Greenman's Crack
- 1911 Gully
A 190-foot long Trad route rated 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a (R)
Almost certainly slab features
Probably chimney features
Almost certainly overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Flailure (Is Not an Option)
- Darkness 'til Dawn
- Xanadu
- Hand Crack (aka White Lightning)
- Horse d'Oeuvre (aka Pony Express P1 to Zip Code)
- Touch 'N' Go
- Emerald City
- West Face
- Deviant
- West Crack
- Saturday's Folly
- The Unsaid
- A Shadow Sickness
- Morning Thunder
- Ohmer's Odyssey
- Finger Crack
- Five-Ten Crack
- Italian Arete
- By Gully
- Curving Crack
- Good Cleavage
- Classic Finger Crack
- Ruper to Grand Giraffe
- Tough Situation
- Green Crack
- Sister Morphine
- 5.10a trad
- Bolting for Glory
- Gorilla's Delight
- 5.9 trad
- Cozyhang 10a Variation
- Prism
- Daydreaming
- Mystery Tour
- Calypso Direct Start
- Respect
- West Cracks
- Skunk Crack
- T2 Direct Finish
- Direct Variation to Zot Face
- Tough Rising Finger
- Day Tripper
- Lightning Bolt Crack
- The Flakes
- Babu
- The Whistle Stop
- Grand Giraffe Slot Variation
- Faith and Resurrection
- I Can't Copeland
- Spread Your Wings
- Wings Of Steel
- Diagonal Finger Crack
- Bridge-it Bardot (aka Hat Trick)
- Out to Lunge ... with Dessert
- C'est La Morte
- Party Of One
- The Flaw
- Strawberry Shortcut
- Super Woo
- Ship of Fools
- Unknown Dihedral
- Mr. Natural
- The Emperor's New Shoes
- Right Escape
- The Superlink
- Waiting Room
- Maximum Security
- Dreams Of Darkness
- In-between Crack
- Grand Theft Auto
- Poor Judgment
- Jennifer's Crack
- Arm ‘n a Leg
- Jam Left
- Route 66
- Charon's Boat
- Hurley Direct
- Othello
- Cozyhang Out
- Zorra
- Minnesota Fats
- Dihedral
- Tailspin
- Party On
- Sugar Crack
- Crack of Desperation
- Jimmy G.
- Any Way You Slice It
- Watts Left Over
- Serrated Jam Crack
- Dreams Of Light
- Buffoonery
- A Brief History of Time
- Wrinkled Glass
- Jessica's Route
- Kid's Line
- 5.9 Crack (Light of Day?)
- Shape Shifters
- The Cage
- Lightning Bolt Cracks
- Unknown
- Give Me a Squeeze
- The "S" Buttress
- Stone Soup
- Ms. Pac-Man
- The Velvet Arete aka Premonition
- Waking Sleep
- Alternate Erikson Start (Roof Wall)
- Burning Chrome
- Razors to Rubble
- Kangaroo Tail
- Baby Sitter
- The Fever
- Northwest Corner
- Idly I De-Ice
- Just Another Pitch
- Inner Sanctum
- Pine Tree Pitch
- White Stallion, The
- Better Offer
- AC-DC
- Fine Line
- Good Advice You Just Didn't Take
- Sage Advice
- Some Advice Is Hard to Follow
- Stigmata
- Nighthawk
- OK Corner
- Carrot Flake
- Superguide
- Chromium Shore
- Scrundle Corner
- Undocumented Free Roof
- Krishna Orange
- Come Together
- Ganesha Corner
- Kartikeya
- Cornered, straight up variation
- Semi-Wild
- Junk Mail
- Pluto
- Quick Silver
- Think Quickly
- The Detour
- Funeral March
- X
- Born Under Punches
- Fade To Black
- Sirens of Titan
- Chives
- Hypothermia
- Ruffles Have Ridges
- Futile Laments
- Hyperpolysyllabic
- Perfect Hand Crack
- Wind Beneath the Devil's Wings
- White Stallion
- Crankin' stein
- Cerebrus
- Little Murders
- Left Crack
- Pasta Man
- Ride On
- Blowing Raspberries
- Foxy Lady
- A Side of Fries
- Welcome to Eldo
- Evening Stroll
- Plate Tectonics
- 2nd Pinnacle, Upper East Face Right
- Bolted Route #5
- Mountains Out of Molehills
- Molehill Direct
- West Side Bulge
- Kill All Bad Brown Dogs
- Treetop Landing
- Pipeline
- Electroshock
- Long Walk Crack
- The Verdict
- Black Widow Recess
- The Far Right
- Scorcher
- Shallow Jam
- The Black Crack
- The Great Race
- Skid Row
- Lion's Den
- Free the Ostriches
- L.A.T.E.
- GV to VD
- Bonsai
- Continental Breakfast
- River of Deceit
- Whatever Pops Up Next
- Diamond In The Rough
- January Playmate
- Not Ready (For Prime Time)
- Stop!
- Tekneek?
- Winner Winner
- Unknown (Mine Shaft Roof)
- Mind Shaft Crack Middle
- Stay Focused
- Skyline Arete
- Right Leaning
- Jim Crack
- Haywire
- Truffle Shuffle
- Throwing the Baby Out With the Bath
- Arm in Trouble
- The Farmer's Wife
- Supremacy Girdle
- Signs Of Life
- North Face
- Right-facing Dihedral
- Rock Lobster
- B-52
- Prelude to King Kong
- In Focus
- Byway
- Missing an Epitaph
- Erickson's Finish
- Unnamed Hueco 1
- Unknown Crack
- Eat Left
- Knowoneness
- More Mellow
- Hypotenuse
- No, Do it My Way
- Superdeath
- Rastaman Roof
- Werner Brothers' Roof
- Pinnacle
- Nala
- Wired
- Apprehension
- Windlass or 'The Tail'
- Lucid Dream
- Lest You Be Judged
- Crack Love
- Hesitantly Decisive
- Sub Slab
- Tiny Line
- Crack Love II
- Crack Love III
- O'Neall Overhang
- Crack Variation
- Off the Wall
- Reach for It
- Doris Gets Her Oats
- Devil's Dream
- Maverick
- Noodle Salad
- Flaked Out
- Unknown left of Darkness 'til Dawn
- Cracked Shell
- Seams Beyond Variation
- Who's Holding
- Variation to Third Pitch of Yellow Spur
- The Inset
- Green Corner
- Ah Maw
- Direct Start to South Face
- Walk the Talk
- The Early Riser
- I Want My Mummy
- Don't Peel
- Tomorrow Never Knows
- Flash Dihedral (Rossiter Version?)
- Zolar Czakl
- Bottlenecks
- An Arm and a Leg
- Candelaria's Crack
- Treetop Flyer
- The Bat
- Chock Suey
- Watch the Birdy
- Jeep
- Rogue's Arete
- Ground Control
- Petite Giraffe
- Orifophobia
- Seemingly Innocent
- Five Fang Overhang
- Mirage
- Whatever
- Twisted Chopper
- Perched-Pillar Pile
- The Big Spit
- Nobody's Home
- Crack Up
- Pasta Salad
- E-Z Action
- Whymper
- Climber in the Buff
- Dialysis Bag
- Fistful of Diamonds
- Thus Us
- Dragon Direct
- Flake Right (submitted as Jersey Devil)
- Mountain Rose
- Heads or Tails?
- Geezer Squeezer
- Saturday Treat
- Spoof Roof
- Take the Power Back
- Whisper and Shout
- Quick Hit
- Kid's Climb
- Ancient Sight
- Liquid Therapy
- Unity
- Thirteen Words for Choss.
- Poundcakes
- The Enemy Within
- Sourpuss
- Cow Patty Crack
- Heddie La Rue
- Never Mind
- Shiny Toys
- Faulty Logic
- A Moveable Flake
- Almond Joy
- Jam Con
- Common Denominator
- 5.9 Crack Right of 5.8 Crack
- Another Way
- Consolation Prize
- Left Out
- Raisin Bran
- Bidoigt
- Lost Dentures
- Wiggly Seam
- War Drums
- Lease Agreement
- Join The Party
- Slime Monster
- Mind Shaft Crack Left
- Resurrection
- Ernest Extended Way
- Pork Chop
- Something Blue
- The Yellow Traverse
- Erickson's Wide Crack
- Little John's Big Stick
- South Face Right/Lower Tangen Tower
- Rubberneck Crack
- Where's Vaino?
- Ashley's Roof
- Slimmer
- Pole Vault
- Night Stalker
- Mithril
- Ahab
- Dihedral Two
- Trad kr33m
- Beer Belly
- Cold Turkey
- Pygmy Pony
- Rhadamanthus
- Poor Man's Wendego
- Wide I Do It?
- Pool of Blood
- Beluga
- Hooker
- Eulogy
- January Rush
- Something Obscure
- Mike's Short Route
- Dewey
- Wired
- Not So Obscure
- Emergency Brake
- Justice Served
- Alpine-Moe (formerly Dihedral Dude)
- Brother Jug
- Pumpkin Corner
- Dirty Corner (unknown)
- Hard-Up
- Plankton Stew
- Ghost Ship
- Killing in the Name
- Theen Crack
- Clean Sweep
- Don't Ask
- The Dead Zone
- Times Past
- Scraping By
- Vanadium
- Isis
- Hand Crack
- Pigeon Crack
- Coniferous Types
- Petite Arete
- Lower Triagonal
- Circadian Rhythms
- Tunnel of Love
- Scarecrow
- Curvilinear
- Earnest Stemmingway
- David Schwimmer
- Harvest Moon
- Rhodochrosite
- Left-angling Crack
- Crumbs
- Salisbury Steak Crack
- Gaiters
- Arcane Saw
- Next to Nearly
- Triple Play
- Drug Abuse