Other Routes in Blue Highways Rock Climbing
A 30-foot long Trad route rated 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Definitely chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Almost certainly no crack features
Routes similar to Shouting Distracts the Agony
- Rubicon
- Bird of Fire
- Illusion Dweller
- Clean and Jerk
- Tax Man
- Exorcist
- Heart and Sole
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Perfect Fingers
- Firewater Chimney
- Space Mountain
- Poodles are People Too
- Field and Stream
- Too Secret to Find
- Prepackaged
- Anacram
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Loose Lady
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Rollerball
- Icon
- Head Over Heals
- Quantum Jump
- No Self Confidence
- Tossed Green
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Bearded Cabbage
- The Rattler
- Spiderman
- Apparition
- Diamond Dogs
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Party in the Desert
- Right V Crack
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Fisticuffs
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Piggle Pugg
- Kamikaze Crack
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Chalk Up Another One
- Dyno in the Dark
- Conniption
- Crack 6
- Invisible Touch
- Blues Brothers
- Jerry Brown
- Modern Warfare
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Left Banana Crack
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Forbidden Paradise
- Papa Woolsey
- Watanobe Wall
- Around the World
- Left Mel Crack
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Balance Due
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Boulder Dice
- Leap Erickson
- Test Pilot
- Leave it to Crusher
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Martin Quits
- Amanda
- Come-n-Do-Me
- No Calculators Allowed
- Bluewind
- Red Sonja
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Shovling-Cole
- Flare Play
- The Falcon
- Squeeze Play
- Astropoodle
- Witch Hunt
- Tax Evasion
- Kaweah Way
- Ladyfingers
- Private Eye
- Filet of Rock Shark
- Blood and Cuts
- The Snatch
- Jungle Cruise
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Fire or Retire
- Aftermath
- Heat-Moon
- Mighty Mouse
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Playing Hooky
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Untamed World
- The Hoosegow
- Uppercut
- Chemical Warfare
- Shady Grove
- Right Mel Crack
- Humerous
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Scare Way
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Let It Be
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Friendly Hands
- Touchy Feely
- Hiss the Mark
- Sore Loserman
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Broken Glass
- Formic Acidhead
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Aero Space
- Poodle Boy
- Summer School
- Water Chute
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Unknown
- Crack Addiction
- Rhythm & Blues
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Monster Hole
- Raving Skinhead
- Spiritworld
- Broken China
- Mother Lode
- Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Right Route
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Offshoot
- Blow
- Laeger Domain
- Hatfields and McCoys
- C.S. Special
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Zondo's Perks
- Orc Sighs
- Wind Burn
- Energy Crisis
- Effigy Too
- The Teabag
- Six Finger Fist
- Tinker Toys
- The Viper
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Tom Plumb
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Hole in the Wall
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- Spud Overhang
- Unknown 2
- Magnetic Woose
- Studebaker Hawk
- Bung Hole
- Bad Lizards
- Brutalicious
- Rat Boy
- The Fifth Dimension
- unknown
- Chestwig
- Lean on Me
- Drop Out
- Drop on By
- Crash Course
- Couldn't Wait
- Asia Carrera
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Student Body
- Fage
- Cactus Cooler
- Flared Bear
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Treadmark Left
- Flaring Rhoid
- Cruelty To Animals
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Holly Device
- Unknown
- Mesopotamia
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- Mustang Ranch
- Elixir
- The Last Resort
- Trix
- The Booger Man
- Short Cut
- Buttered Chicken
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jody
- Swain-Buckey
- Make or Break Flake
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Meteorite Crack
- Child Proof
- Man from Uncle
- Skimpy Skampi
- One Pop, No Stop
- When You're Not A Jet
- Rick Rockwell
- Winnin' Time
- Don't Think Just Jump
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Unknown Crack Right
- Drano
- The Beating Heart
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Peer Pressure
- Herman
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- Slap and Tickle
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Matt Gay
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Bean Oil
- Black Ice
- Corner N' Crack
- Pell Mel
- Mad Cow Disease
- The Power of Now
- Under A Raging Moon
- Coco-Loco
- Pyornkrachzark
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Roofing Company
- Run from Your Wife
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Cosmosis
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- Marcos
- Queen Crimson
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Phil E. Pino
- Horney Goat Weed
- The Melon Cracker
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Kachina
- The Right Stuff
- Steppin Out
- Moubit
- Spy Eye
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Secondhand Gatorade
- [Redacted]
- Blitzo Crack
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Mortal Thoughts
- Riders On The Storm
- School Daze
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Oversight
- Rick's Solo
- The Posse
- Moan, eh?
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Gem Nabors
- North Face of The Eiger
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Six-Pack Crack
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Burrito Crossing
- Nip And Tuck
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- I Smell a Rat
- Toxic Avenger
- Woody's Variation
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Power Back
- Dora The Explorer
- The Still
- Falling Rock
- Tumor Circus
- More Funky Than Junky
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Granulator, The
- Double Duty
- Fire Glove, The
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- The Space Between
- The Popemobile
- Beak Crack
- Heavy Gold
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Pile In The Sky
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Misha's Madness
- Frostline
- Super Flapper
- Dandelion
- Pocket Veto
- Smear Tactics
- Out on a Limb
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- Nightline
- TM's Terror
- Gesslerburg
- Little Fireman
- Foundation Crack
- Female Mud Massacre
- Sinner's Swing
- Handygland
- Pinched Rib
- Point of No Return
- Celine
- Fall from Grace
- Nitwit
- Atari
- Axe of Dog
- Cactus Pricks
- Death On The Nile
- Undercover
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- The Bluff
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- Return of the Blob
- Swagger
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- Thomas Crapper
- Schlock Therapy
- Stimpy
- Jack Grit
- Unknown
- Open Container
- The Hourglass
- Bike Across America
- Don's Crack
- Solar Oven
- Like it or Lump it
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Broken Wing
- Wannabe Route
- Roark
- Hurly Burly
- Overheard
- Whispers
- Todd Couple, The
- Wired
- Blood on the Tracks
- Winterlude
- Satchmo, The
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- The Man on the Tor
- Muffin Head
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Wren's Nest
- Roam
- Burst the Bubble
- I'm a local
- Major Creative Effort
- The Screaming Poodle
- Pain is an Emotion
- Through the Looking Glass
- One For The Road
- Tres Fun
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Ape Man Hop
- R.D. Memorial
- The Arraignment
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Lips Like Sugar
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- Desperado
- Against the Grain
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- The Gay Germans
- Hurricane
- Tube Steak
- Rhoid Warrior
- Two Stage
- Cowabunga
- Overlooked
- Krystal Ball
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Vermicious Knids
- Col. Flagg
- Fur
- Desperado
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Wetmore
- Wrap That Rascal
- Unsent
- Hesitation Blues
- Pop Rocks
- Cuban Sandwich
- What's Hannen
- Barn Door, Right
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Baby Tool
- Bumpus Hell
- Halloweenis
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Farewell Ambassador
- Death of a Decade
- Gumby Poindexter
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Tooth Beaver
- Rogue Robots
- The Nymph's Voice
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Molar Crack
- The Three Amigos
- Quaking Oats
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Making Wind
- Hog Trough
- Square Headache
- I Had a Dream
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- The Castrum
- El Rey
- Step 'n Out
- Farting Horse
- Cut Thin to Win
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Short Crack
- Zebra Dihedral
- Village Green
- Hawkward
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Question, The
- Rei Momo
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Team Scumbag
- Feeling Groovy
- Slim Pickings
- What's Left
- First Eleven
- La Bella Katchina
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Frank's Wild Years
- Ben
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Mortarfied
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- The Golden One
- 3 Ring Circus
- New Day Yesterday
- 42N8 One
- The Podium of Indecision
- Repeat After Me
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- At Last
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Baconator
- The Beltsander
- Nuclear Waste
- Nonprofit Crack
- Pope's Hat
- Chihuahua
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Power to the People
- Feeding Frenzy
- Tidbit
- A Bridge Too Far
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Leaving Las Vegas
- Prickly Pare
- Beaver Tail
- End Of The Line
- High Plains Drifter
- Oral Sturgeon
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Just Drive, She Said
- Delusions
- Caramel Crunch
- B-Movie
- Magnetic North
- Nuclear Waste
- Rock Wren
- Wounded Knee
- Let's Get Physical
- 211
- Let It All Hang Out
- Colocado Crack
- Solstice
- Ash Gordon
- Bucket Bronco
- Vote Often
- Minor Detour
- Preying Mantles
- Defoliation
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- The Opportunist
- Love Goat, The
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- 1B1RP
- Barnie Rubble
- Exiled
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- Muffin Bandits
- Tails of Poodles
- Camo Corner
- Wide World Of Sports
- Where Sheep Shit
- The Cracken
- No Guts, No Glory
- Scattered Remains
- Left Beetle Crack
- Clean Crack
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Blow the Scro
- Beef and Bean
- The Goldigger
- Listening Wind
- Insolvent
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Right Beetle Crack
- The Da Vinci Code
- Not A Hogan
- Orgasmatron, The
- Sole Food
- Crimpergirl
- Ground Ron
- The Lumberjack
- Raise Your Right Hand
- War Games
- Military Industrial Complex
- Over & Out
- Bloody Tax Break
- Blackheart
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- The Shark Fin
- Ceroots of the Gods
- Thumbs Up
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Garden Path
- Marital Sin
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Mouthful of Gank
- Goolabunga
- Walker Spur
- Hands Away
- The Gettysburger
- Scrambled Legs
- Calling All Swidgets
- Gordo Started It
- Meth Mart
- Awesome Betty
- Don Genaro Crack
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- Grandpa Gander
- Handsaw
- Half A Route
- Morongo Child
- Power Shopping
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Fuzz Bumper
- Czech Crack
- Waltz for Debby
- Turtle Days
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Jump Start
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Standard Poodle Route
- Phineas P. Phart
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Dodo's Delight
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Legolas
- Cherry Bomb
- Leachy Nuts
- Jughead
- Control
- Bunking Bronkos
- Punish the Mosquito
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Power Drop
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Route 1202
- The Accidental Purist
- Dirty Dancing
- The Orc
- Slam Dance
- Daze of Who
- Nittany Lion
- Psychocandy
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- Visual Nightmare
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Gash, The
- Cunning Route
- Puss Boy
- Hunky Dory
- No Place for a Puritan
- The Key Crack
- Unfriendly Hands
- Foreign Legion
- Blinded Me With Science
- Sparky
- Wait Until Dark
- Librarian Lust
- Unknown
- Decepticon
- Jarhead Central
- Nolina Crack
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Carnage
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Burning Man
- Dry Lake
- Gypsy
- Riff Raff Roof
- Spider in the Drain
- Cosmic Debris
- Not for Loan
- Blizzard
- Ceremony
- Peace Pipe
- Three Burner Stove
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Slip Slidin' Away
- War Crimes
- Good Grief
- Chili Dog
- Jim Cruise
- Burn Out
- Cactus Dog
- Blue Nubian
- White Dopes on Punk
- Harry Rag
- Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Copulator
- The Song Remains the Same
- Mushroom Crack
- The Maw
- Hot Tub of Death
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Garden Angel
- Oddjob
- Ooby Dooby
- Labyrinth
- Big Gulp
- Cuatro Manos
- Slanta Claus Center
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Red Crack, The
- 80 Proof Roof
- Frontal Logranity
- Coming Up Short
- Barbara Bush
- A-Jill-Ity
- Born in a Barn
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Holden On
- Sound Asleep
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Genuine Cowhide
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Paper or Plastic?
- Tumbling Dice
- Gunks West
- Not Forgotten
- That
- C Sharp Roof
- Underdog
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Distant Episode
- Pinyon Crack
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Mud Dog
- Modern Jazz
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Take a Seat
- Dimpled Chad
- Perennial Favorite
- Bloody Knuckles
- Stress Puppet
- Barn Dance
- Napkin of Shame
- Billy Barty Crack
- Catch A Falling Car
- Fists of Fury
- Moose Baby
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Start Trundling
- Short Stop
- Just Stop It
- Mystic Teflon
- All Redheads Smell
- Mrs. Magoo
- Little Lieback
- Doin' Life
- In The Pit
- Fusion Without Integrity
- On the Nob
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Squid Of My Desire
- Hot Knife
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Ice Climbing
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Pete's Handful
- Love and Rockets
- The Bruiser
- Groove Avoidance System
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Possessed by Elvis
- Raven's Reach
- Skinwalker
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Deviate
- The Mad Men
- Trident
- Nestle's Crunch
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- We Never Get the Girls
- Absolute Zero
- The Donkey
- Blue Monday
- Shakin' the Shirts
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Hour of Power
- Too Loose to Trek
- Left Lizard Crack
- Fully Fledged
- Holy Cross
- Biscuit Eater
- Tales of Powder
- The Block
- Fortune Cookie
- Fantasy of Light
- Cornerstone, The
- M & M's Peanut
- El Smear or Land
- Laura Scudders
- Gait of Power
- Bittersweet
- Cherry Blossom