Other Routes in Top Secret Tower Rock Climbing
A 75-foot long Trad route rated 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Definitely chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Rubicon
- Illusion Dweller
- Clean and Jerk
- Imaginary Voyage
- EBGB's
- Firewater Chimney
- Poodles are People Too
- Space Mountain
- Field and Stream
- The Decompensator of Lhasa
- Too Secret to Find
- Anacram
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Icon
- Rollerball
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Spiderman
- Quantum Jump
- No Self Confidence
- Bearded Cabbage
- Surrealistic Pillar
- The Rattler
- Such a Line
- Kamikaze Crack
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Fisticuffs
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Party in the Desert
- Piggle Pugg
- Right V Crack
- Natural Selection
- Invisible Touch
- Conniption
- Heaven Can Wait
- Hobbit Roof
- Boortemus
- Dyno in the Dark
- Raked over the Coles
- That Old Soft Shoe
- Left Mel Crack
- Forbidden Paradise
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Morning Thunder
- Balance Due
- Left Banana Crack
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- No Self Respect
- Papa Woolsey
- Petrodynamics (aka Gigantor)
- Around the World
- Jerry Brown
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Treasure of the Sierra Madre
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Shovling-Cole
- Kaweah Way
- Witch Hunt
- Roomis E. Gloomis
- Astropoodle
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Flare Play
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Semi Tough
- Bluewind
- Ladyfingers
- Leap Erickson
- The Shiv
- Test Pilot
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- Red Sonja
- The Falcon
- Martin Quits
- The Hoosegow
- Invisible Touch
- Fire or Retire
- Humerous
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Let It Be
- Heat-Moon
- Sexy Sadye
- Gumshoe
- Scare Way
- Chemical Warfare
- Fracture Dynamics
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- More Frozen Food
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Filet of Rock Shark
- Jungle Cruise
- Live and Let Die
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Friendly Hands
- Belly Dancer
- Shady Grove
- Right Mel Crack
- Girdle Crossing
- Mighty Mouse
- Uppercut
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Tinker Toys
- The Fifth Dimension
- Crossroads
- Piranha
- C.S. Special
- The Teabag
- Slimmer Pickins
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- How 'bout It?
- unknown
- Crack (route 2911)
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Energy Crisis
- Monster Hole
- Poodle Boy
- Rat Boy
- Trembling Toto's
- Rhythm & Blues
- Brutalicious
- Aero Space
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- Broken China
- What's It To You
- Frosted Flakes
- Magnetic Woose
- Studebaker Hawk
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Circle of Benevolence
- Presence of Grace
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Hole in the Wall
- Spud Overhang
- Offshoot
- Orc Sighs
- Top of the Pops
- Stitch in Time
- Water Chute
- Raving Skinhead
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- A First Time For Everything
- Fly Away
- Crack Addiction
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Formic Acidhead
- The Wolf Man
- The Viper
- Compromised
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Unknown
- Right Route
- Touchy Feely
- Laeger Domain
- Spiritworld
- Mother Lode
- Child Proof
- Ginger's Crack
- Evolutionary Throwback
- Fractured Fissure
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Dora The Explorer
- Horn Dog
- Palm Pilot
- Double Duty
- Gracias a Dios
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- The Space Between
- The Popemobile
- Claim Jumper
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- The Still
- Queen Crimson
- Buffalo Gun
- Jack in the Crack
- The Wonderful World Of Art
- Smear Tactics
- Hands Up
- Bourbon on Ice
- My Helmet is Bigger Than Your Helmet
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Irie Heights
- Diamonds are Forever
- RCA
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Peer Pressure
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Black Ice
- Mesopotamia
- Sinner's Swing
- Pyornkrachzark
- Out on a Limb
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- TM's Terror
- Man from Uncle
- Crash Course
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Swain-Buckey
- Pell Mel
- Lost Boys
- Polytechnics
- No Perch is Necessary
- I Smell a Rat
- Cactus Cooler
- Udi
- Hot Buttered Elves
- The Mojus (aka Slushie)
- Morticia
- Holly Device
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- Rob'n The Cradle
- The Last Resort
- Otis
- Buttered Chicken
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Flared Bear
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jody
- High Anxiety
- Make or Break Flake
- Mortal Thoughts
- Shibumi
- Skimpy Skampi
- One Pop, No Stop
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Flaring Rhoid
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Elixir
- Trix
- When You're Not A Jet
- Beaver Boulder Free Route
- Chinese Kayak
- Meteorite Crack
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Under A Raging Moon
- Presbyterian Dental Floss
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Pile In The Sky
- Squatter's Right
- Detachable Penis
- Mustang Ranch
- Nuptual Sac
- Nightline
- Super Flapper
- Oasis of Eden, Direct Start
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Ruby Slippers
- Point of No Return
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Stoned Iguana
- Foundation Crack
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- Gordoba
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Mad Cow Disease
- Crazy Climber
- The Right Stuff
- Run from Your Wife
- Celine
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Lean on Me
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Coco-Loco
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Exiled in Sweden
- Granulator, The
- Asia Carrera
- Wannabe Route
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Tails of Poodles
- Left Beetle Crack
- Right Beetle Crack
- The Da Vinci Code
- The Golden One
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Exiled
- Orgasmatron, The
- Nuclear Waste
- Delusions
- Just Drive, She Said
- Black Pearl
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Power to the People
- The Grinch's Grin
- Nonprofit Crack
- Nuclear Waste
- Hyperventilation
- Wide World Of Sports
- Muffin Bandits
- Muffin Head
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Wren's Nest
- Roam
- Burst the Bubble
- The Screaming Poodle
- Pain is an Emotion
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Unknown
- Lips Like Sugar
- Against the Grain
- Robert's Crack
- The Gay Germans
- Hurricane
- Tube Steak
- Rhoid Warrior
- Two Stage
- Cowabunga
- Pussy Galore
- The Baconator
- The Beltsander
- Chihuahua
- Leaving Las Vegas
- 'Til Death Do Us Fart
- Character Flaw
- Fraud Squad
- Vermicious Knids
- Fur
- Desperado
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Wrap That Rascal
- The Foot Massage
- Uncle Fester
- Pop Rocks
- What's Hannen
- Halloweenis
- Chicken Coop
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Rogue Robots
- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
- Molar Crack
- Planet Claire
- The Three Amigos
- The Landlord
- Elbow Room
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Making Wind
- Hang and Swing
- I Had a Dream
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- El Rey
- Smokestack Lightning
- Disappearing Act
- The Podium of Indecision
- Where Sheep Shit
- Insolvent
- Solstice
- Blues Traveler
- Schlock Therapy
- Munchkinland
- The Hourglass
- Bike Across America
- Desert Sky (aka Environment-Oil President)
- Solar Oven
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Broken Wing
- Let It All Hang Out
- High Plains Drifter
- Ipecac
- Doing That Scrapyard Thing
- Colocado Crack
- Question, The
- My President Is Addicted To War
- 211
- King Of Jesters, Jester To Kings
- Vote Often
- Farting Horse
- Cut Thin to Win
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Oral Sturgeon
- B-Movie
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Tidbit
- Raise Your Right Hand
- The Lumberjack
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Let's Get Physical
- Crocostimpy
- Scattered Remains
- Village Green
- Listening Wind
- Get Off My Sister
- Barnie Rubble
- The Goldigger
- Beaver Tail
- Prickly Pare
- Feeding Frenzy
- Ground Ron
- Bridge-It Bardot
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- Beginner's Twenty-six
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- Hawkward
- No Guts, No Glory
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- Roark
- Whispers
- Todd Couple, The
- Wired
- Winterlude
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- The Man on the Tor
- The Bluff
- Nitwit
- Atari
- Cactus Pricks
- Primal Scream
- Fall from Grace
- Minute Man
- Feeling Groovy
- Slim Pickings
- What's Left
- First Eleven
- Avant Savant
- Avanti
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Ben
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Mortarfied
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Barbara Bush
- Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Control
- Legolas
- Cherry Bomb
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Love Comes in Spurts
- Cuatro Manos
- Micronesia
- Spider in the Drain
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- The Key Crack
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Foreign Legion
- Knob Cheese
- Badger's Chuff Piece
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Wait Until Dark
- No Place for a Puritan
- Ceroots of the Gods
- The Shark Fin
- Soft Cell
- Crescent Wrench
- Unfriendly Hands
- Carnage
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Not for Loan
- Jarhead Central
- Unknown
- Peace Pipe
- Tribal Gambling
- Burning Man
- Dry Lake
- Bloody Tax Break
- Good Grief
- Burn Out
- Turtle Days
- Kokopelli
- Blinded Me With Science
- Three Burner Stove
- Pit Bull Attack
- Punish the Mosquito
- Blackheart
- The Song Remains the Same
- Mushroom Crack
- The Most of It
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Standard Poodle Route
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Quebec Nordics
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Slam Dance
- 80 Proof Roof
- Power Drop
- A-Jill-Ity
- Grain of Truth
- Jim Cruise
- The Oui Oui
- Goolabunga
- Grandpa Gander
- The Talking Fish
- Gordo Started It
- Morongo Child
- Scrambled Legs
- Marital Sin
- The Gettysburger
- Church Bazaar
- Ceremony
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Handsaw
- Slip Slidin' Away
- The Bruiser
- Fusion Without Integrity
- On the Nob
- Love and Rockets
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Pinyon Crack
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Modern Jazz
- Sound Asleep
- C Sharp Roof
- Hellion of Troy
- That
- Moose Baby
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Bloody Knuckles
- Geometry
- Distant Episode
- Just Stop It
- Napkin of Shame
- Catch A Falling Car
- Buckets of Blort
- Dimpled Chad
- Mystic Teflon
- Gumby Saves Bambi
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Born in a Barn
- Gunks West
- Take a Seat
- The Reach Around
- Bee Gees
- Blue Monday
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Nestle's Crunch
- Trident
- Time and A Half
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Absolute Zero
- Skinwalker
- Possessed by Elvis
- Tales of Powder
- The Antichrist (aka Small Town, Big Girls)
- Too Loose to Trek
- Left Lizard Crack
- Laura Scudders
- El Smear or Land