Other Routes in Top Secret Tower Rock Climbing
A 75-foot long Trad route rated 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Definitely chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Rubicon
- Illusion Dweller
- Clean and Jerk
- Imaginary Voyage
- EBGB's
- Firewater Chimney
- Poodles are People Too
- Field and Stream
- Space Mountain
- The Decompensator of Lhasa
- Too Secret to Find
- Anacram
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Icon
- Rollerball
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Such a Line
- The Rattler
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Spiderman
- Bearded Cabbage
- Quantum Jump
- No Self Confidence
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Piggle Pugg
- Natural Selection
- Kamikaze Crack
- Fisticuffs
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Right V Crack
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Party in the Desert
- Raked over the Coles
- Dyno in the Dark
- Hobbit Roof
- Conniption
- Heaven Can Wait
- Boortemus
- That Old Soft Shoe
- Invisible Touch
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Left Mel Crack
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Petrodynamics (aka Gigantor)
- Balance Due
- Papa Woolsey
- Treasure of the Sierra Madre
- Forbidden Paradise
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Around the World
- Jerry Brown
- Left Banana Crack
- Morning Thunder
- No Self Respect
- Roomis E. Gloomis
- Ladyfingers
- Red Sonja
- The Falcon
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Witch Hunt
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- Semi Tough
- Martin Quits
- The Shiv
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Flare Play
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Kaweah Way
- Astropoodle
- Leap Erickson
- Bluewind
- Shovling-Cole
- Test Pilot
- Filet of Rock Shark
- The Hoosegow
- Live and Let Die
- More Frozen Food
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Jungle Cruise
- Gumshoe
- Invisible Touch
- Let It Be
- Sexy Sadye
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Chemical Warfare
- Scare Way
- Heat-Moon
- Mighty Mouse
- Uppercut
- Shady Grove
- Fire or Retire
- Fracture Dynamics
- Right Mel Crack
- Girdle Crossing
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Humerous
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Belly Dancer
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Friendly Hands
- Tinker Toys
- Spiritworld
- Raving Skinhead
- Mother Lode
- How 'bout It?
- The Fifth Dimension
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Fly Away
- Piranha
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Hole in the Wall
- Crack Addiction
- Poodle Boy
- Studebaker Hawk
- Monster Hole
- The Teabag
- Slimmer Pickins
- Right Route
- Rat Boy
- Frosted Flakes
- Magnetic Woose
- unknown
- Unknown
- What's It To You
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- Pencil Neck Geek
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Top of the Pops
- Compromised
- A First Time For Everything
- Formic Acidhead
- The Wolf Man
- The Viper
- Spud Overhang
- Brutalicious
- Crack (route 2911)
- Touchy Feely
- Laeger Domain
- Crossroads
- Water Chute
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Circle of Benevolence
- Presence of Grace
- C.S. Special
- Aero Space
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Rhythm & Blues
- Energy Crisis
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Orc Sighs
- Stitch in Time
- Trembling Toto's
- Broken China
- Offshoot
- Celine
- Squatter's Right
- Gordoba
- Lost Boys
- The Right Stuff
- Nightline
- Super Flapper
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Bruckner's Boogie
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- I Smell a Rat
- Pile In The Sky
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Point of No Return
- Ginger's Crack
- Child Proof
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Granulator, The
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Polytechnics
- Foundation Crack
- Nuptual Sac
- Ruby Slippers
- Mortal Thoughts
- No Perch is Necessary
- Pell Mel
- Man from Uncle
- Under A Raging Moon
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Mustang Ranch
- Oasis of Eden, Direct Start
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Stoned Iguana
- Mad Cow Disease
- Crazy Climber
- Run from Your Wife
- Lean on Me
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Dora The Explorer
- Horn Dog
- Palm Pilot
- Double Duty
- Gracias a Dios
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- The Space Between
- The Popemobile
- Claim Jumper
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- The Still
- Queen Crimson
- Buffalo Gun
- Jack in the Crack
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- When You're Not A Jet
- Beaver Boulder Free Route
- Chinese Kayak
- Meteorite Crack
- Presbyterian Dental Floss
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Trix
- Elixir
- Flaring Rhoid
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Flared Bear
- Bourbon on Ice
- My Helmet is Bigger Than Your Helmet
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Swain-Buckey
- Crash Course
- Black Ice
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Mesopotamia
- Pyornkrachzark
- Sinner's Swing
- Evolutionary Throwback
- Fractured Fissure
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Exiled in Sweden
- Asia Carrera
- Detachable Penis
- Cactus Cooler
- Udi
- Hot Buttered Elves
- The Mojus (aka Slushie)
- Morticia
- Holly Device
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- The Last Resort
- Otis
- Buttered Chicken
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jody
- High Anxiety
- Make or Break Flake
- Shibumi
- Skimpy Skampi
- One Pop, No Stop
- Out on a Limb
- TM's Terror
- The Wonderful World Of Art
- Smear Tactics
- Hands Up
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Coco-Loco
- Irie Heights
- Diamonds are Forever
- RCA
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Peer Pressure
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Stone Hinge
- Vermicious Knids
- Primal Scream
- Fraud Squad
- Fall from Grace
- Character Flaw
- Minute Man
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- Hawkward
- Beginner's Twenty-six
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- Question, The
- No Guts, No Glory
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- I Had a Dream
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Christmas Tree Arete
- El Rey
- Ipecac
- Doing That Scrapyard Thing
- Farting Horse
- Vote Often
- Cut Thin to Win
- Uncle Fester
- Pop Rocks
- The Foot Massage
- What's Hannen
- Too Wide to Trot
- Wrap That Rascal
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Halloweenis
- Chicken Coop
- Bridge-It Bardot
- Left Sawdust Crack
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Crocostimpy
- Village Green
- Sen Blen
- Roark
- My President Is Addicted To War
- The Bluff
- Nitwit
- Atari
- Desperado
- Cactus Pricks
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- Let It All Hang Out
- Fur
- Barnie Rubble
- Munchkinland
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Tails of Poodles
- Left Beetle Crack
- Right Beetle Crack
- The Da Vinci Code
- The Golden One
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Exiled
- Orgasmatron, The
- Nuclear Waste
- Delusions
- Just Drive, She Said
- Black Pearl
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Power to the People
- The Grinch's Grin
- Nonprofit Crack
- Nuclear Waste
- Hyperventilation
- Wide World Of Sports
- Muffin Bandits
- Blues Traveler
- Schlock Therapy
- The Hourglass
- Bike Across America
- Desert Sky (aka Environment-Oil President)
- Solar Oven
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Broken Wing
- Wannabe Route
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Slim Pickings
- What's Left
- Molar Crack
- Planet Claire
- The Three Amigos
- The Landlord
- Elbow Room
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Making Wind
- First Eleven
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Pain is an Emotion
- Hang and Swing
- The Screaming Poodle
- Burst the Bubble
- Winterlude
- Roam
- Colocado Crack
- Avant Savant
- Avanti
- 211
- Wren's Nest
- King Of Jesters, Jester To Kings
- Smokestack Lightning
- Disappearing Act
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Muffin Head
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- The Podium of Indecision
- Wired
- Where Sheep Shit
- Todd Couple, The
- The Beltsander
- The Baconator
- Chihuahua
- Pussy Galore
- Leaving Las Vegas
- 'Til Death Do Us Fart
- Cowabunga
- Two Stage
- Insolvent
- Rhoid Warrior
- Tube Steak
- Hurricane
- The Man on the Tor
- The Gay Germans
- Robert's Crack
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Solstice
- Whispers
- The Lumberjack
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Mortarfied
- Tidbit
- Against the Grain
- Oral Sturgeon
- B-Movie
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- Lips Like Sugar
- Let's Get Physical
- Unknown
- Scattered Remains
- Listening Wind
- Get Off My Sister
- Feeling Groovy
- The Goldigger
- High Plains Drifter
- Beaver Tail
- Prickly Pare
- Feeding Frenzy
- Ground Ron
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- Ben
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Rogue Robots
- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
- Morongo Child
- The Key Crack
- The Most of It
- Mushroom Crack
- Foreign Legion
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Barbara Bush
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Soft Cell
- Handsaw
- Left Baskerville Crack
- 80 Proof Roof
- Three Burner Stove
- Pit Bull Attack
- No Place for a Puritan
- Good Grief
- Burn Out
- Quebec Nordics
- Wait Until Dark
- Turtle Days
- A-Jill-Ity
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Standard Poodle Route
- Grain of Truth
- Grandpa Gander
- Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- The Talking Fish
- Not for Loan
- The Song Remains the Same
- Blinded Me With Science
- The Oui Oui
- Church Bazaar
- Peace Pipe
- Unfriendly Hands
- Jarhead Central
- Burning Man
- Cherry Bomb
- Dry Lake
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Legolas
- Unknown
- Spider in the Drain
- Gordo Started It
- Ceremony
- Scrambled Legs
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- The Gettysburger
- Love Comes in Spurts
- Tribal Gambling
- Carnage
- Jim Cruise
- Goolabunga
- Marital Sin
- Control
- Cuatro Manos
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Ceroots of the Gods
- Crescent Wrench
- Micronesia
- Power Drop
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Badger's Chuff Piece
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- The Shark Fin
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Blackheart
- Bloody Tax Break
- Kokopelli
- Punish the Mosquito
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Slam Dance
- Knob Cheese
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Catch A Falling Car
- Gumby Saves Bambi
- The Reach Around
- Just Stop It
- Bloody Knuckles
- Gunks West
- C Sharp Roof
- Take a Seat
- On the Nob
- Modern Jazz
- Fusion Without Integrity
- Mystic Teflon
- Fitzroy Was Here
- That
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Dimpled Chad
- Sound Asleep
- Hellion of Troy
- Geometry
- Moose Baby
- Distant Episode
- Buckets of Blort
- Pinyon Crack
- Napkin of Shame
- The Bruiser
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Love and Rockets
- Born in a Barn
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Trident
- Absolute Zero
- Skinwalker
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Time and A Half
- Possessed by Elvis
- Bee Gees
- Blue Monday
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Nestle's Crunch
- The Antichrist (aka Small Town, Big Girls)
- Tales of Powder
- Left Lizard Crack
- Too Loose to Trek
- El Smear or Land
- Laura Scudders