Other Routes in Top Secret Tower Rock Climbing
A 75-foot long Trad route rated 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Definitely chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Rubicon
- Illusion Dweller
- Imaginary Voyage
- Clean and Jerk
- EBGB's
- Firewater Chimney
- Field and Stream
- Poodles are People Too
- Space Mountain
- The Decompensator of Lhasa
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Too Secret to Find
- Anacram
- Icon
- Rollerball
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Surrealistic Pillar
- The Rattler
- Such a Line
- Bearded Cabbage
- Spiderman
- Quantum Jump
- No Self Confidence
- Fisticuffs
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Natural Selection
- Piggle Pugg
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Right V Crack
- Party in the Desert
- Kamikaze Crack
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Hobbit Roof
- Dyno in the Dark
- Raked over the Coles
- Invisible Touch
- Heaven Can Wait
- Boortemus
- That Old Soft Shoe
- Conniption
- Party till Ya' Puke
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Petrodynamics (aka Gigantor)
- No Self Respect
- Left Banana Crack
- Jerry Brown
- Left Mel Crack
- Around the World
- Papa Woolsey
- Forbidden Paradise
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Treasure of the Sierra Madre
- Balance Due
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Morning Thunder
- Ladyfingers
- Roomis E. Gloomis
- Semi Tough
- Martin Quits
- Bluewind
- Witch Hunt
- Leap Erickson
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Red Sonja
- Test Pilot
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- The Shiv
- Astropoodle
- Kaweah Way
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Flare Play
- The Falcon
- Shovling-Cole
- Filet of Rock Shark
- Jungle Cruise
- Mighty Mouse
- Scare Way
- More Frozen Food
- Live and Let Die
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Friendly Hands
- Right Mel Crack
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Fracture Dynamics
- Invisible Touch
- Sexy Sadye
- Fire or Retire
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Humerous
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Chemical Warfare
- Girdle Crossing
- Uppercut
- Shady Grove
- Belly Dancer
- Heat-Moon
- The Hoosegow
- Let It Be
- Gumshoe
- Raving Skinhead
- How 'bout It?
- Top of the Pops
- Frosted Flakes
- Crack (route 2911)
- Magnetic Woose
- Studebaker Hawk
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Monster Hole
- Rat Boy
- Poodle Boy
- The Ming Dallas
- Circle of Benevolence
- Presence of Grace
- The Teabag
- unknown
- My Three Sungs
- Offshoot
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Pencil Neck Geek
- What's It To You
- Slimmer Pickins
- Broken China
- Brutalicious
- Rhythm & Blues
- Spiritworld
- Mother Lode
- The Fifth Dimension
- Piranha
- Tinker Toys
- Hole in the Wall
- Water Chute
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Formic Acidhead
- The Wolf Man
- Touchy Feely
- Laeger Domain
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Unknown
- Right Route
- Crack Addiction
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Fly Away
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Crossroads
- Hatfields and McCoys
- C.S. Special
- Spud Overhang
- A First Time For Everything
- Compromised
- The Viper
- Stitch in Time
- Trembling Toto's
- Energy Crisis
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Orc Sighs
- Aero Space
- I Smell a Rat
- Child Proof
- Ginger's Crack
- Point of No Return
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Super Flapper
- Nightline
- Pile In The Sky
- Celine
- Ruby Slippers
- Nuptual Sac
- Lost Boys
- Foundation Crack
- Buttered Chicken
- The Still
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Pyornkrachzark
- Run from Your Wife
- Gordoba
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- The Right Stuff
- The Last Resort
- One Pop, No Stop
- Lean on Me
- Skimpy Skampi
- Shibumi
- Polytechnics
- Exiled in Sweden
- Asia Carrera
- Make or Break Flake
- Detachable Penis
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- One Nut Needed
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- My Helmet is Bigger Than Your Helmet
- High Anxiety
- The Rainmaker
- Bourbon on Ice
- Mesopotamia
- Cactus Cooler
- Jody
- Udi
- Granulator, The
- Hot Buttered Elves
- Black Ice
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Mortal Thoughts
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- Jack in the Crack
- The Mojus (aka Slushie)
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Morticia
- No Perch is Necessary
- Flared Bear
- When You're Not A Jet
- Chinese Kayak
- Beaver Boulder Free Route
- Meteorite Crack
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Flaring Rhoid
- Oasis of Eden, Direct Start
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Crash Course
- Holly Device
- Presbyterian Dental Floss
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Trix
- Elixir
- Otis
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- Swain-Buckey
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Stoned Iguana
- Squatter's Right
- Buffalo Gun
- Queen Crimson
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- Mad Cow Disease
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- Crazy Climber
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Diamonds are Forever
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Evolutionary Throwback
- Mustang Ranch
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Dora The Explorer
- Horn Dog
- RCA
- Palm Pilot
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Double Duty
- Gracias a Dios
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- The Space Between
- The Popemobile
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Claim Jumper
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- Pell Mel
- Peer Pressure
- Out on a Limb
- TM's Terror
- Sinner's Swing
- Under A Raging Moon
- The Wonderful World Of Art
- Smear Tactics
- Hands Up
- Man from Uncle
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Coco-Loco
- Fractured Fissure
- Irie Heights
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- The Baconator
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Oral Sturgeon
- B-Movie
- Whispers
- Hawkward
- Question, The
- Let's Get Physical
- The Bluff
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Nitwit
- Atari
- Cactus Pricks
- Vote Often
- Roam
- Wren's Nest
- My President Is Addicted To War
- Wired
- Primal Scream
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Fall from Grace
- Muffin Head
- Minute Man
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- The Man on the Tor
- Beginner's Twenty-six
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- Doing That Scrapyard Thing
- Ipecac
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- I Had a Dream
- Crocostimpy
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- Village Green
- El Rey
- The Beltsander
- Todd Couple, The
- Chihuahua
- Barnie Rubble
- Pain is an Emotion
- Leaving Las Vegas
- 'Til Death Do Us Fart
- Bridge-It Bardot
- The Screaming Poodle
- Burst the Bubble
- Farting Horse
- Cut Thin to Win
- Winterlude
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- The Lumberjack
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Let It All Hang Out
- Tidbit
- No Guts, No Glory
- Munchkinland
- The Hourglass
- Schlock Therapy
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Solar Oven
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Broken Wing
- Bike Across America
- Desert Sky (aka Environment-Oil President)
- Wannabe Route
- Blues Traveler
- Hang and Swing
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Tails of Poodles
- Left Beetle Crack
- Right Beetle Crack
- The Da Vinci Code
- The Golden One
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Exiled
- Orgasmatron, The
- Nuclear Waste
- Delusions
- Just Drive, She Said
- Black Pearl
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Power to the People
- The Grinch's Grin
- Nonprofit Crack
- Nuclear Waste
- Hyperventilation
- Wide World Of Sports
- Muffin Bandits
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Unknown
- Lips Like Sugar
- Against the Grain
- Robert's Crack
- The Gay Germans
- Hurricane
- Tube Steak
- Rhoid Warrior
- Two Stage
- Cowabunga
- Pussy Galore
- Character Flaw
- Fraud Squad
- Vermicious Knids
- Fur
- Desperado
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Wrap That Rascal
- The Foot Massage
- Uncle Fester
- Pop Rocks
- What's Hannen
- Halloweenis
- Chicken Coop
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- Scattered Remains
- Listening Wind
- Get Off My Sister
- The Goldigger
- High Plains Drifter
- Beaver Tail
- Prickly Pare
- Feeding Frenzy
- Ground Ron
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Rogue Robots
- Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
- Molar Crack
- Planet Claire
- The Three Amigos
- The Landlord
- Elbow Room
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Making Wind
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Colocado Crack
- 211
- King Of Jesters, Jester To Kings
- Smokestack Lightning
- Disappearing Act
- The Podium of Indecision
- Where Sheep Shit
- Insolvent
- Solstice
- Feeling Groovy
- Slim Pickings
- What's Left
- First Eleven
- Avant Savant
- Avanti
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Ben
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Mortarfied
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Roark
- Three Burner Stove
- Cuatro Manos
- Micronesia
- Bloody Tax Break
- Turtle Days
- Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Spider in the Drain
- Good Grief
- Burn Out
- Blinded Me With Science
- A-Jill-Ity
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Ceroots of the Gods
- The Shark Fin
- Blackheart
- Crescent Wrench
- Wait Until Dark
- No Place for a Puritan
- Not for Loan
- Soft Cell
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Unfriendly Hands
- Carnage
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Jarhead Central
- Unknown
- Peace Pipe
- Love Comes in Spurts
- Tribal Gambling
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Pit Bull Attack
- The Most of It
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Standard Poodle Route
- Knob Cheese
- Quebec Nordics
- The Song Remains the Same
- Mushroom Crack
- 80 Proof Roof
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Barbara Bush
- Church Bazaar
- Grain of Truth
- Marital Sin
- Morongo Child
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Ceremony
- Jim Cruise
- The Oui Oui
- Grandpa Gander
- Goolabunga
- The Gettysburger
- Scrambled Legs
- Control
- The Key Crack
- Gordo Started It
- Burning Man
- Cherry Bomb
- Dry Lake
- Foreign Legion
- Legolas
- Handsaw
- The Talking Fish
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Kokopelli
- Punish the Mosquito
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Slam Dance
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Badger's Chuff Piece
- Power Drop
- Dimpled Chad
- Gumby Saves Bambi
- Just Stop It
- Catch A Falling Car
- Gunks West
- The Reach Around
- Buckets of Blort
- Distant Episode
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Bloody Knuckles
- Born in a Barn
- Take a Seat
- That
- Moose Baby
- Hellion of Troy
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Napkin of Shame
- Fusion Without Integrity
- Pinyon Crack
- Modern Jazz
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- C Sharp Roof
- Sound Asleep
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- The Bruiser
- Love and Rockets
- Mystic Teflon
- Geometry
- On the Nob
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Possessed by Elvis
- Trident
- Absolute Zero
- Time and A Half
- Skinwalker
- Bee Gees
- Blue Monday
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Nestle's Crunch
- The Antichrist (aka Small Town, Big Girls)
- Too Loose to Trek
- Tales of Powder
- Left Lizard Crack
- El Smear or Land
- Laura Scudders