Other Routes in Real Hall of Horrors Rock Climbing
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Rubicon
- Illusion Dweller
- Bird of Fire
- Clean and Jerk
- Tax Man
- Heart and Sole
- Exorcist
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Firewater Chimney
- Perfect Fingers
- Field and Stream
- Poodles are People Too
- Space Mountain
- Anacram
- Prepackaged
- Too Secret to Find
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Loose Lady
- Rollerball
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Icon
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Head Over Heals
- The Rattler
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Bearded Cabbage
- Apparition
- Tossed Green
- No Self Confidence
- Spiderman
- Quantum Jump
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Piggle Pugg
- Kamikaze Crack
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Fisticuffs
- Right V Crack
- Diamond Dogs
- Party in the Desert
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Chalk Up Another One
- Crack 6
- Dyno in the Dark
- Invisible Touch
- Conniption
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Jerry Brown
- Blues Brothers
- Watanobe Wall
- Left Banana Crack
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Modern Warfare
- Forbidden Paradise
- Papa Woolsey
- Left Mel Crack
- Around the World
- Balance Due
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Squeeze Play
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- Leave it to Crusher
- No Calculators Allowed
- Martin Quits
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Kaweah Way
- Flare Play
- Astropoodle
- Torturer's Apprentice
- The Falcon
- Ladyfingers
- Bluewind
- Shovling-Cole
- Test Pilot
- Tax Evasion
- Boulder Dice
- Red Sonja
- Witch Hunt
- Leap Erickson
- Amanda
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Let It Be
- Humerous
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Fire or Retire
- The Hoosegow
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Untamed World
- Jungle Cruise
- Friendly Hands
- Shady Grove
- Mighty Mouse
- Scare Way
- Chemical Warfare
- The Snatch
- Filet of Rock Shark
- Uppercut
- Right Mel Crack
- Heat-Moon
- Aftermath
- Blood and Cuts
- Playing Hooky
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Private Eye
- Wind Burn
- Energy Crisis
- The Teabag
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Orc Sighs
- Broken Glass
- Broken China
- Rhythm & Blues
- Touchy Feely
- Laeger Domain
- Rat Boy
- Monster Hole
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Summer School
- Formic Acidhead
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Tom Plumb
- Offshoot
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Poodle Boy
- Brutalicious
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Water Chute
- Six Finger Fist
- Sore Loserman
- unknown
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Unknown
- Right Route
- Hole in the Wall
- Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Crack Addiction
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Zondo's Perks
- Mother Lode
- Raving Skinhead
- Spiritworld
- Hiss the Mark
- Effigy Too
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- C.S. Special
- Bad Lizards
- The Viper
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Unknown 2
- Tinker Toys
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- Spud Overhang
- Aero Space
- Magnetic Woose
- Studebaker Hawk
- Bung Hole
- Blow
- Kibbles and Bolts
- The Fifth Dimension
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- TM's Terror
- Child Proof
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Matt Gay
- Short Cut
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- The Booger Man
- Bean Oil
- Corner N' Crack
- Sinner's Swing
- Moubit
- Foundation Crack
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Mustang Ranch
- Unknown
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Mad Cow Disease
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Queen Crimson
- Coco-Loco
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- Man from Uncle
- I Smell a Rat
- Frostline
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- Dora The Explorer
- Cosmosis
- Swain-Buckey
- Black Ice
- The Still
- Run from Your Wife
- Dandelion
- Roofing Company
- Fage
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Gesslerburg
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- Falling Rock
- Handygland
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Fire Glove, The
- The Power of Now
- More Funky Than Junky
- Chestwig
- Lean on Me
- Pinched Rib
- Double Duty
- Pell Mel
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Heavy Gold
- Beak Crack
- The Popemobile
- Crash Course
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Misha's Madness
- Toxic Avenger
- Smear Tactics
- The Space Between
- Under A Raging Moon
- Winnin' Time
- The Posse
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- [Redacted]
- Out on a Limb
- Woody's Variation
- Unknown Crack Right
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Drano
- Little Fireman
- Peer Pressure
- Slap and Tickle
- Herman
- Pocket Veto
- Celine
- Point of No Return
- Pile In The Sky
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Super Flapper
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- Nightline
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- Female Mud Massacre
- Rick Rockwell
- The Beating Heart
- Mesopotamia
- Pyornkrachzark
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Kachina
- Elixir
- The Right Stuff
- Steppin Out
- Asia Carrera
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Trix
- Spy Eye
- Student Body
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Cactus Cooler
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Treadmark Left
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Meteorite Crack
- When You're Not A Jet
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Holly Device
- Tumor Circus
- Granulator, The
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- Imelda's New Shoes
- One Pop, No Stop
- The Last Resort
- Marcos
- School Daze
- Skimpy Skampi
- Make or Break Flake
- Blitzo Crack
- Phil E. Pino
- Buttered Chicken
- Jody
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Mortal Thoughts
- Riders On The Storm
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- The Melon Cracker
- Horney Goat Weed
- Oversight
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Rick's Solo
- Moan, eh?
- Drop Out
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- Drop on By
- Gem Nabors
- North Face of The Eiger
- Couldn't Wait
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Power Back
- Six-Pack Crack
- Flared Bear
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Flaring Rhoid
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Burrito Crossing
- Nip And Tuck
- Cruelty To Animals
- Adult Books
- Jemimagina
- Roark
- Tails of Poodles
- Left Beetle Crack
- Right Beetle Crack
- The Da Vinci Code
- The Golden One
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Exiled
- Orgasmatron, The
- Nuclear Waste
- Magnetic North
- Delusions
- Just Drive, She Said
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Power to the People
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- Nonprofit Crack
- Nuclear Waste
- 42N8 One
- New Day Yesterday
- Clean Crack
- Wide World Of Sports
- Muffin Bandits
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Barnie Rubble
- 1B1RP
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- The Opportunist
- Preying Mantles
- Let It All Hang Out
- Vote Often
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- No Guts, No Glory
- Beef and Bean
- Sole Food
- 3 Ring Circus
- Krystal Ball
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Vermicious Knids
- Col. Flagg
- Fur
- Desperado
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Wetmore
- Wrap That Rascal
- Unsent
- Hesitation Blues
- Pop Rocks
- Cuban Sandwich
- What's Hannen
- Barn Door, Right
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Baby Tool
- Bumpus Hell
- Halloweenis
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- Tooth Beaver
- Rogue Robots
- The Nymph's Voice
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Molar Crack
- The Three Amigos
- Quaking Oats
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Making Wind
- Hog Trough
- Square Headache
- Bucket Bronco
- Colocado Crack
- 211
- Wounded Knee
- The Cracken
- The Podium of Indecision
- Where Sheep Shit
- Camo Corner
- Defoliation
- Ash Gordon
- Insolvent
- Solstice
- Minor Detour
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Wannabe Route
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Hurly Burly
- Overheard
- Whispers
- Todd Couple, The
- Wired
- Blood on the Tracks
- Winterlude
- Satchmo, The
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- The Man on the Tor
- Muffin Head
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Wren's Nest
- Roam
- Burst the Bubble
- I'm a local
- Major Creative Effort
- The Screaming Poodle
- Pain is an Emotion
- Through the Looking Glass
- One For The Road
- Tres Fun
- Ape Man Hop
- R.D. Memorial
- The Arraignment
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Lips Like Sugar
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- Desperado
- Against the Grain
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- The Gay Germans
- Hurricane
- Tube Steak
- Rhoid Warrior
- Two Stage
- Cowabunga
- Overlooked
- At Last
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Baconator
- The Beltsander
- Chihuahua
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Leaving Las Vegas
- Rock Wren
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Not A Hogan
- The Lumberjack
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- Tidbit
- End Of The Line
- Oral Sturgeon
- B-Movie
- Blow the Scro
- Crimpergirl
- Let's Get Physical
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Scattered Remains
- A Bridge Too Far
- Listening Wind
- The Goldigger
- High Plains Drifter
- Beaver Tail
- Prickly Pare
- Feeding Frenzy
- Ground Ron
- Love Goat, The
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- The Bluff
- Nitwit
- Atari
- Axe of Dog
- Cactus Pricks
- Death On The Nile
- Undercover
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- Fall from Grace
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- Return of the Blob
- Swagger
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- I Had a Dream
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- The Castrum
- El Rey
- Step 'n Out
- Farting Horse
- Cut Thin to Win
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Short Crack
- Zebra Dihedral
- Village Green
- Hawkward
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Question, The
- Rei Momo
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Team Scumbag
- Feeling Groovy
- Slim Pickings
- What's Left
- First Eleven
- La Bella Katchina
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Unknown
- Open Container
- The Hourglass
- Bike Across America
- Don's Crack
- Solar Oven
- Like it or Lump it
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Broken Wing
- Caramel Crunch
- Thomas Crapper
- Farewell Ambassador
- Death of a Decade
- Gumby Poindexter
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Schlock Therapy
- Stimpy
- Jack Grit
- Frank's Wild Years
- Ben
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Mortarfied
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- The Accidental Purist
- Cactus Dog
- The Orc
- Cosmic Debris
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Dodo's Delight
- Phineas P. Phart
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Power Drop
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Daze of Who
- Hunky Dory
- Scrambled Legs
- Blackheart
- Blizzard
- Walker Spur
- Goolabunga
- Mouthful of Gank
- Bloody Tax Break
- Czech Crack
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Waltz for Debby
- Marital Sin
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Oddjob
- Garden Path
- Turtle Days
- Carnage
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Jarhead Central
- Nolina Crack
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Jump Start
- Cunning Route
- Unfriendly Hands
- Thumbs Up
- Ceroots of the Gods
- The Shark Fin
- White Dopes on Punk
- No Place for a Puritan
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Chili Dog
- Standard Poodle Route
- Wait Until Dark
- Nittany Lion
- Unknown
- Over & Out
- Peace Pipe
- Cuatro Manos
- Librarian Lust
- Hot Tub of Death
- Gypsy
- Spider in the Drain
- Meth Mart
- Blue Nubian
- Gordo Started It
- Calling All Swidgets
- Decepticon
- The Gettysburger
- War Games
- Not for Loan
- Hands Away
- Puss Boy
- The Key Crack
- Foreign Legion
- Burning Man
- War Crimes
- Dry Lake
- Jughead
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Leachy Nuts
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Fuzz Bumper
- Bunking Bronkos
- Control
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Power Shopping
- Morongo Child
- Big Gulp
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Cherry Bomb
- The Maw
- Half A Route
- Psychocandy
- Legolas
- Riff Raff Roof
- Coming Up Short
- Good Grief
- Three Burner Stove
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Ceremony
- Visual Nightmare
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- Sparky
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Route 1202
- Barbara Bush
- Dirty Dancing
- Jim Cruise
- Garden Angel
- Gash, The
- Punish the Mosquito
- The Song Remains the Same
- Harry Rag
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Copulator
- Mushroom Crack
- Grandpa Gander
- Ooby Dooby
- Slam Dance
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Handsaw
- Military Industrial Complex
- Don Genaro Crack
- Labyrinth
- Burn Out
- Blinded Me With Science
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- 80 Proof Roof
- Red Crack, The
- Frontal Logranity
- Slanta Claus Center
- A-Jill-Ity
- Awesome Betty
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- All Redheads Smell
- The Bruiser
- Holden On
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Genuine Cowhide
- Tumbling Dice
- That
- Gunks West
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Paper or Plastic?
- Not Forgotten
- Underdog
- Modern Jazz
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Distant Episode
- Doin' Life
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Catch A Falling Car
- Mud Dog
- Pinyon Crack
- Hot Knife
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Sound Asleep
- Love and Rockets
- Short Stop
- Pete's Handful
- C Sharp Roof
- Fusion Without Integrity
- On the Nob
- Start Trundling
- Mystic Teflon
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Ice Climbing
- Billy Barty Crack
- In The Pit
- Little Lieback
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Barn Dance
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Bloody Knuckles
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Fists of Fury
- Take a Seat
- Napkin of Shame
- Mrs. Magoo
- Stress Puppet
- Squid Of My Desire
- Perennial Favorite
- Dimpled Chad
- Just Stop It
- Moose Baby
- Born in a Barn
- Shakin' the Shirts
- We Never Get the Girls
- The Donkey
- Blue Monday
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Absolute Zero
- Trident
- Possessed by Elvis
- Deviate
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Raven's Reach
- Nestle's Crunch
- Skinwalker
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- The Mad Men
- Groove Avoidance System
- Fortune Cookie
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Too Loose to Trek
- Left Lizard Crack
- Fantasy of Light
- Fully Fledged
- The Block
- Cornerstone, The
- Tales of Powder
- Biscuit Eater
- Holy Cross
- Hour of Power
- M & M's Peanut
- Gait of Power
- El Smear or Land
- Laura Scudders
- Bittersweet
- Cherry Blossom