Other Routes in Real Hall of Horrors Rock Climbing
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Rubicon
- Illusion Dweller
- Bird of Fire
- Clean and Jerk
- Exorcist
- Tax Man
- Heart and Sole
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Firewater Chimney
- Perfect Fingers
- Space Mountain
- Field and Stream
- Poodles are People Too
- Too Secret to Find
- Prepackaged
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Loose Lady
- Anacram
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Icon
- Rollerball
- Head Over Heals
- Bighorn Dihedral
- The Rattler
- Quantum Jump
- No Self Confidence
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Tossed Green
- Spiderman
- Bearded Cabbage
- Apparition
- Fisticuffs
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Piggle Pugg
- Party in the Desert
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Kamikaze Crack
- Diamond Dogs
- Right V Crack
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Conniption
- Crack 6
- Chalk Up Another One
- Dyno in the Dark
- Invisible Touch
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Jerry Brown
- Around the World
- Modern Warfare
- Papa Woolsey
- Left Mel Crack
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Blues Brothers
- Forbidden Paradise
- Watanobe Wall
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Left Banana Crack
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Party till Ya' Puke
- Balance Due
- Amanda
- Astropoodle
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- Flare Play
- Boulder Dice
- No Calculators Allowed
- Ladyfingers
- Kaweah Way
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- The Falcon
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Leap Erickson
- Tax Evasion
- Witch Hunt
- Martin Quits
- Bluewind
- Shovling-Cole
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Red Sonja
- Leave it to Crusher
- Squeeze Play
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Test Pilot
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- The Hoosegow
- Uppercut
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Chemical Warfare
- Shady Grove
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Right Mel Crack
- Playing Hooky
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- Untamed World
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Blood and Cuts
- Jungle Cruise
- Mighty Mouse
- Heat-Moon
- Let It Be
- Fire or Retire
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Aftermath
- Scare Way
- Humerous
- Private Eye
- The Snatch
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Friendly Hands
- Filet of Rock Shark
- Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Energy Crisis
- The Teabag
- Orc Sighs
- Magnetic Woose
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Brutalicious
- Wind Burn
- Studebaker Hawk
- Unknown
- Sore Loserman
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Bung Hole
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- Tinker Toys
- C.S. Special
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Right Route
- Raving Skinhead
- Broken Glass
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Effigy Too
- Touchy Feely
- Laeger Domain
- Spiritworld
- Aero Space
- Blow
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Crack Addiction
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Tom Plumb
- Six Finger Fist
- Unknown 2
- Summer School
- Rhythm & Blues
- Spud Overhang
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- unknown
- The Fifth Dimension
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- Broken China
- Offshoot
- Rat Boy
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Monster Hole
- Hole in the Wall
- Bad Lizards
- Water Chute
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Zondo's Perks
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Formic Acidhead
- The Viper
- Poodle Boy
- Mother Lode
- Hiss the Mark
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- Jody
- The Still
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Child Proof
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Queen Crimson
- Peer Pressure
- Make or Break Flake
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- Tumor Circus
- Matt Gay
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- Skimpy Skampi
- One Pop, No Stop
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Elixir
- Run from Your Wife
- Bruckner's Boogie
- The Last Resort
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Chestwig
- Lean on Me
- Six-Pack Crack
- Super Flapper
- Holly Device
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Coco-Loco
- Point of No Return
- Toxic Avenger
- Cosmosis
- Nightline
- Woody's Variation
- Gaucho and Crusader
- More Funky Than Junky
- Trix
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Female Mud Massacre
- Gesslerburg
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Handygland
- Man from Uncle
- Pinched Rib
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Smear Tactics
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Drop Out
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Kachina
- The Right Stuff
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Meteorite Crack
- Drop on By
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- Fage
- When You're Not A Jet
- Unknown
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Pile In The Sky
- Mustang Ranch
- Celine
- The Booger Man
- Short Cut
- Unknown Crack Right
- Drano
- Herman
- Mesopotamia
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- Rick Rockwell
- The Space Between
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- Oversight
- Fire Glove, The
- Double Duty
- Pyornkrachzark
- The Beating Heart
- Buttered Chicken
- Bean Oil
- Student Body
- Pocket Veto
- Crash Course
- Granulator, The
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Steppin Out
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Rick's Solo
- Flared Bear
- Spy Eye
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Power Back
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- Heavy Gold
- Asia Carrera
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Corner N' Crack
- Blitzo Crack
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Gem Nabors
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Phallograph
- Flaring Rhoid
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Sinner's Swing
- Cruelty To Animals
- Funky President
- Rob'n The Cradle
- The Melon Cracker
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Moan, eh?
- Mortal Thoughts
- Moubit
- Riders On The Storm
- Freeway Jam
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- School Daze
- TM's Terror
- Roofing Company
- Black Ice
- Under A Raging Moon
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- Jemimagina
- Little Fireman
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Bedtime For Democracy
- Adult Books
- Out on a Limb
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Foundation Crack
- Slap and Tickle
- Frostline
- Dandelion
- Nip And Tuck
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Burrito Crossing
- Winnin' Time
- The Posse
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Misha's Madness
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Horney Goat Weed
- [Redacted]
- I Smell a Rat
- Mad Cow Disease
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Phil E. Pino
- Falling Rock
- Swain-Buckey
- Couldn't Wait
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- The Popemobile
- North Face of The Eiger
- Treadmark Left
- Beak Crack
- Dora The Explorer
- Cactus Cooler
- Pell Mel
- The Power of Now
- Marcos
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Blood on the Tracks
- Feeling Groovy
- Slim Pickings
- What's Left
- First Eleven
- La Bella Katchina
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Unknown
- Open Container
- The Hourglass
- Bike Across America
- Don's Crack
- Solar Oven
- Like it or Lump it
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Broken Wing
- Wannabe Route
- Caramel Crunch
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Exiled
- Orgasmatron, The
- Nuclear Waste
- Magnetic North
- Hurly Burly
- Overheard
- Whispers
- Todd Couple, The
- Wired
- Team Scumbag
- Winterlude
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Power to the People
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- Nonprofit Crack
- Nuclear Waste
- 42N8 One
- New Day Yesterday
- Clean Crack
- Wide World Of Sports
- Muffin Bandits
- Muffin Head
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Wren's Nest
- Roam
- Barnie Rubble
- 1B1RP
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- The Opportunist
- Preying Mantles
- R.D. Memorial
- The Arraignment
- Let It All Hang Out
- Vote Often
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- Desperado
- Against the Grain
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Beef and Bean
- Sole Food
- 3 Ring Circus
- Krystal Ball
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Vermicious Knids
- Col. Flagg
- Fur
- Desperado
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Wetmore
- Wrap That Rascal
- Unsent
- The Lumberjack
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- Tidbit
- End Of The Line
- Oral Sturgeon
- B-Movie
- Blow the Scro
- Crimpergirl
- Let's Get Physical
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Beaver Tail
- Prickly Pare
- Feeding Frenzy
- Ground Ron
- Love Goat, The
- Gumby Poindexter
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- The Bluff
- Death On The Nile
- Undercover
- Tooth Beaver
- Rogue Robots
- The Nymph's Voice
- Fresno
- Tiny Terra
- Birdland
- Making Wind
- Hog Trough
- I Had a Dream
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Step 'n Out
- Colocado Crack
- 211
- Wounded Knee
- Farting Horse
- Cut Thin to Win
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Short Crack
- Zebra Dihedral
- The Podium of Indecision
- Where Sheep Shit
- Rei Momo
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Insolvent
- Solstice
- Minor Detour
- Camo Corner
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Ape Man Hop
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Left Sawdust Crack
- Sen Blen
- Stone Hinge
- Scattered Remains
- A Bridge Too Far
- Listening Wind
- The Goldigger
- High Plains Drifter
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- Village Green
- Hawkward
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Question, The
- The Cracken
- Defoliation
- Ash Gordon
- Pop Rocks
- Thomas Crapper
- Schlock Therapy
- Stimpy
- Jack Grit
- Frank's Wild Years
- Ben
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Mortarfied
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Roark
- Tails of Poodles
- Left Beetle Crack
- Right Beetle Crack
- The Da Vinci Code
- The Golden One
- Satchmo, The
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- The Man on the Tor
- Delusions
- Just Drive, She Said
- Burst the Bubble
- I'm a local
- Major Creative Effort
- The Screaming Poodle
- Pain is an Emotion
- Through the Looking Glass
- One For The Road
- Tres Fun
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Lips Like Sugar
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- Killer Bees
- The Gay Germans
- Hurricane
- Tube Steak
- Rhoid Warrior
- Two Stage
- Cowabunga
- Overlooked
- No Guts, No Glory
- At Last
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Baconator
- The Beltsander
- Chihuahua
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Leaving Las Vegas
- Rock Wren
- Hesitation Blues
- Cuban Sandwich
- What's Hannen
- Barn Door, Right
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Baby Tool
- Bumpus Hell
- Halloweenis
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Not A Hogan
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Farewell Ambassador
- Death of a Decade
- Nitwit
- Atari
- Axe of Dog
- Cactus Pricks
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- Fall from Grace
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Molar Crack
- The Three Amigos
- Return of the Blob
- Swagger
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- Quaking Oats
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Square Headache
- The Castrum
- El Rey
- Bucket Bronco
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Hunky Dory
- Dodo's Delight
- Ooby Dooby
- Handsaw
- The Orc
- Phineas P. Phart
- Cherry Bomb
- The Accidental Purist
- 80 Proof Roof
- Frontal Logranity
- Legolas
- Puss Boy
- No Place for a Puritan
- The Key Crack
- Foreign Legion
- Power Drop
- Decepticon
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Burning Man
- Dirty Dancing
- War Crimes
- Dry Lake
- Spider in the Drain
- Don Genaro Crack
- Scrambled Legs
- Grandpa Gander
- The Gettysburger
- White Dopes on Punk
- Sparky
- Barbara Bush
- Czech Crack
- Good Grief
- Burn Out
- Over & Out
- Oddjob
- Cunning Route
- Jarhead Central
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Cosmic Debris
- Hot Tub of Death
- Slanta Claus Center
- Coming Up Short
- Carnage
- Half A Route
- Cactus Dog
- Gash, The
- Blinded Me With Science
- The Song Remains the Same
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- Mushroom Crack
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Jim Cruise
- The Maw
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- Control
- Three Burner Stove
- Garden Angel
- Nittany Lion
- Leachy Nuts
- Unknown
- Riff Raff Roof
- Peace Pipe
- Military Industrial Complex
- Cuatro Manos
- Librarian Lust
- Gypsy
- Awesome Betty
- Morongo Child
- Ceremony
- Daze of Who
- Meth Mart
- Waltz for Debby
- Gordo Started It
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Slam Dance
- Calling All Swidgets
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Goolabunga
- Mouthful of Gank
- War Games
- Slip Slidin' Away
- A-Jill-Ity
- Labyrinth
- Wait Until Dark
- Bunking Bronkos
- Route 1202
- Hands Away
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Walker Spur
- Marital Sin
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Big Gulp
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Garden Path
- Jughead
- Blue Nubian
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Thumbs Up
- Psychocandy
- Ceroots of the Gods
- Visual Nightmare
- The Shark Fin
- Not for Loan
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Punish the Mosquito
- Blackheart
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- Chili Dog
- Bloody Tax Break
- Blizzard
- Jump Start
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Standard Poodle Route
- Turtle Days
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Copulator
- Harry Rag
- Fuzz Bumper
- Red Crack, The
- Power Shopping
- Unfriendly Hands
- Nolina Crack
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Dimpled Chad
- Moose Baby
- Squid Of My Desire
- Perennial Favorite
- Not Forgotten
- That
- Pete's Handful
- Mrs. Magoo
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Mud Dog
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Doin' Life
- Take a Seat
- Start Trundling
- Tumbling Dice
- Just Stop It
- Modern Jazz
- Genuine Cowhide
- Bloody Knuckles
- Stress Puppet
- Catch A Falling Car
- The Bruiser
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Gunks West
- In The Pit
- Fists of Fury
- Little Lieback
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Hot Knife
- Ice Climbing
- C Sharp Roof
- Distant Episode
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Underdog
- On the Nob
- All Redheads Smell
- Love and Rockets
- Fusion Without Integrity
- Mystic Teflon
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Holden On
- Short Stop
- Pinyon Crack
- Barn Dance
- Sound Asleep
- Paper or Plastic?
- Napkin of Shame
- Billy Barty Crack
- Born in a Barn
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Nestle's Crunch
- Deviate
- Skinwalker
- We Never Get the Girls
- Raven's Reach
- Groove Avoidance System
- The Mad Men
- Absolute Zero
- Shakin' the Shirts
- The Donkey
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- Blue Monday
- Trident
- Possessed by Elvis
- Hour of Power
- Fully Fledged
- Fantasy of Light
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Biscuit Eater
- Holy Cross
- Too Loose to Trek
- Fortune Cookie
- Tales of Powder
- The Block
- Cornerstone, The
- Left Lizard Crack
- M & M's Peanut
- El Smear or Land
- Bittersweet
- Laura Scudders
- Gait of Power
- Cherry Blossom