Other Routes in Real Hall of Horrors Rock Climbing
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Almost certainly no slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Probably no crack features
Routes similar to Route Right Of The Dumbest Climb In the Monument
- Rubicon
- Bird of Fire
- Illusion Dweller
- Clean and Jerk
- Tax Man
- Exorcist
- Heart and Sole
- Firewater Chimney
- Perfect Fingers
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Space Mountain
- Poodles are People Too
- Field and Stream
- Too Secret to Find
- Prepackaged
- Anacram
- Loose Lady
- Pope's Crack, Direct Finish
- Bighorn Dihedral
- Head Over Heals
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Rollerball
- Icon
- Tossed Green
- Quantum Jump
- No Self Confidence
- Apparition
- Surrealistic Pillar
- Bearded Cabbage
- The Rattler
- Spiderman
- Lower Right Ski Track
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Diamond Dogs
- Fisticuffs
- Sanctuary (aka Book of Changes)
- Kamikaze Crack
- Piggle Pugg
- Party in the Desert
- Right V Crack
- Chalk Up Another One
- Dyno in the Dark
- Invisible Touch
- Conniption
- Crack 6
- Watanobe Wall
- Modern Warfare
- Party till Ya' Puke
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Blues Brothers
- Left Banana Crack
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Sig Alert (aka Cast Up a Highway)
- Balance Due
- Left Mel Crack
- Jerry Brown
- Around the World
- Ocean of Night (aka Out to Grunge)
- Papa Woolsey
- Forbidden Paradise
- No Calculators Allowed
- Bluewind
- Amanda
- Shouting Distracts the Agony
- The Falcon
- Witch Hunt
- Kaweah Way
- Astropoodle
- Flare Play
- Martin Quits
- Tax Evasion
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Squeeze Play
- Test Pilot
- Ladyfingers
- Red Sonja
- Goodbye Mr. Bond
- Boulder Dice
- Shovling-Cole
- Leap Erickson
- Compassion of the Elephants
- Torturer's Apprentice
- Trespassers Will Be Violated
- Leave it to Crusher
- Playing Hooky
- Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
- Aftermath
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Mighty Mouse
- Shady Grove
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Right Mel Crack
- Uppercut
- The Snatch
- Untamed World
- Jungle Cruise
- Filet of Rock Shark
- Humerous
- Chemical Warfare
- Fire or Retire
- The Hoosegow
- Greenhorn Dihedral
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Blood and Cuts
- Heat-Moon
- Episcopalian Toothpick
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Mother Board Breakdown
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Lessons from Laeger (aka White Knuckles)
- Team Slug (aka Cliff Pounder)
- Scare Way
- Private Eye
- Let It Be
- Friendly Hands
- Poodle Boy
- Fool For A Pretty Face
- Harvey's Bristol Cream
- Orc Sighs
- Right Route
- Summer School
- Rhythm & Blues
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- The Ming Dallas
- My Three Sungs
- Aero Space
- Mother Lode
- Magnetic Woose
- Wind Burn
- Studebaker Hawk
- Raving Skinhead
- Bung Hole
- Blow
- Little Bit Of Magic, A
- Spiritworld
- unknown
- Kibbles and Bolts
- Spread Your Legs and Trust The Rubber!
- Nuts And Bolts Of Climbing, the
- Hiss the Mark
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Tom Plumb
- Rat Boy
- Broken China
- Bad Lizards
- Tiptoe To Topanga
- Energy Crisis
- Offshoot
- Unknown
- Monster Hole
- Six Finger Fist
- Crack Addiction
- Broken Glass
- Laeger Domain
- Brutalicious
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- The Teabag
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Water Chute
- Touchy Feely
- The Fifth Dimension
- Formic Acidhead
- Sore Loserman
- Hole in the Wall
- Tinker Toys
- A Woman's Work is Never Done
- Unknown 2
- Zondo's Perks
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- C.S. Special
- Spud Overhang
- The Viper
- Effigy Too
- Hatfields and McCoys
- Out on a Limb
- Little Fireman
- Child Proof
- Pocket Veto
- TM's Terror
- Sinner's Swing
- Misha's Madness
- Smear Tactics
- Pinched Rib
- Dandelion
- Frostline
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Handygland
- Gesslerburg
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Cosmosis
- Cold Carnitas Leftovers
- Coco-Loco
- Corner N' Crack
- Bean Oil
- Matt Gay
- Dorothy Does The Wizard
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Slap and Tickle
- Peer Pressure
- The Secret of Mother Butler (aka Appetite for Destruction)
- Student Body
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Cactus Cooler
- Falling Rock
- Elixir
- More Funky Than Junky
- Trix
- Dwarf Star (aka Aftershock)
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- Double Duty
- Fire Glove, The
- Let 'Em Eat Grain
- I Smell a Rat
- The Space Between
- The Popemobile
- Blitzo Crack
- Beak Crack
- Foundation Crack
- Heavy Gold
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Moubit
- Meteorite Crack
- Sketches of Strain (AKA Spread and Butter)
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- Female Mud Massacre
- The Still
- When You're Not A Jet
- Nightline
- [Redacted]
- Queen Crimson
- Rob'n The Cradle
- Ben's Magic Weenie
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Mortal Thoughts
- Riders On The Storm
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Super Flapper
- High and Dry (AKA Short But Flared)
- Unremembered Dogleg Seam
- Rick Rockwell
- The Posse
- An Eye for an Eye And a Route for a Route
- Bruckner's Boogie
- Winnin' Time
- Point of No Return
- Unknown Crack Right
- Drano
- Granulator, The
- School Daze
- Herman
- Imelda's New Shoes
- The Refrigerator - Left Side
- Marcos
- James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
- Power Back
- Slidin' In and Out of Grace
- Salted Crocodile Rinds
- Tumor Circus
- Phil E. Pino
- Jumpin' Jimmy Jones Jams Java at Josh
- One Size Does Not Fit All
- Mad Cow Disease
- The Melon Cracker
- Celine
- Horney Goat Weed
- Run from Your Wife
- Drop Out
- Drop on By
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Chestwig
- Lean on Me
- Couldn't Wait
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Pile In The Sky
- Toxic Avenger
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Woody's Variation
- Gaucho and Crusader
- Kachina
- Flared Bear
- Bats with Aids (aka Woof Woof)
- The Right Stuff
- Flaring Rhoid
- Steppin Out
- Asia Carrera
- Spy Eye
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Cruelty To Animals
- One Nut Needed
- The Rainmaker
- Adult Books
- Buttered Chicken
- Uncle Anesthesia
- Jody
- Make or Break Flake
- Roofing Company
- Skimpy Skampi
- One Pop, No Stop
- Return of the Chuckwalla
- Swain-Buckey
- Crash Course
- Under A Raging Moon
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Pell Mel
- Bedtime For Democracy
- The Power of Now
- Fage
- Unknown
- Mustang Ranch
- The Booger Man
- Short Cut
- Mesopotamia
- Oversight
- Rick's Solo
- Moan, eh?
- Gem Nabors
- North Face of The Eiger
- A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
- Six-Pack Crack
- Strain Gauge
- Yabo Phone Home
- Burrito Crossing
- Nip And Tuck
- Jemimagina
- Freeway Jam
- Funky President
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Dora The Explorer
- The Trouble With Tribbles
- Treadmark Left
- The Beating Heart
- Holly Device
- Single Cat Leg (aka Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?)
- Horror-zontal Terror-verse
- Black Ice
- The Last Resort
- Man from Uncle
- Pyornkrachzark
- Roam
- Halloweenis
- Winterlude
- Wren's Nest
- Too Thin For Poodles
- Mortarfied
- Pachyderms to Paradise
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Muffin Head
- The Red Obelisk (aka Boogers on a Lampshade)
- Feeling Groovy
- First Eleven
- Left Sawdust Crack
- No Guts, No Glory
- Team Scumbag
- Cole-Gordon Offwidth
- Satchmo, The
- Oozing for Pleasure
- What's Left
- Beef and Bean
- Bumpus Hell
- Hesitation Blues
- The Man on the Tor
- Stone Hinge
- Hurly Burly
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Baby Tool
- Slim Pickings
- Sole Food
- Roark
- Pop Rocks
- Cuban Sandwich
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- What's Hannen
- Tres Fun
- 3 Ring Circus
- Sen Blen
- One For The Road
- The Bilderberg Conference
- Through the Looking Glass
- Barnie Rubble
- 1B1RP
- Freriks Is A Daddy
- The Opportunist
- Preying Mantles
- Wired
- Pain is an Emotion
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Overheard
- Let It All Hang Out
- Todd Couple, The
- Whispers
- The Screaming Poodle
- Major Creative Effort
- Spaghetti Sauce Sunset
- Blood on the Tracks
- I'm a local
- Unsent
- Frank's Wild Years
- Cosmic Dance of Sheba
- Vote Often
- Burst the Bubble
- Ben
- La Bella Katchina
- Barn Door, Right
- Atari
- Step 'n Out
- Village Green
- Return of the Blob
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Farting Horse
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Cut Thin to Win
- Tiny Terra
- Too Wide to Trot
- Aging Hippie Crack
- Rei Momo
- Question, The
- Short Crack
- Zebra Dihedral
- The Bluff
- Nitwit
- Fall from Grace
- Christmas Tree Arete
- Cactus Pricks
- I Had a Dream
- Birdland
- I Love my Marine, Direct
- Swagger
- The Castrum
- Undercover
- Axe of Dog
- Tucker-Powell
- Hinterstoisser Traverse, The
- Roof, the
- Death On The Nile
- El Rey
- Hawkward
- Caramel Crunch
- If You Really Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Turkey
- Jimmy Biggerstaff
- Tails of Poodles
- Left Beetle Crack
- Right Beetle Crack
- The Da Vinci Code
- The Golden One
- Tourette's Syndrome
- Exiled
- Orgasmatron, The
- Nuclear Waste
- Magnetic North
- Delusions
- Just Drive, She Said
- 5 Barmaids in My Pocket
- Power to the People
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- Nonprofit Crack
- Nuclear Waste
- 42N8 One
- New Day Yesterday
- Clean Crack
- Wide World Of Sports
- Muffin Bandits
- Ape Man Hop
- R.D. Memorial
- The Arraignment
- Ham & Swiss (aka B.L.T.)
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Lips Like Sugar
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- Desperado
- Against the Grain
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- The Gay Germans
- Hurricane
- Tube Steak
- Rhoid Warrior
- Two Stage
- Cowabunga
- Overlooked
- At Last
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Baconator
- The Beltsander
- Chihuahua
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Leaving Las Vegas
- Krystal Ball
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Vermicious Knids
- Col. Flagg
- Fur
- Desperado
- You're the One For Me, Fatty
- Wetmore
- Wrap That Rascal
- Rock Wren
- Burnt Marshmallow
- Not A Hogan
- The Lumberjack
- Raise Your Right Hand
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- Tidbit
- End Of The Line
- Oral Sturgeon
- B-Movie
- Blow the Scro
- Crimpergirl
- Let's Get Physical
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Scattered Remains
- A Bridge Too Far
- Listening Wind
- The Goldigger
- High Plains Drifter
- Beaver Tail
- Prickly Pare
- Feeding Frenzy
- Ground Ron
- Love Goat, The
- You'll Rattle on This One!
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Farewell Ambassador
- Death of a Decade
- Gumby Poindexter
- North Dakota Big Wall Problem
- Tooth Beaver
- Rogue Robots
- The Nymph's Voice
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Molar Crack
- The Three Amigos
- Quaking Oats
- Nice and Steep and Elbow Deep
- Making Wind
- Hog Trough
- Square Headache
- Bucket Bronco
- Colocado Crack
- 211
- Wounded Knee
- The Cracken
- The Podium of Indecision
- Where Sheep Shit
- Camo Corner
- Defoliation
- Ash Gordon
- Insolvent
- Solstice
- Minor Detour
- Thomas Crapper
- Schlock Therapy
- Stimpy
- Jack Grit
- Unknown
- Open Container
- The Hourglass
- Bike Across America
- Don's Crack
- Solar Oven
- Like it or Lump it
- Lively Up Yourself Homer
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Broken Wing
- Wannabe Route
- Librarian Lust
- Dodo's Delight
- Gypsy
- Ceroots of the Gods
- Spider in the Drain
- Mushroom Crack
- Military Industrial Complex
- Ooby Dooby
- Worth Bagley Dihedral
- Standard Poodle Route
- Bunking Bronkos
- Punish the Mosquito
- 80 Proof Roof
- War Games
- Frontal Logranity
- Wrath Of St. Valentine, The
- Blue Diamond (aka Shock to the System)
- A-Jill-Ity
- Power Drop
- Graduate and Don't Look Back
- The Forsaken Mein-Key
- Route 1202
- Garden Path
- Daze of Who
- Hunky Dory
- Over & Out
- The Accidental Purist
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Fuzz Bumper
- Phineas P. Phart
- Aliens Ate My Buick
- No Place for a Puritan
- Power Shopping
- Thumbs Up
- Morongo Child
- The Orc
- Wait Until Dark
- Decepticon
- Slam Dance
- Half A Route
- Handsaw
- Grandpa Gander
- Land of the Long White Cloud
- Hot Tub of Death
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- Unknown
- Blue Nubian
- Peace Pipe
- Cuatro Manos
- Not for Loan
- Don Genaro Crack
- Awesome Betty
- Good Grief
- Burn Out
- The Shark Fin
- Slanta Claus Center
- The Lizard of Ahhs
- Czech Crack
- Coming Up Short
- Gash, The
- Waltz for Debby
- Give a Mouse a Cookie
- Blinded Me With Science
- Blackheart
- Turtle Days
- Bloody Tax Break
- Three Burner Stove
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Jump Start
- The Song Remains the Same
- Goolabunga
- Barbara Bush
- Sparky
- War Crimes
- Left Baskerville Crack
- Big Gulp
- Rickets And Scurvy
- Foreign Legion
- The Key Crack
- Puss Boy
- Marital Sin
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Mouthful of Gank
- Walker Spur
- Hands Away
- The Gettysburger
- Scrambled Legs
- Calling All Swidgets
- Gordo Started It
- Meth Mart
- Nittany Lion
- Blizzard
- Chili Dog
- White Dopes on Punk
- Cunning Route
- Jarhead Central
- Dehorned Unicorn
- Carnage
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Nolina Crack
- Unfriendly Hands
- The Maw
- Psychocandy
- Visual Nightmare
- Three Bolts Closer To Divorce
- Garden Angel
- Cactus Dog
- Cosmic Debris
- Oddjob
- Legolas
- Harry Rag
- Cherry Bomb
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Copulator
- Lions And Tigers And Bears
- Dirty Dancing
- Red Crack, The
- Labyrinth
- Control
- Leachy Nuts
- Burning Man
- Dry Lake
- Riff Raff Roof
- Ceremony
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Slip Slidin' Away
- Jim Cruise
- Jughead
- Hot Knife
- The Bruiser
- Genuine Cowhide
- Not Just another Pretty Face
- Paper or Plastic?
- Battle of Britain (aka Penelope Street)
- Love and Rockets
- Pete's Handful
- Mystic Teflon
- Distant Episode
- Squid Of My Desire
- Start Trundling
- Take a Seat
- Short Stop
- Gunks West
- Mrs. Magoo
- Not Forgotten
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Mud Dog
- Bloody Knuckles
- Stress Puppet
- Fusion Without Integrity
- On the Nob
- Napkin of Shame
- Just Stop It
- Doin' Life
- All Redheads Smell
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Holden On
- Catch A Falling Car
- Moose Baby
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Fitzroy Was Here
- Ice Climbing
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Billy Barty Crack
- That
- Modern Jazz
- Dimpled Chad
- Pinyon Crack
- Sound Asleep
- C Sharp Roof
- Perennial Favorite
- Born in a Barn
- Barn Dance
- Underdog
- Tumbling Dice
- Little Lieback
- In The Pit
- Pullups to Pasadena
- Fists of Fury
- Absolute Zero
- Shakin' the Shirts
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Trident
- Deviate
- Possessed by Elvis
- Skinwalker
- Howard's Horror, Direct
- Raven's Reach
- Blue Monday
- Groove Avoidance System
- Eddie Haskel Takes Manhatten
- The Mad Men
- We Never Get the Girls
- The Donkey
- Nestle's Crunch
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Cornerstone, The
- Hour of Power
- Left Lizard Crack
- Too Loose to Trek
- Tales of Powder
- Fortune Cookie
- Fantasy of Light
- Fully Fledged
- The Block
- Biscuit Eater
- Holy Cross
- El Smear or Land
- M & M's Peanut
- Gait of Power
- Laura Scudders
- Bittersweet
- Cherry Blossom