Other Routes in Palmreader Wall Rock Climbing
Mystic Teflon
2.0/4
A 45-foot long Trad route rated 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
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