Other Routes in Teepee Rock Rock Climbing
Tortoise Skeleton Crack
2.1/4
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Probably slab features
Almost certainly no chimney features
Almost certainly no overhang features
Definitely crack features
Routes similar to Tortoise Skeleton Crack
- Bird of Fire
- Exorcist
- Tax Man
- Ace of Spades
- Touch and Go
- Heart and Sole
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Perfect Fingers
- Popular Mechanics
- Room To Shroom
- High Strung
- Prepackaged
- Pope's Crack
- The Flake
- Colorado Crack
- Loose Lady
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Head Over Heals
- Overseer
- Rock Candy
- Tossed Green
- North Overhang
- Apparition
- Cakewalk
- Dazed and Confused
- Diamond Dogs
- Dogleg
- Invisibility Lessons
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Western Saga
- 200 Motels
- Gem
- Crack 5
- Crack 6
- Chalk Up Another One
- Campfire Girl (Half Route)
- Totally Tubular
- Modern Warfare
- Orphan
- Nobody Walks in LA
- Continuum
- Catch A Falling Star
- Sexy Grandma
- Alice in Wonderjam
- Deep Throat
- Tumbling Rainbow
- Spanish Bayonet
- Split Personality
- Young Lust
- Blues Brothers
- Watanobe Wall
- Championship Wrestling
- Roan Way
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Euthyphro
- Back Up Singers
- Dummy's Delight
- Nurn's Romp
- Bambi Meets Godzilla
- Super Roof
- Leave it to Crusher
- Overseer Direct
- Squeeze Play
- Strawberry Jam
- Wild Wind
- Feltonian Physics
- No Calculators Allowed
- Hands Off
- Flawless Fissure
- Get Right or Get Left (aka Addams Family)
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Amanda
- Tax Evasion
- Jumar of Flesh
- Boulder Dice
- Honey
- Hop Sing
- Norwegian Wood
- Untamed World
- Hot Crystals
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- K2R
- Spitwad
- Escape to Queen Mountain
- Smithereens
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Right Crack
- Six-Gun by My Side
- The Crawdad
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Headstone Crack Left
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- It
- Blood and Cuts
- Grounder
- Original Route (aka Jake Off)
- Santa Cruz
- Private Eye
- Touche Away
- Hit it Ethel
- The Snatch
- Dinky Doinks
- Kemosabe and Tonto
- Sitting Here in Limbo
- Palmreader
- Playing Hooky
- Aftermath
- The Flue
- Savwafare Ist Everywhere
- Take Five
- Count on Your Fingers
- Don't Think Twice
- Youth Run Wild
- Bummerang
- Portal
- Smooth as Silk
- Possum Pie
- Breaking Bad
- Bung Hole
- Bad Lizards
- Eine Dicke Frau
- Burke's Solo
- Blow
- Lateralus
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- La Reina
- One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Treasure
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Brevis Arbor Fragor
- Damper
- Full Day Runner
- Highway 62
- Zondo's Perks
- Credibility Gap
- Boulder Dash
- Circus, Circus
- Fat Free
- R.M.L.
- Horny Corner
- Fun Stuff
- Teething Toy
- Rich And Famous
- Eye of Horus
- Hernie, Hernie, Hernie
- Buster Brown
- Funky Dung
- Arturo's Special
- Summer School
- Quaking Has-Beens
- Prom Queen
- Troglodyte Crack
- Mingo's Route
- Who's Next
- Vorpal Sword
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Exfoliation Confrontation
- Six Finger Fist
- Tom Plumb
- 1-800-Dentist
- I'd Slap You But Shit Splatters
- At Your Pleasure
- Isotope
- Planet X
- Circe Direct
- Roller Coaster
- Jack the Ripper
- Friend Eater
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Broken Glass
- Comes Around
- Kidney Boy
- Sore Loserman
- Dead Man's Hand
- Warthog variation
- River Phoenix
- Never Shake a Baby
- Didn't Your Mama Ever Tell You About A Stranger's Bolts
- Wind Burn
- Teckno Sporran
- I Blew My Hole
- Fit For a King
- Electralux
- Cashews Will Be Eaten
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- Too Obvious
- Coyote Corner
- Kublai Khan
- Kublai Corner
- In And Out
- [Redacted]
- Closed on Mondays
- Lovey (aka Whale of a Time)
- Female Mud Massacre
- Short But Sweet
- Teddy
- The Caterpillar
- Through the Looking Glass
- Beautiful Dreamer (aka Gullywog)
- Moubit
- Worthy of It
- Slots A Fun
- Restoration & Repair (R&R)
- Rick Rockwell
- The Humidor
- Keith's Cruise
- Anniversary Special
- Hammer and Chain
- My First First
- Desert Senna
- Roofing Company
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Knockout
- Little Big Man
- Large and In Charge
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Heavy Gold
- Hobo Chang Ba
- Beam Aboard
- Beak Crack
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Indian Wars
- Chestwig
- Dike Up-Route
- Fire Glove, The
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Tasgrainian Devil
- The Awfulwidth
- The Lone Ranger
- Boo Boo Pumps You Up
- Quite Reasonable
- For Whom the Poodle Tolls
- Chosen Family
- Welfare Mothers, Drugs, and Speed
- Toxic Avenger
- Miles Away From Ordinary
- Power Back
- Smoke-a-Bowl
- I Taught I Saw A Puddy Cat
- Woody's Variation
- More Funky Than Junky
- Moosecat
- Ant Farm
- Stop Trundling
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Bubbalicious
- Tumor Circus
- Atreyu
- Toto's Canine Hot Lunch
- Fissure Of Fish
- Tucson Bound
- Unknown
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Clamming at the Beach
- Mother's Little Helper
- The Beating Heart
- Spacely Sprockets
- Cat Walk
- The Booger Man
- Bob's Peace Prize
- Women in Peril
- Cosmosis
- Irresponsibility Lessons
- Weird Wall Right
- Short Cut
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Mike Hunt
- Hand Lotion
- Trowel and Error
- Winnin' Time
- Funkadelic
- Gesslerburg
- Parliament
- Soma
- Handygland
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Frostline
- Unknown Crack Center
- Unknown Crack Left
- Unknown Crack Right
- Seriously Shady
- Drano
- Edchada
- Herman
- Dandelion
- From Tuolumne with Love
- Pinched Rib
- Steamboat Willie
- Robocop
- Sanctify Yourself
- Wayne's World
- Misha's Madness
- Pocket Veto
- The Power of Now
- Bush Eviction
- Skull Poke
- Save the Ales
- Yipes! Stripes!
- Dos Peros Negros
- Gas Jockey
- Corner N' Crack
- Burrito Crossing
- Screw the Pooch
- Nip And Tuck
- Vanishing Desert
- Pitch Black
- Storm Riders (aka The Answer)
- Rim Marsinkus
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- The Melon Cracker
- Silent But Deadly
- Wide Ride
- Treadmark Left
- Grab My Sac For A Toy
- Carmania
- Hibiscus Shuffle
- My Love Affair with a Wheelbarrow
- Buddy Holly
- Vajayjay
- Drop Out
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Gnatty Dread
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- The Mormon Sleepover
- Kachina
- Student Body
- Wild Goose Chase
- Steppin Out
- Spy Eye
- Rain of Terror
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Dangling Digit
- Letdown, The
- Matt Gay
- Drop on By
- Blitzo Crack
- Buck
- Jojoba Crack
- Couldn't Wait
- Alligator Tears
- The Dungeon
- I-Go-Go-E
- Blame It On Cain
- Excuuuse Me
- Mike Fink
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Riders On The Storm
- E. B. Bon Homme
- Friendly Fists
- Where Janitors Dare
- Marcos
- Phil E. Pino
- Cruelty To Animals
- Jack the Chimney
- Short but Sweet
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Odysseus' Shuffle
- Oversight
- Night Gallery
- Bean Oil
- Rick's Solo
- Hat Trick
- Moan, eh?
- Walk on the Steep Side
- The Allen Steck Memorial Route
- Headstone Crack Right
- Spot Craft
- Traditional Crack
- Gem Nabors
- Looney Tunes
- North Face of The Eiger
- Up and Right, Love
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Jody's Acoustic Crack
- So close but yet so Yeti
- Junior Well's
- Bobcat
- Cat Scratch Fever
- Hello Kitty
- Nine Lives
- Mr. Bunny Vs. Six Unknown Agents
- Background Noise
- Mr. T
- Glad Hander
- The Druids
- My Favorite Martian
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- 42N8 One
- New Day Yesterday
- DMB, The
- Clean Crack
- Flaming Doobries
- Undercling Bypass
- 1B1RP
- The Opportunist
- Preying Mantles
- Ticket To Nowhere
- The Matisse Falcon
- Swing Shift
- Acupuncture
- Okja Found
- Progressive Lizard
- Arturo's Arete
- Beef and Bean
- Left Crack
- For A Few Swidgets More
- Swidgeteria, The
- Lost My Shirt
- Sole Food
- Urban Redevelopment
- Indecision 2000
- Runaway Truck Ramp
- 3 Ring Circus
- Spiderbaby
- Double Crux
- South Face Route
- Rings Around Your Danus
- Unknown 1979
- Have a Ball
- Krystal Ball
- Testicle Festival
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Col. Flagg
- Custer's Last Stand
- Caterpillar
- Esplanade Bike Trail
- Pluton Splendor
- Squirty
- Lung Butter
- Wetmore
- Hand In My Pocket
- Unsent
- Buddy Rocks
- Santa's Magic Lap
- Treadmark Right
- Leap of Faith
- Biological Clock
- Hesitation Blues
- Euthenics
- MZM (Maria Zink Memorial)
- Cuban Sandwich
- Barn Door, Right
- Groveling Gringos
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Odds And Sods
- Baby Tool
- Broke Back Burke
- Bumpus Hell
- Mucus Lover
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Wet Bones
- English Opening
- We are all Pawns
- Sharon Stone
- Karoosh's Wedding Crack
- Tooth Beaver
- The Nymph's Voice
- Unrequited Love
- RT60
- Sabine Equation
- White Noise
- Bakersfield
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Bearded Oyster
- Mummy Dearest
- Practice Crack #1
- Practice Crack #4
- Wildkirchli
- Alfalfa
- Quaking Oats
- From Here To Infirmary
- Mr. Bunny Quits
- Just Another New Wave Route
- Mata Hari
- The Gropinator
- Hog Trough
- Absolutely Slabulous
- Carlos
- Preggers Can't Be Boozers
- Square Headache
- Bucket Bronco
- Kill Them All and Let God Sort Them Out
- Blues for the Red Sun
- Wounded Knee
- It's Good To Be King
- Neptune
- Becky's Buttress
- Bad Brains
- Ice Cream for Crow
- Short Crack
- Zebra Dihedral
- Dr. Corby's Discovery
- Tick Attack
- Wicked Witch of the West
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Pleasure Principle
- Rei Momo
- Volvo Station Wagon
- Jack Grit
- Precious Jewell
- Agoraphobia
- Don's Crack
- Crack B
- Primal Flake
- Finger Locks or Cedar Box
- Caramel Crunch
- Where Brownies Dare
- Randy
- Ape Man Hop
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Quivering Lips
- Death of a Decade
- Gaucho Marx
- Ten Years After
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Gumby Poindexter
- Paranetium
- Midnight Dreamer
- Charlton Heston is My President
- Mother Trucker
- Thomas Crapper
- Sabina
- Wanna Bong
- Spirit Of The Dead
- Stimpy
- No-Name Crack
- Short Story (aka White Torpedo)
- Rehab
- Like it or Lump it
- Right Double Feature Crack
- A Trip to the Tip
- Open Container
- Death March
- Monster Magnet
- Snaggletooth
- Trundle Cracks
- Toto Meets the Bighorn
- Walking the Dog
- Keeping the Dragon At Bay
- Mutterers
- Other Voices
- Overheard
- Blood on the Tracks
- Idiot Wind
- Satchmo, The
- Anthrax
- Poetry In Motion
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Swatchbuckler
- Right S Crack
- Super Cheap
- Silver Surfer
- Fatal Flaw
- Life In The Fat Lane
- Boulder Crack
- Ditch Witch
- Charing Cross Hospital
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Bank Note Blues
- I'm a local
- Major Creative Effort
- Through the Looking Glass
- One For The Road
- Outward Bound Slab Route
- Tres Fun
- Finger in a Blender
- Meter Maid
- Sunny Delight
- R.D. Memorial
- Homowack
- The Arraignment
- Jamburger
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Sinagar
- The Critic
- Chicken Bones
- Desperado
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- Lazy Maritimer
- Return of the Mimmster
- Sunset Strip
- Cottage Cheese
- Overlooked
- Ghost Dancing
- Sheet Bends
- Oh Shit, It's My Dog
- At Last
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- The Liver is Evil and Must Be Punished
- Half Time
- Planetary Motion
- Golden Years
- Man's Best Friend
- Rock Wren
- Space Walk
- Suspect Rock
- American Express
- Downpour
- Live From Tasmania
- Lurleen Quits
- Duck, Duck, Goose
- Nuke the Whales
- We'll Get Them Little Pricks (aka Cunning Linquist)
- Prime Cut
- It's Cracked Up To Be
- Not A Hogan
- King Tubby
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- Desert Queen
- End Of The Line
- Eat Beluga
- Alleuz, Didideu
- Blow the Scro
- Crimpergirl
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Prozac Crack
- A Bridge Too Far
- Thin Is In
- Walt's Solo
- Love Goat, The
- Fuzzy Energy
- The Snake
- Tia
- Tia's Delight
- The Card Sharp
- Comp
- Pair of Jacks
- Rich Bitch
- Fun with a Gun
- Axe of Dog
- Range Wars
- Death On The Nile
- Undercover
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- Cole-Evans
- Don't Quit Stitching
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Jo Mama
- Wailing Sax
- Return of the Blob
- Safety in Solitude
- Swagger
- The Hit
- Unknown (Peyote) Chimney
- Hanging Turd of Babylon
- Gang Grain
- Whole Grain Goodness
- Youth groups need to climb too
- Alpentine
- Boot Failure
- Little Brown Eye
- Midweek Crisis
- The Castrum
- Cloth Ears
- Step 'n Out
- Herd Instinct
- Dorothy Goes To Jail
- In Memory of Elizabeth Tortoise
- The Cracken
- Old is a Three Letter Word
- Thin Spin
- Used Gear Salesman
- Dig the well, Build The Cabin
- Camo Corner
- Defoliation
- South Swell
- City H
- Ash Gordon
- Mighty Mouse
- Minor Detour
- Team Scumbag
- False Prophet
- Eat Berthas Muscles
- Another Quaalude For Elvis
- Big Brother
- La Bella Katchina
- Monkey Gone to Heaven
- Music Box
- Jedi Mimmster
- Broken Bits
- Fat Freddie's Escape
- Elroy Was Here
- Dirty Surprise
- Junkshow Express
- Hand Wobler Delight
- Small World
- Garden Angel
- My Senior Project
- Banquet
- Scrabble Marathons
- Awesome Betty
- Leaden the Rock
- Ravens Do Nasty Things To My Bottom
- Perhaps
- Oh God, It's My Boss
- A Farewell to Poodles
- Puss Boy
- Fusion Punk
- Stood Up
- Coming Up Short
- Learn Quick or Die
- White Line Fever
- Math
- Calgary Stampede
- Bitter Brew
- Riff Raff Roof
- Sparky
- Solo
- Toe the Line
- High Plains Drifter
- Thrash or Crash
- Margarita Crack
- Only Outlaws Have Guns
- Don Genaro Crack
- What a Joke
- Power Shopping
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- Wuthering Heights
- Morituri Te Salutamus
- 976
- Glow in the Dark
- Capital Gains
- Poodle-oids from The Deep
- War Crimes
- Phelp's Chevrolet
- A Last Cigarette Senor?
- 3rd Class It
- Oddjob
- Poon
- Psycho Groove
- Schwee
- Eff Eight
- Warm Beer
- Visual Nightmare
- Sakreteligious
- Hatfield Arete
- Lookout Crack
- Jughead
- The Three Musketeers
- Sugar Daddy
- Cactus Dog
- The Llama
- Oral Sex Bozeman
- Slanta Claus Center
- Lust We Forget
- Excitable Boy
- War Games
- Handcuffs
- Tales of Brave Ulysses
- Dirty Dancing
- Daredevil
- The Goat
- Cosmic Debris
- Atomic Wedgie
- Thrown to the Dogs
- Half A Route
- Little Old Lady
- Ooby Dooby
- SW Face
- Beer Belly Blues
- n00bulator (aka Pathetic Face)
- Frontal Logranity
- Big Gulp
- Psychocandy
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Snow Falls
- Gash, The
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Jump Start
- Jamming for Juliana
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Filthy Rich
- Pepasan
- Peabody's Peril
- The Reverend
- Corn Dog
- Leachy Nuts
- False Rat Ledge
- Into The Black
- George Clinton Funked Me
- Dental Hygiene
- Raging Intensity
- Mother of All Poodles
- We Dive At Dawn
- The Sound of One Shoe Tapping
- Tofu the Dwarf
- Third World
- Thin Air
- Butterfingers Make Me Horny
- Harder They Fall, The
- Cricket
- Fuzz Bumper
- Monkey Business
- Oh Pinyon Crack
- Left S-Crack
- AC/DC
- Uncertainty Principle
- Super Key
- Waiting For The Sun
- Cranny
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Red Crack, The
- Nolina Crack
- Eraserhead
- Wilted Flower Children
- All-reet Arete
- Chicken Mechanics
- Hands Away
- Treasure Island
- Grain Death
- Walker Spur
- The Cryptologists
- Up and Down
- Serf City
- Your Tomb or Mine?
- Planet Y
- Suzie's Lip Cheeze
- Labyrinth
- Decepticon
- The Renter
- Route Canal
- Mouthful of Gank
- Sunday Afternoon
- Hot Tub of Death
- Hot Tubs From Hell
- Season Opener
- Span-nish Fly
- Dance without Sleeping
- Blue Nubian
- The Gymbag
- Skoal
- Autopia
- Harry Rag
- Enter the Dragon
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Hard Science
- Garden Path
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Chick Hern
- Gropler Zorn
- The Flamboyant Arrow
- Thumbs Up
- Librarian Lust
- Bad Cop, No Donut
- Gypsy
- Copulator
- Flat Tire
- Blizzard
- Lurch
- Opus Dihedral
- Chili Dog
- White Dopes on Punk
- Reach Around Cop
- False Classic Corner (aka The Case Of The Missing Nolina)
- Crack 63
- Meth Mart
- Mr. Michael goes to Washington
- Calling All Swidgets
- Stains of the Stars
- Just Another Roadside Attraction
- Baby Rattler (aka In the Green Room)
- Czech Crack
- Yaborrhea
- Cunning Route
- Vulgar Boot Men
- Volga Boat Men
- Rye Not
- Citizen Fish
- Hope and Glory
- Waltz for Debby
- Sendero Luminoso
- Short but Potent
- Breaking Point
- Military Industrial Complex
- Save the Last Stance for Me
- Rites of Spring
- Secret Treaties
- Route 1202
- Dangers of Conformity
- Channel Surfer
- The Jungle (aka Apocalypse Now)
- Ren
- More Hustle Than Muscle
- Metabolic Frolic
- Bunking Bronkos
- Daze of Who
- Weasels on Drugs Climbed up my Bunghole (aka Richard Gere Crack)
- The Accidental Purist
- Phineas P. Phart
- Hunky Dory
- The Orc
- Flustered
- Rhino Bucket
- Old Hornington
- Dodo's Delight
- Flower Power
- Doin' Life
- Exit Stage Right
- Psoriasis
- Hunkloads to Hermosa
- Mad Hatter, The
- X-Rated Tits
- Finger Food
- Chocolate Chips (aka Omaha Beach)
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Hollow Point
- Ice Climbing
- Lucky Lady
- Bite Me
- Porky's Excellent Adventure
- Grand Cayman
- Green Mansions
- Poodle in Shining Armor
- Owatafooliam
- Top 40 To Middle Toilet
- Slot Machine
- Snnfchtt
- Think And Grow Rich
- Lumping Fat Jennie
- Tonto and the Great White Leader
- Hang Ten
- Hot Knife
- R. A. F.
- Ass of Dog
- Which Bitch
- Non-Decumbent Destiny
- Ironsides
- The Morning After
- Pete's Handful
- Tumbling Dice
- M & Ms Plain
- Mud Dog
- Kickoff
- Alto
- Nobody's Right Mind
- Planetismal
- Underdog
- Casual
- Zinging in the Grain
- Ninny's Revenge
- Doke
- Chilkoot Sam
- Genuine Cowhide
- Paper or Plastic?
- Panama Canal
- Bombay
- Calcutta
- A Fistful of Poodles
- The Vacation Boge
- Start Trundling
- Slab Rats
- Nature Walk
- Furthest Right S Crack
- Spoodle
- The Haberdashery
- Route 182
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Belly Flop
- Made in the Shade
- Short Stop
- Stardust Memories
- Bradley
- Where's Baldo?
- Holden On
- Legal Briefs
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- The Horse
- Don't Look A Gift Frog In The Mouth
- Footloose
- Joan Jetson
- Conservative Policies
- I Love Brian Piccolo
- Steeped T
- Skeleton in My Closet
- Stress Puppet
- Bad Water
- Pizza Pizza
- Out Of The Wind
- Call of the West
- Reggie
- Stolen Christmas
- Michael
- Mrs. Magoo
- Charles In Charge (aka Who's on First)
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Coyote Crack
- Generic Route
- Mosaic
- I'm Already Bored with the New Millennium
- Chicken Poop
- Immaculate Conception
- Swiss Cheese
- Little Lieback
- Jack of Hearts
- The Little Big Man
- Perennial Favorite
- In The Pit
- Barn Dance
- Solar Flare
- Fists of Fury
- The Fabulous T. Gordex Cracks
- Little Evil
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Mommy Dearest
- Dead Reckoning
- Negasaurus
- My Friends Treat Me Like a Mushroom
- Anointed Seagull
- Barn Door, Left
- Grumpy
- Party in the West
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Crank Queenie
- False Tumbling Rainbow
- Highstep
- Are We Ourselves
- Leader's Fright
- Nolan Ryan
- Blue Nun
- Goldilocks
- Spider's Web
- Momma Spider
- Alligator Lizard
- I Dress My Self
- Chicken Pox Leave Bad Scars
- Over The Hill
- Chile Willie
- Heathcliff
- Working Overtime
- An Eye to the West
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Never Grow Up
- The Dharma Bums
- The Nose in a Day
- Tuna and Cheese
- We Never Get the Girls
- Masochism
- Yei-Bei-Chei Crack
- Do Rein Me
- The Mad Men
- Groove Avoidance System
- Take Two, They're Small
- Tofutti
- Fiendish Fists
- Mush Puppies
- Enforcer, The
- Jane Pauley
- Rat Ledge
- Straight Flush
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Bilbo
- Dance On a Dragon's Back
- Shardikawoopoopie
- The Donkey
- Which Witch
- Deviate
- Two Our Surprise
- W. A. C.
- Raven's Reach
- Snail Away
- Nobody Walks In LA
- Bouncer
- Poodle Jive
- Heart Slab
- Pfundt's Folly
- Fluff Boy
- Secondary Inspection
- Roman Pretzel
- Caligula
- Weathering Frights
- Go For Broke
- Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
- Bonglett, The
- Kickin' Bach
- Cementary
- Fully Fledged
- Peculiar Taste Buds
- Fender Bender
- Tabby Litter
- The Face of Tammy Faye
- Flake and Bake
- Cornerstone, The
- Thomson Roof
- The Block
- Bubba's Tourist Trap
- Aleister Crowley (aka Brew 102)
- Bryant Gumbel
- Holy Cross
- Curbside
- Biscuit Eater
- Rock & Roll Girl
- Wise Crack
- The Chessboard
- Grain Surplus
- Siamese
- Ulysses' Bivouac
- Boris The Spider
- Lizard Skin (aka Blue Belly)
- Gomer Pile
- Rust in Peace
- Fantasy of Light
- Right Sawdust Crack
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Fortune Cookie
- Hour of Power
- Celebrated Beast
- Hot Tub Honey
- I Am Not A Crook
- Parental Guidance Suggested
- Bakersfield Bomb
- Just Another Crack from LA
- Bloodymir
- Right Lizard Crack
- Wallaby Crack
- Pony Express
- Ranger J.B.
- Spider
- Right Peyote Crack
- Middle Peyote Crack
- M & M's Peanut
- Square Root
- Klettervergnugen
- Don't Touch That Flake
- The Old Man and the Poodle
- Cherry Blossom
- Limited Partnership
- Bleu Plate Especial
- True Grit
- Tender Flakes of Wrath