Other Routes in Cap Rock - South Face Rock Climbing
Eat Berthas Muscles
2.2/4
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
Routes similar to Eat Berthas Muscles
- Bird of Fire
- Heart and Sole
- Touch and Go
- Tax Man
- Exorcist
- Ace of Spades
- Perfect Fingers
- Popular Mechanics
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Room To Shroom
- High Strung
- Loose Lady
- Prepackaged
- Pope's Crack
- Colorado Crack
- Rock Candy
- Overseer
- Head Over Heals
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- North Overhang
- Tossed Green
- Apparition
- Cakewalk
- Dazed and Confused
- Western Saga
- Dogleg
- Diamond Dogs
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Invisibility Lessons
- Campfire Girl (Half Route)
- Chalk Up Another One
- Crack 5
- Crack 6
- Alice in Wonderjam
- Deep Throat
- Orphan
- Sexy Grandma
- Super Roof
- Dummy's Delight
- Nobody Walks in LA
- Bambi Meets Godzilla
- Modern Warfare
- Watanobe Wall
- Championship Wrestling
- Young Lust
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Spanish Bayonet
- Roan Way
- Euthyphro
- Tumbling Rainbow
- Continuum
- Split Personality
- Blues Brothers
- No Calculators Allowed
- Flawless Fissure
- Wild Wind
- Boulder Dice
- Tax Evasion
- Get Right or Get Left (aka Addams Family)
- Jumar of Flesh
- Strawberry Jam
- Leave it to Crusher
- Squeeze Play
- Overseer Direct
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Amanda
- Touche Away
- Private Eye
- It
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Untamed World
- Headstone Crack Left
- Honey
- Norwegian Wood
- Kemosabe and Tonto
- Spitwad
- K2R
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Savwafare Ist Everywhere
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Right Crack
- Escape to Queen Mountain
- The Crawdad
- Aftermath
- Blood and Cuts
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Playing Hooky
- Grounder
- Santa Cruz
- The Snatch
- Sitting Here in Limbo
- Credibility Gap
- Buster Brown
- Zondo's Perks
- Boulder Dash
- Damper
- Teething Toy
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- R.M.L.
- Bad Lizards
- Effigy Too
- Horny Corner
- Unknown 2
- One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Treasure
- Rich And Famous
- Brevis Arbor Fragor
- Circus, Circus
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- Broken Glass
- Highway 62
- Never Shake a Baby
- Don't Think Twice
- I'd Slap You But Shit Splatters
- River Phoenix
- Dead Man's Hand
- Wind Burn
- Exfoliation Confrontation
- Blow
- Kidney Boy
- Teckno Sporran
- Warthog variation
- Vorpal Sword
- Eine Dicke Frau
- Burke's Solo
- Didn't Your Mama Ever Tell You About A Stranger's Bolts
- Bung Hole
- Portal
- Lateralus
- Tom Plumb
- Isotope
- Who's Next
- Quaking Has-Beens
- Prom Queen
- Summer School
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Hiss the Mark
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Fat Free
- Six Finger Fist
- Count on Your Fingers
- La Reina
- Sore Loserman
- Friend Eater
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Treadmark Left
- Buddy Holly
- Dos Peros Negros
- Gas Jockey
- Burrito Crossing
- Pitch Black
- Student Body
- Nip And Tuck
- The Mormon Sleepover
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Rim Marsinkus
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- Vajayjay
- Hibiscus Shuffle
- My Love Affair with a Wheelbarrow
- Tumor Circus
- Cosmosis
- School Daze
- Gnatty Dread
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Kachina
- Steppin Out
- Spy Eye
- Rain of Terror
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Power Back
- Blitzo Crack
- Phantom Tollbooth
- The Dungeon
- Mike Fink
- Excuuuse Me
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Riders On The Storm
- E. B. Bon Homme
- Friendly Fists
- Hammer and Chain
- Marcos
- Coyote Corner
- Jody's Acoustic Crack
- Phil E. Pino
- Skull Poke
- My First First
- Silent But Deadly
- [Redacted]
- Chestwig
- Pinched Rib
- Unknown Crack Center
- Unknown Crack Left
- Unknown Crack Right
- Drano
- Herman
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Little Fireman
- Steamboat Willie
- North Face of The Eiger
- Looney Tunes
- Gem Nabors
- Wayne's World
- Moan, eh?
- Rick's Solo
- Oversight
- Odysseus' Shuffle
- Bush Eviction
- Roofing Company
- Moubit
- Knockout
- Gesslerburg
- Handygland
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Frostline
- I Taught I Saw A Puddy Cat
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Slots A Fun
- Dandelion
- Fage
- Misha's Madness
- Unknown
- The Power of Now
- Clamming at the Beach
- Too Obvious
- Cat Walk
- The Booger Man
- The Posse
- Women in Peril
- Irresponsibility Lessons
- Short Cut
- Hand Lotion
- In And Out
- Winnin' Time
- Pocket Veto
- Closed on Mondays
- Through the Looking Glass
- Horney Goat Weed
- The Melon Cracker
- Corner N' Crack
- Atreyu
- Falling Rock
- Bean Oil
- Jojoba Crack
- Fissure Of Fish
- Mike Hunt
- Stop Trundling
- Matt Gay
- Storm Riders (aka The Answer)
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Slap and Tickle
- Electralux
- More Funky Than Junky
- Smoke-a-Bowl
- Kublai Khan
- For Whom the Poodle Tolls
- Lovey (aka Whale of a Time)
- Boo Boo Pumps You Up
- Trowel and Error
- The Beating Heart
- The Lone Ranger
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Fire Glove, The
- Beak Crack
- Beam Aboard
- Hobo Chang Ba
- Heavy Gold
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- Chosen Family
- Large and In Charge
- Little Big Man
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Rick Rockwell
- Short But Sweet
- The Humidor
- Toxic Avenger
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Miles Away From Ordinary
- Traditional Crack
- From Tuolumne with Love
- Headstone Crack Right
- Woody's Variation
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Female Mud Massacre
- Teddy
- I Blew My Hole
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Moosecat
- Short but Sweet
- Cruelty To Animals
- Alligator Tears
- Couldn't Wait
- Fit For a King
- Drop on By
- Drop Out
- Alfalfa
- At Last
- Quaking Oats
- A Bridge Too Far
- Zebra Dihedral
- Thin Is In
- From Here To Infirmary
- Wounded Knee
- Love Goat, The
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Rei Momo
- Farewell Ambassador
- Rehab
- Stimpy
- Death of a Decade
- Short Crack
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- Ten Years After
- Bad Brains
- Pleasure Principle
- Gumby Poindexter
- Ape Man Hop
- Midnight Dreamer
- Thomas Crapper
- Tooth Beaver
- The Nymph's Voice
- Unrequited Love
- Mr. Bunny Quits
- Bucket Bronco
- Fresno
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Ulnar Nerve
- Becky's Buttress
- Rock Wren
- Disobedience School
- Just Another New Wave Route
- Wicked Witch of the West
- Man's Best Friend
- Jack Grit
- Suspect Rock
- American Express
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Absolutely Slabulous
- The Liver is Evil and Must Be Punished
- Hand Wobler Delight
- Broken Bits
- Live From Tasmania
- 1B1RP
- Golden Years
- Nuke the Whales
- Frank's Wild Years
- Elroy Was Here
- Carlos
- Prime Cut
- Practice Crack #1
- It's Cracked Up To Be
- Not A Hogan
- Sheet Bends
- Preying Mantles
- King Tubby
- Oh Shit, It's My Dog
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- Practice Crack #4
- Dirty Surprise
- Square Headache
- End Of The Line
- The Gropinator
- Mother Trucker
- Eat Beluga
- Dr. Corby's Discovery
- Hog Trough
- Alleuz, Didideu
- Blow the Scro
- Crimpergirl
- The Opportunist
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Santa's Magic Lap
- Primal Flake
- Finger Locks or Cedar Box
- Junior Well's
- Bobcat
- Cat Scratch Fever
- Hello Kitty
- Magnetic North
- Mr. T
- Glad Hander
- My Favorite Martian
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- 42N8 One
- New Day Yesterday
- DMB, The
- Clean Crack
- Flaming Doobries
- Where Brownies Dare
- Desperado
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- Sunset Strip
- Cottage Cheese
- Overlooked
- Okja Found
- Progressive Lizard
- Beef and Bean
- Left Crack
- For A Few Swidgets More
- Swidgeteria, The
- Lost My Shirt
- Sole Food
- Runaway Truck Ramp
- 3 Ring Circus
- South Face Route
- Rings Around Your Danus
- Unknown 1979
- Have a Ball
- Krystal Ball
- Testicle Festival
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Col. Flagg
- Custer's Last Stand
- Caterpillar
- Esplanade Bike Trail
- Pluton Splendor
- Lung Butter
- Wetmore
- Unsent
- Leap of Faith
- Biological Clock
- Hesitation Blues
- Cuban Sandwich
- Barn Door, Right
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Odds And Sods
- Baby Tool
- Bumpus Hell
- Mucus Lover
- Oozing for Pleasure
- We are all Pawns
- Sharon Stone
- Karoosh's Wedding Crack
- The Snake
- Tia's Delight
- Alpentine
- Boot Failure
- The Castrum
- Cloth Ears
- Step 'n Out
- The Cracken
- Old is a Three Letter Word
- Dig the well, Build The Cabin
- Camo Corner
- Defoliation
- South Swell
- Ash Gordon
- Mighty Mouse
- Minor Detour
- Music Box
- Gaucho Marx
- Wanna Bong
- Short Story (aka White Torpedo)
- Hurly Burly
- Other Voices
- Overheard
- Blood on the Tracks
- Satchmo, The
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Right S Crack
- Silver Surfer
- Life In The Fat Lane
- Charing Cross Hospital
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Bank Note Blues
- I'm a local
- Major Creative Effort
- Keeping the Dragon At Bay
- Through the Looking Glass
- One For The Road
- Tres Fun
- Finger in a Blender
- Meter Maid
- Sunny Delight
- R.D. Memorial
- Homowack
- The Arraignment
- Jamburger
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Sinagar
- The Critic
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- The Card Sharp
- Rich Bitch
- Axe of Dog
- Death On The Nile
- Undercover
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- Cole-Evans
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Wailing Sax
- Return of the Blob
- Safety in Solitude
- Swagger
- Hanging Turd of Babylon
- Team Scumbag
- False Prophet
- Another Quaalude For Elvis
- La Bella Katchina
- Caramel Crunch
- Unknown
- A Trip to the Tip
- Open Container
- Death March
- Snaggletooth
- Precious Jewell
- Agoraphobia
- Don's Crack
- Like it or Lump it
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Hatfield Arete
- Ooby Dooby
- Frontal Logranity
- Pepasan
- Tofu the Dwarf
- Flustered
- Snow Falls
- George Clinton Funked Me
- Dental Hygiene
- Rhino Bucket
- Oddjob
- Channel Surfer
- Excitable Boy
- Oh Pinyon Crack
- Super Key
- Puss Boy
- Bunking Bronkos
- Sendero Luminoso
- Capital Gains
- Dirty Dancing
- Math
- Little Old Lady
- Corn Dog
- Big Gulp
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Peabody's Peril
- Route 1202
- War Crimes
- The Maw
- Psychocandy
- White Line Fever
- Visual Nightmare
- Lust We Forget
- Fusion Punk
- Thin Air
- Sparky
- Psycho Groove
- Uncertainty Principle
- Garden Angel
- My Senior Project
- Perhaps
- Rites of Spring
- Save the Last Stance for Me
- Thrash or Crash
- Glow in the Dark
- Mouthful of Gank
- Suzie's Lip Cheeze
- The Three Musketeers
- Sugar Daddy
- Walker Spur
- Daredevil
- Hands Away
- Metabolic Frolic
- Filthy Rich
- Leachy Nuts
- Secret Treaties
- Jughead
- Bad Cop, No Donut
- Old Hornington
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Enter the Dragon
- Awesome Betty
- Don Genaro Crack
- Phelp's Chevrolet
- A Last Cigarette Senor?
- Morituri Te Salutamus
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- 976
- Poodle-oids from The Deep
- A Farewell to Poodles
- Ravens Do Nasty Things To My Bottom
- Scrabble Marathons
- Harder They Fall, The
- Third World
- Jamming for Juliana
- Beer Belly Blues
- Half A Route
- Tortoise Skeleton Crack
- Thrown to the Dogs
- Atomic Wedgie
- Wuthering Heights
- Power Shopping
- Hunky Dory
- Daze of Who
- Grain Death
- The Cryptologists
- Your Tomb or Mine?
- Planet Y
- Decepticon
- The Renter
- Hot Tub of Death
- Blue Nubian
- Czech Crack
- Waltz for Debby
- Eraserhead
- Route Canal
- Sunday Afternoon
- Harry Rag
- Copulator
- Baby Rattler (aka In the Green Room)
- Labyrinth
- Red Crack, The
- Autopia
- The Jungle (aka Apocalypse Now)
- The Accidental Purist
- Phineas P. Phart
- The Orc
- Dodo's Delight
- Cactus Dog
- Cosmic Debris
- Sakreteligious
- Tales of Brave Ulysses
- Military Industrial Complex
- Chili Dog
- Thumbs Up
- Handcuffs
- Chicken Mechanics
- Gypsy
- Riff Raff Roof
- Opus Dihedral
- Blizzard
- Cunning Route
- Nittany Lion
- Schwee
- War Games
- The Llama
- Librarian Lust
- Stains of the Stars
- Meth Mart
- Banquet
- Calling All Swidgets
- The Flamboyant Arrow
- High Plains Drifter
- Rye Not
- Leaden the Rock
- Gropler Zorn
- Slanta Claus Center
- Learn Quick or Die
- Solo
- Skoal
- Gash, The
- White Dopes on Punk
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Short but Potent
- Coming Up Short
- Nolina Crack
- Only Outlaws Have Guns
- Breaking Point
- Jump Start
- Treasure Island
- Over & Out
- Fuzz Bumper
- Garden Path
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- The Horse
- Legal Briefs
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Don't Look A Gift Frog In The Mouth
- Squid Of My Desire
- Barn Dance
- Barn Door, Left
- Pizza Pizza
- Snnfchtt
- Lumping Fat Jennie
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Not Forgotten
- Mrs. Magoo
- Tonto and the Great White Leader
- Highstep
- Jack of Hearts
- Perennial Favorite
- Solar Flare
- Doin' Life
- Stolen Christmas
- Call of the West
- Doke
- Genuine Cowhide
- The Little Big Man
- Charles In Charge (aka Who's on First)
- Coyote Crack
- Immaculate Conception
- Little Evil
- Little Lieback
- Holden On
- Paper or Plastic?
- Billy Barty Crack
- Alto
- Slot Machine
- Top 40 To Middle Toilet
- Mud Dog
- Hang Ten
- Hot Knife
- R. A. F.
- Ironsides
- Ass of Dog
- Underdog
- Tumbling Dice
- Ninny's Revenge
- False Tumbling Rainbow
- Bite Me
- Chilkoot Sam
- Casual
- Negasaurus
- Pete's Handful
- I Love Brian Piccolo
- Think And Grow Rich
- Reggie
- In The Pit
- Made in the Shade
- Stardust Memories
- M & Ms Plain
- Bradley
- Belly Flop
- Which Bitch
- Nobody's Right Mind
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Exit Stage Right
- Footloose
- All Redheads Smell
- Short Stop
- Planetismal
- Spoodle
- Joan Jetson
- Start Trundling
- The Vacation Boge
- Finger Food
- Mommy Dearest
- Flower Power
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Fists of Fury
- Stress Puppet
- Ice Climbing
- Grumpy
- Ten Conversations at Once
- X-Rated Tits
- Hunkloads to Hermosa
- Psoriasis
- Yei-Bei-Chei Crack
- Bilbo
- The Mad Men
- Never Grow Up
- Secondary Inspection
- We Never Get the Girls
- Poodle Jive
- Groove Avoidance System
- An Eye to the West
- I Dress My Self
- Alligator Lizard
- Momma Spider
- The Nose in a Day
- Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
- Over The Hill
- The Donkey
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Dance On a Dragon's Back
- Rat Ledge
- Take Two, They're Small
- Do Rein Me
- Mush Puppies
- Enforcer, The
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Goldilocks
- Weathering Frights
- Raven's Reach
- Shardikawoopoopie
- Caligula
- Working Overtime
- Two Our Surprise
- Deviate
- Rock & Roll Girl
- Wise Crack
- Kickin' Bach
- Bubba's Tourist Trap
- Cornerstone, The
- Biscuit Eater
- Thomson Roof
- Celebrated Beast
- Hour of Power
- Holy Cross
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Rust in Peace
- Cementary
- Fully Fledged
- Fortune Cookie
- The Block
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Boris The Spider
- Fantasy of Light
- Gomer Pile
- Just Another Crack from LA
- Bloodymir
- Right Lizard Crack
- Middle Peyote Crack
- M & M's Peanut
- Don't Touch That Flake
- Bittersweet
- Klettervergnugen
- Gait of Power
- Cherry Blossom
- Bleu Plate Especial
- True Grit
- Tender Flakes of Wrath