Other Routes in Cap Rock - South Face Rock Climbing
Eat Berthas Muscles
2.2/4
A 60-foot long Trad route rated 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
Routes similar to Eat Berthas Muscles
- Bird of Fire
- Exorcist
- Heart and Sole
- Touch and Go
- Ace of Spades
- Tax Man
- Popular Mechanics
- Perfect Fingers
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- High Strung
- Room To Shroom
- Loose Lady
- Pope's Crack
- Prepackaged
- Colorado Crack
- Rock Candy
- Overseer
- Head Over Heals
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Apparition
- North Overhang
- Tossed Green
- Cakewalk
- Dazed and Confused
- Dogleg
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Western Saga
- Diamond Dogs
- Invisibility Lessons
- Chalk Up Another One
- Crack 6
- Campfire Girl (Half Route)
- Crack 5
- Championship Wrestling
- Watanobe Wall
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Blues Brothers
- Euthyphro
- Roan Way
- Continuum
- Split Personality
- Young Lust
- Spanish Bayonet
- Dummy's Delight
- Modern Warfare
- Nobody Walks in LA
- Deep Throat
- Orphan
- Sexy Grandma
- Bambi Meets Godzilla
- Tumbling Rainbow
- Alice in Wonderjam
- Super Roof
- Overseer Direct
- Squeeze Play
- Wild Wind
- No Calculators Allowed
- Strawberry Jam
- Leave it to Crusher
- Amanda
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Jumar of Flesh
- Flawless Fissure
- Tax Evasion
- Boulder Dice
- Get Right or Get Left (aka Addams Family)
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- The Crawdad
- Escape to Queen Mountain
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Right Crack
- Spitwad
- K2R
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Aftermath
- The Snatch
- Sitting Here in Limbo
- Touche Away
- Honey
- Private Eye
- Untamed World
- Savwafare Ist Everywhere
- Kemosabe and Tonto
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Blood and Cuts
- Santa Cruz
- Playing Hooky
- It
- Norwegian Wood
- Headstone Crack Left
- Grounder
- Unknown 2
- I'd Slap You But Shit Splatters
- Didn't Your Mama Ever Tell You About A Stranger's Bolts
- Never Shake a Baby
- Warthog variation
- Portal
- Circus, Circus
- One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Treasure
- Lateralus
- La Reina
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- River Phoenix
- Teckno Sporran
- Eine Dicke Frau
- Sore Loserman
- Burke's Solo
- Prom Queen
- Hiss the Mark
- Isotope
- Who's Next
- Tom Plumb
- Friend Eater
- Six Finger Fist
- Summer School
- Quaking Has-Beens
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Broken Glass
- Credibility Gap
- Dead Man's Hand
- Damper
- Wind Burn
- Effigy Too
- Brevis Arbor Fragor
- Exfoliation Confrontation
- Kidney Boy
- Rich And Famous
- Highway 62
- Vorpal Sword
- Don't Think Twice
- Bad Lizards
- Zondo's Perks
- Boulder Dash
- Buster Brown
- Fat Free
- R.M.L.
- Blow
- Horny Corner
- Count on Your Fingers
- Teething Toy
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- Bung Hole
- Misha's Madness
- Wayne's World
- The Melon Cracker
- Electralux
- Fit For a King
- I Blew My Hole
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Female Mud Massacre
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Pocket Veto
- My First First
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Horney Goat Weed
- The Power of Now
- Frostline
- Matt Gay
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Chestwig
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Little Fireman
- Fage
- Chosen Family
- Toxic Avenger
- Miles Away From Ordinary
- Short But Sweet
- Woody's Variation
- The Beating Heart
- Moosecat
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- The Humidor
- Trowel and Error
- Falling Rock
- Unknown
- Stop Trundling
- Little Big Man
- Large and In Charge
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- Bean Oil
- Clamming at the Beach
- More Funky Than Junky
- Smoke-a-Bowl
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- For Whom the Poodle Tolls
- Heavy Gold
- Storm Riders (aka The Answer)
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Boo Boo Pumps You Up
- Hobo Chang Ba
- Beam Aboard
- Cat Walk
- The Lone Ranger
- Beak Crack
- The Booger Man
- Fire Glove, The
- Women in Peril
- Irresponsibility Lessons
- Short Cut
- Jojoba Crack
- Atreyu
- Mike Hunt
- Hand Lotion
- Slap and Tickle
- Winnin' Time
- Dandelion
- From Tuolumne with Love
- Fissure Of Fish
- Pinched Rib
- Unknown Crack Center
- Unknown Crack Left
- Unknown Crack Right
- Drano
- Gesslerburg
- Herman
- Handygland
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- Closed on Mondays
- I Taught I Saw A Puddy Cat
- Corner N' Crack
- Steamboat Willie
- Headstone Crack Right
- Kublai Khan
- Cosmosis
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Lovey (aka Whale of a Time)
- Drop Out
- Drop on By
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Teddy
- Couldn't Wait
- Short but Sweet
- Cruelty To Animals
- Through the Looking Glass
- Alligator Tears
- The Posse
- Too Obvious
- In And Out
- Rick Rockwell
- Bush Eviction
- Moubit
- Roofing Company
- [Redacted]
- Knockout
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Traditional Crack
- Slots A Fun
- Excuuuse Me
- Vajayjay
- Rim Marsinkus
- Riders On The Storm
- Secondhand Gatorade
- School Daze
- Welcome to Indian Country
- E. B. Bon Homme
- Friendly Fists
- Looney Tunes
- The Mormon Sleepover
- Mike Fink
- Student Body
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Marcos
- Nip And Tuck
- North Face of The Eiger
- Coyote Corner
- Rain of Terror
- Hibiscus Shuffle
- My Love Affair with a Wheelbarrow
- Buddy Holly
- Jody's Acoustic Crack
- Treadmark Left
- Phil E. Pino
- Dos Peros Negros
- Kachina
- Spy Eye
- Odysseus' Shuffle
- Oversight
- Burrito Crossing
- Gnatty Dread
- Rick's Solo
- Steppin Out
- Moan, eh?
- Power Back
- Silent But Deadly
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Tumor Circus
- Gas Jockey
- Blitzo Crack
- Gem Nabors
- Skull Poke
- Hammer and Chain
- The Dungeon
- Phallograph
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Pitch Black
- Santa's Magic Lap
- Mighty Mouse
- Leap of Faith
- Biological Clock
- Ash Gordon
- Hesitation Blues
- Bumpus Hell
- Baby Tool
- Cuban Sandwich
- Odds And Sods
- Barn Door, Right
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Mr. T
- Junior Well's
- Glad Hander
- My Favorite Martian
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- South Swell
- 42N8 One
- New Day Yesterday
- Bobcat
- Defoliation
- DMB, The
- Clean Crack
- Flaming Doobries
- Where Brownies Dare
- 1B1RP
- The Opportunist
- Preying Mantles
- Camo Corner
- Dig the well, Build The Cabin
- Old is a Three Letter Word
- Okja Found
- The Cracken
- Progressive Lizard
- Tia's Delight
- Beef and Bean
- The Snake
- Left Crack
- Magnetic North
- For A Few Swidgets More
- Swidgeteria, The
- Lost My Shirt
- Sole Food
- Runaway Truck Ramp
- Cat Scratch Fever
- 3 Ring Circus
- Karoosh's Wedding Crack
- Sharon Stone
- South Face Route
- Hello Kitty
- Rings Around Your Danus
- Unknown 1979
- Have a Ball
- Krystal Ball
- Testicle Festival
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Col. Flagg
- Custer's Last Stand
- Caterpillar
- Esplanade Bike Trail
- Pluton Splendor
- We are all Pawns
- Lung Butter
- Wetmore
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Mucus Lover
- Minor Detour
- Unsent
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Zebra Dihedral
- Dr. Corby's Discovery
- Wicked Witch of the West
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Pleasure Principle
- Rei Momo
- Mother Trucker
- Thomas Crapper
- Stimpy
- Bank Note Blues
- Blood on the Tracks
- I'm a local
- Major Creative Effort
- Keeping the Dragon At Bay
- Through the Looking Glass
- One For The Road
- Tres Fun
- Finger in a Blender
- Meter Maid
- Sunny Delight
- R.D. Memorial
- Homowack
- The Arraignment
- Jamburger
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Sinagar
- Dirty Surprise
- Elroy Was Here
- The Critic
- Broken Bits
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- Frank's Wild Years
- Desperado
- Satchmo, The
- Short Crack
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- Sunset Strip
- Right S Crack
- Cottage Cheese
- Hurly Burly
- Silver Surfer
- Overlooked
- Rehab
- Sheet Bends
- Oh Shit, It's My Dog
- At Last
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- The Liver is Evil and Must Be Punished
- Other Voices
- Overheard
- Golden Years
- Man's Best Friend
- Rock Wren
- Suspect Rock
- American Express
- Live From Tasmania
- Nuke the Whales
- Life In The Fat Lane
- Prime Cut
- It's Cracked Up To Be
- Not A Hogan
- King Tubby
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- End Of The Line
- Eat Beluga
- Alleuz, Didideu
- Blow the Scro
- Crimpergirl
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- A Bridge Too Far
- Thin Is In
- Love Goat, The
- The Card Sharp
- Rich Bitch
- Hand Wobler Delight
- Charing Cross Hospital
- Axe of Dog
- Death On The Nile
- Undercover
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- Cole-Evans
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Wailing Sax
- Return of the Blob
- Safety in Solitude
- Swagger
- Jack Grit
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Hanging Turd of Babylon
- Bucket Bronco
- Wounded Knee
- Becky's Buttress
- Bad Brains
- The Nymph's Voice
- Gaucho Marx
- Wanna Bong
- Short Story (aka White Torpedo)
- Primal Flake
- Finger Locks or Cedar Box
- Ape Man Hop
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Farewell Ambassador
- Death of a Decade
- Ten Years After
- Gumby Poindexter
- Midnight Dreamer
- Tooth Beaver
- Caramel Crunch
- Unrequited Love
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Practice Crack #1
- Practice Crack #4
- Alfalfa
- Quaking Oats
- From Here To Infirmary
- Mr. Bunny Quits
- Just Another New Wave Route
- The Gropinator
- Hog Trough
- Absolutely Slabulous
- Carlos
- Square Headache
- Alpentine
- Boot Failure
- The Castrum
- Cloth Ears
- Step 'n Out
- Team Scumbag
- False Prophet
- Another Quaalude For Elvis
- La Bella Katchina
- Music Box
- Unknown
- A Trip to the Tip
- Open Container
- Death March
- Snaggletooth
- Precious Jewell
- Agoraphobia
- Don's Crack
- Like it or Lump it
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Your Tomb or Mine?
- The Maw
- Psychocandy
- White Line Fever
- Daze of Who
- Route 1202
- Visual Nightmare
- Lust We Forget
- Thin Air
- Hunky Dory
- Uncertainty Principle
- Garden Angel
- My Senior Project
- Perhaps
- Rites of Spring
- Save the Last Stance for Me
- Secret Treaties
- Metabolic Frolic
- Rhino Bucket
- Blue Nubian
- Channel Surfer
- Hot Tub of Death
- The Renter
- Decepticon
- Old Hornington
- Planet Y
- Banquet
- Leaden the Rock
- Military Industrial Complex
- Bunking Bronkos
- The Cryptologists
- Riff Raff Roof
- Sendero Luminoso
- High Plains Drifter
- Only Outlaws Have Guns
- Flustered
- Grain Death
- Oddjob
- Over & Out
- Skoal
- Treasure Island
- Chicken Mechanics
- Opus Dihedral
- Thumbs Up
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Garden Path
- Breaking Point
- Short but Potent
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Enter the Dragon
- Mouthful of Gank
- Suzie's Lip Cheeze
- Walker Spur
- Hands Away
- Stains of the Stars
- Calling All Swidgets
- Meth Mart
- Gypsy
- Librarian Lust
- The Flamboyant Arrow
- Gropler Zorn
- Nittany Lion
- Blizzard
- Chili Dog
- White Dopes on Punk
- Cunning Route
- Rye Not
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Nolina Crack
- Fuzz Bumper
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Jump Start
- The Llama
- Schwee
- War Games
- Leachy Nuts
- A Last Cigarette Senor?
- Peabody's Peril
- Phelp's Chevrolet
- Don Genaro Crack
- Hatfield Arete
- Jughead
- Awesome Betty
- Sparky
- Tales of Brave Ulysses
- Phineas P. Phart
- Handcuffs
- Pepasan
- The Accidental Purist
- Tofu the Dwarf
- Slanta Claus Center
- Harry Rag
- Coming Up Short
- Gash, The
- Psycho Groove
- Learn Quick or Die
- Solo
- Autopia
- Red Crack, The
- Thrash or Crash
- Glow in the Dark
- Sakreteligious
- Sunday Afternoon
- Czech Crack
- The Three Musketeers
- Sugar Daddy
- Labyrinth
- Excitable Boy
- Cactus Dog
- Baby Rattler (aka In the Green Room)
- Daredevil
- Copulator
- Waltz for Debby
- Bad Cop, No Donut
- Ooby Dooby
- Frontal Logranity
- Dirty Dancing
- Snow Falls
- Dodo's Delight
- Half A Route
- George Clinton Funked Me
- Beer Belly Blues
- Dental Hygiene
- Little Old Lady
- Tortoise Skeleton Crack
- Thrown to the Dogs
- Oh Pinyon Crack
- Atomic Wedgie
- Super Key
- Puss Boy
- Jamming for Juliana
- Fusion Punk
- Third World
- Capital Gains
- Harder They Fall, The
- Scrabble Marathons
- Eraserhead
- Ravens Do Nasty Things To My Bottom
- A Farewell to Poodles
- Math
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Corn Dog
- Cosmic Debris
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Poodle-oids from The Deep
- Wuthering Heights
- Power Shopping
- Big Gulp
- 976
- The Orc
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- Morituri Te Salutamus
- The Jungle (aka Apocalypse Now)
- Route Canal
- War Crimes
- Filthy Rich
- Short Stop
- I Love Brian Piccolo
- Chilkoot Sam
- Underdog
- Alto
- Ironsides
- Which Bitch
- Bradley
- Stardust Memories
- Made in the Shade
- Ninny's Revenge
- Mud Dog
- M & Ms Plain
- Tonto and the Great White Leader
- Not Forgotten
- Lumping Fat Jennie
- Snnfchtt
- Don't Look A Gift Frog In The Mouth
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Legal Briefs
- Holden On
- The Vacation Boge
- Start Trundling
- Spoodle
- All Redheads Smell
- Footloose
- Slot Machine
- Think And Grow Rich
- Hang Ten
- Hot Knife
- R. A. F.
- Ass of Dog
- Pete's Handful
- Nobody's Right Mind
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Mommy Dearest
- Finger Food
- Flower Power
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Ice Climbing
- Joan Jetson
- Planetismal
- Doke
- Doin' Life
- Tumbling Dice
- Paper or Plastic?
- Casual
- Belly Flop
- Bite Me
- Exit Stage Right
- Hunkloads to Hermosa
- Grumpy
- Top 40 To Middle Toilet
- Psoriasis
- Genuine Cowhide
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Stress Puppet
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- X-Rated Tits
- Pizza Pizza
- Reggie
- Little Evil
- Negasaurus
- Squid Of My Desire
- Perennial Favorite
- The Horse
- Mrs. Magoo
- Fists of Fury
- Stolen Christmas
- Call of the West
- Solar Flare
- Billy Barty Crack
- Highstep
- Barn Dance
- Charles In Charge (aka Who's on First)
- Immaculate Conception
- Barn Door, Left
- Coyote Crack
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Little Lieback
- In The Pit
- False Tumbling Rainbow
- The Little Big Man
- Jack of Hearts
- Shakin' the Shirts
- I Dress My Self
- Momma Spider
- Over The Hill
- Alligator Lizard
- Working Overtime
- An Eye to the West
- Goldilocks
- The Donkey
- The Nose in a Day
- Enforcer, The
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Deviate
- Raven's Reach
- Poodle Jive
- Secondary Inspection
- Bilbo
- Caligula
- Rat Ledge
- Shardikawoopoopie
- Weathering Frights
- Two Our Surprise
- Dance On a Dragon's Back
- Mush Puppies
- Groove Avoidance System
- Never Grow Up
- Yei-Bei-Chei Crack
- We Never Get the Girls
- Do Rein Me
- Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
- Take Two, They're Small
- The Mad Men
- Celebrated Beast
- The Block
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Hour of Power
- Bubba's Tourist Trap
- Rust in Peace
- Gomer Pile
- Fantasy of Light
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Fortune Cookie
- Boris The Spider
- Cornerstone, The
- Biscuit Eater
- Wise Crack
- Rock & Roll Girl
- Kickin' Bach
- Holy Cross
- Cementary
- Fully Fledged
- Thomson Roof
- M & M's Peanut
- Klettervergnugen
- Bittersweet
- Middle Peyote Crack
- Don't Touch That Flake
- Gait of Power
- Right Lizard Crack
- Just Another Crack from LA
- Bloodymir
- Bleu Plate Especial
- Cherry Blossom
- Tender Flakes of Wrath
- True Grit