Other Routes in Short Story Crag Rock Climbing
A 50-foot long Trad route rated 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
Routes similar to Short Story (aka White Torpedo)
- Bird of Fire
- Touch and Go
- Exorcist
- Heart and Sole
- Tax Man
- Ace of Spades
- Popular Mechanics
- Perfect Fingers
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- High Strung
- Room To Shroom
- Colorado Crack
- Pope's Crack
- The Flake
- Prepackaged
- Loose Lady
- Head Over Heals
- Overseer
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- Rock Candy
- Apparition
- Tossed Green
- North Overhang
- Cakewalk
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Western Saga
- Invisibility Lessons
- Dogleg
- Diamond Dogs
- Dazed and Confused
- 200 Motels
- Gem
- Chalk Up Another One
- Campfire Girl (Half Route)
- Crack 6
- Crack 5
- Nobody Walks in LA
- Super Roof
- Totally Tubular
- Dummy's Delight
- Modern Warfare
- Bambi Meets Godzilla
- Sexy Grandma
- Alice in Wonderjam
- Euthyphro
- Back Up Singers
- Continuum
- Split Personality
- Roan Way
- Spanish Bayonet
- Orphan
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Tumbling Rainbow
- Deep Throat
- Catch A Falling Star
- Blues Brothers
- Nurn's Romp
- Young Lust
- Watanobe Wall
- Championship Wrestling
- Amanda
- Come-n-Do-Me
- Jumar of Flesh
- Squeeze Play
- Leave it to Crusher
- Overseer Direct
- Feltonian Physics
- Wild Wind
- Flawless Fissure
- Get Right or Get Left (aka Addams Family)
- Strawberry Jam
- Tax Evasion
- Hands Off
- Boulder Dice
- No Calculators Allowed
- Smithereens
- Right Crack
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- Playing Hooky
- It
- Hop Sing
- Spitwad
- Escape to Queen Mountain
- K2R
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- Original Route (aka Jake Off)
- Kemosabe and Tonto
- The Flue
- Take Five
- Savwafare Ist Everywhere
- Sitting Here in Limbo
- The Snatch
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Norwegian Wood
- Hit it Ethel
- Hot Crystals
- Untamed World
- Headstone Crack Left
- Honey
- Blood and Cuts
- Palmreader
- Dinky Doinks
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- Grounder
- Santa Cruz
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Touche Away
- The Crawdad
- Private Eye
- Aftermath
- Jack the Ripper
- Circe Direct
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Breaking Bad
- Buster Brown
- Broken Glass
- Comes Around
- Sore Loserman
- Never Shake a Baby
- Hernie, Hernie, Hernie
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- Don't Think Twice
- Brevis Arbor Fragor
- Blow
- Wind Burn
- Possum Pie
- Didn't Your Mama Ever Tell You About A Stranger's Bolts
- Smooth as Silk
- Funky Dung
- Burke's Solo
- Circus, Circus
- Bummerang
- At Your Pleasure
- Isotope
- Roller Coaster
- Six Finger Fist
- Troglodyte Crack
- Rich And Famous
- Eye of Horus
- Arturo's Special
- Eine Dicke Frau
- Lateralus
- Bad Lizards
- La Reina
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Full Day Runner
- Summer School
- Youth Run Wild
- Portal
- Credibility Gap
- Tom Plumb
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Fat Free
- Damper
- Highway 62
- Who's Next
- One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Treasure
- Friend Eater
- Quaking Has-Beens
- Zondo's Perks
- Boulder Dash
- Count on Your Fingers
- R.M.L.
- Horny Corner
- Fun Stuff
- Teething Toy
- Bung Hole
- Prom Queen
- Dead Man's Hand
- Teckno Sporran
- Warthog variation
- Vorpal Sword
- Kidney Boy
- Planet X
- 1-800-Dentist
- River Phoenix
- I'd Slap You But Shit Splatters
- Mingo's Route
- Exfoliation Confrontation
- Up and Right, Love
- Traditional Crack
- Vanishing Desert
- Matt Gay
- Lovey (aka Whale of a Time)
- The Melon Cracker
- Headstone Crack Right
- Through the Looking Glass
- The Allen Steck Memorial Route
- Jojoba Crack
- Wide Ride
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Bean Oil
- Drop Out
- Yipes! Stripes!
- Drop on By
- Couldn't Wait
- Alligator Tears
- Where Janitors Dare
- Night Gallery
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Spot Craft
- Cruelty To Animals
- Short but Sweet
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Rick Rockwell
- Teddy
- Storm Riders (aka The Answer)
- Corner N' Crack
- Don't Think Just Jump
- The Caterpillar
- Dangling Digit
- Too Obvious
- Electralux
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Nip And Tuck
- Bob's Peace Prize
- More Funky Than Junky
- Fit For a King
- The Power of Now
- Tucson Bound
- Fire Glove, The
- Keith's Cruise
- I Taught I Saw A Puddy Cat
- Boo Boo Pumps You Up
- Rim Marsinkus
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Phallograph
- The Humidor
- Unknown
- North Face of The Eiger
- In And Out
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- Odysseus' Shuffle
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Looney Tunes
- Clamming at the Beach
- Gem Nabors
- I Blew My Hole
- Beam Aboard
- Moubit
- Little Big Man
- Worthy of It
- Chosen Family
- Dike Up-Route
- Toxic Avenger
- Miles Away From Ordinary
- Heavy Gold
- Cat Walk
- The Booger Man
- Female Mud Massacre
- Women in Peril
- Woody's Variation
- The Awfulwidth
- Restoration & Repair (R&R)
- Moan, eh?
- Irresponsibility Lessons
- Moosecat
- Smoke-a-Bowl
- Polly Wants A Crack
- The Lone Ranger
- Short Cut
- Large and In Charge
- Beak Crack
- Hobo Chang Ba
- Hat Trick
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- For Whom the Poodle Tolls
- Rick's Solo
- Short But Sweet
- Jack the Chimney
- [Redacted]
- Stop Trundling
- Beautiful Dreamer (aka Gullywog)
- Tasgrainian Devil
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Oversight
- Cashews Will Be Eaten
- Coyote Corner
- Dos Peros Negros
- Gas Jockey
- Ant Farm
- Bubbalicious
- Burrito Crossing
- Slots A Fun
- Closed on Mondays
- Winnin' Time
- Funkadelic
- Chestwig
- Parliament
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Pitch Black
- My First First
- Silent But Deadly
- Student Body
- Mother's Little Helper
- Skull Poke
- Quite Reasonable
- Unknown Crack Center
- Unknown Crack Left
- Unknown Crack Right
- Power Back
- Cosmosis
- Seriously Shady
- Drano
- Edchada
- Marcos
- The Mormon Sleepover
- Herman
- Phil E. Pino
- Weird Wall Right
- Grab My Sac For A Toy
- Welfare Mothers, Drugs, and Speed
- Robocop
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Spy Eye
- Steamboat Willie
- The Beating Heart
- Gesslerburg
- Handygland
- Screw the Pooch
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Wayne's World
- My Love Affair with a Wheelbarrow
- Frostline
- Hibiscus Shuffle
- Vajayjay
- Knockout
- Carmania
- Indian Wars
- Roofing Company
- Steppin Out
- Dandelion
- Treadmark Left
- Jody's Acoustic Crack
- Desert Senna
- Pinched Rib
- Trowel and Error
- From Tuolumne with Love
- Pocket Veto
- Bush Eviction
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Sanctify Yourself
- Letdown, The
- Anniversary Special
- Misha's Madness
- Tumor Circus
- Blitzo Crack
- Buck
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Atreyu
- Gnatty Dread
- Rain of Terror
- Buddy Holly
- Wild Goose Chase
- Fissure Of Fish
- Save the Ales
- Blame It On Cain
- Excuuuse Me
- Spacely Sprockets
- Soma
- Riders On The Storm
- E. B. Bon Homme
- Friendly Fists
- Kachina
- Mike Hunt
- Kublai Khan
- Kublai Corner
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Hammer and Chain
- The Dungeon
- Toto's Canine Hot Lunch
- Hand Lotion
- I-Go-Go-E
- Mike Fink
- Unknown 1979
- Volvo Station Wagon
- Junior Well's
- Bobcat
- Cat Scratch Fever
- Hello Kitty
- Nine Lives
- Mr. Bunny Vs. Six Unknown Agents
- Background Noise
- Mr. T
- Glad Hander
- The Druids
- My Favorite Martian
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- 42N8 One
- New Day Yesterday
- DMB, The
- Clean Crack
- Flaming Doobries
- Undercling Bypass
- Randy
- R.D. Memorial
- Homowack
- The Arraignment
- Jamburger
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Sinagar
- The Critic
- Chicken Bones
- Desperado
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- Lazy Maritimer
- Return of the Mimmster
- Sunset Strip
- Cottage Cheese
- Overlooked
- Ghost Dancing
- Spiderbaby
- Double Crux
- South Face Route
- Rings Around Your Danus
- Finger Locks or Cedar Box
- Have a Ball
- Krystal Ball
- Testicle Festival
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Col. Flagg
- Custer's Last Stand
- Caterpillar
- Esplanade Bike Trail
- Pluton Splendor
- Squirty
- Lung Butter
- Wetmore
- Hand In My Pocket
- Unsent
- Buddy Rocks
- Santa's Magic Lap
- Treadmark Right
- Leap of Faith
- Biological Clock
- Hesitation Blues
- Euthenics
- MZM (Maria Zink Memorial)
- Cuban Sandwich
- Barn Door, Right
- Groveling Gringos
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Odds And Sods
- Baby Tool
- Broke Back Burke
- Bumpus Hell
- Mucus Lover
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Wet Bones
- English Opening
- We are all Pawns
- Sharon Stone
- Karoosh's Wedding Crack
- Fuzzy Energy
- The Snake
- Tia
- Tia's Delight
- The Card Sharp
- Comp
- Pair of Jacks
- Rich Bitch
- Fun with a Gun
- Axe of Dog
- Range Wars
- Death On The Nile
- Undercover
- Roof, the
- Tucker-Powell
- Cole-Evans
- Don't Quit Stitching
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Jo Mama
- Wailing Sax
- Return of the Blob
- Safety in Solitude
- Swagger
- The Hit
- Unknown (Peyote) Chimney
- Hanging Turd of Babylon
- Gang Grain
- Whole Grain Goodness
- Youth groups need to climb too
- Alpentine
- Boot Failure
- Little Brown Eye
- Midweek Crisis
- The Castrum
- Cloth Ears
- Step 'n Out
- Herd Instinct
- Dorothy Goes To Jail
- In Memory of Elizabeth Tortoise
- The Cracken
- Old is a Three Letter Word
- Thin Spin
- Used Gear Salesman
- Dig the well, Build The Cabin
- Camo Corner
- Defoliation
- South Swell
- City H
- Ash Gordon
- Mighty Mouse
- Minor Detour
- Team Scumbag
- False Prophet
- Eat Berthas Muscles
- Another Quaalude For Elvis
- Big Brother
- La Bella Katchina
- Monkey Gone to Heaven
- Music Box
- Jedi Mimmster
- Broken Bits
- Fat Freddie's Escape
- Elroy Was Here
- Dirty Surprise
- Junkshow Express
- Hand Wobler Delight
- Becky's Buttress
- Ape Man Hop
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Death of a Decade
- Ten Years After
- Gumby Poindexter
- Paranetium
- Midnight Dreamer
- Tooth Beaver
- The Nymph's Voice
- Unrequited Love
- RT60
- Sabine Equation
- White Noise
- Bakersfield
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Bearded Oyster
- Mummy Dearest
- Practice Crack #1
- Practice Crack #4
- Wildkirchli
- Alfalfa
- Quaking Oats
- From Here To Infirmary
- Mr. Bunny Quits
- Just Another New Wave Route
- Mata Hari
- The Gropinator
- Hog Trough
- Absolutely Slabulous
- Carlos
- Preggers Can't Be Boozers
- Square Headache
- Bucket Bronco
- Kill Them All and Let God Sort Them Out
- Blues for the Red Sun
- Wounded Knee
- It's Good To Be King
- Neptune
- Bad Brains
- Ice Cream for Crow
- Short Crack
- Zebra Dihedral
- Dr. Corby's Discovery
- Tick Attack
- Wicked Witch of the West
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Pleasure Principle
- Rei Momo
- So close but yet so Yeti
- Small World
- Preying Mantles
- Blow the Scro
- Alleuz, Didideu
- Right S Crack
- Golden Years
- Man's Best Friend
- Rock Wren
- Charlton Heston is My President
- Super Cheap
- Eat Beluga
- Space Walk
- Suspect Rock
- American Express
- Agoraphobia
- Silver Surfer
- Precious Jewell
- Downpour
- Live From Tasmania
- Lurleen Quits
- End Of The Line
- Duck, Duck, Goose
- Fatal Flaw
- Nuke the Whales
- We'll Get Them Little Pricks (aka Cunning Linquist)
- Life In The Fat Lane
- Prime Cut
- It's Cracked Up To Be
- Not A Hogan
- Wanna Bong
- King Tubby
- Boulder Crack
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- Desert Queen
- Ditch Witch
- Walking the Dog
- Toto Meets the Bighorn
- Charing Cross Hospital
- Trundle Cracks
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Snaggletooth
- Monster Magnet
- Caramel Crunch
- Bank Note Blues
- Death March
- Open Container
- No-Name Crack
- I'm a local
- Major Creative Effort
- Keeping the Dragon At Bay
- Crack B
- Through the Looking Glass
- One For The Road
- Outward Bound Slab Route
- Tres Fun
- Finger in a Blender
- A Trip to the Tip
- Right Double Feature Crack
- Meter Maid
- Sunny Delight
- Rehab
- Where Brownies Dare
- Primal Flake
- 1B1RP
- The Opportunist
- Quivering Lips
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Ticket To Nowhere
- Mutterers
- The Matisse Falcon
- Jack Grit
- Other Voices
- Stimpy
- Spirit Of The Dead
- Swing Shift
- Overheard
- Acupuncture
- Okja Found
- Sabina
- Thomas Crapper
- Progressive Lizard
- Arturo's Arete
- Like it or Lump it
- Beef and Bean
- Mother Trucker
- Left Crack
- Blood on the Tracks
- For A Few Swidgets More
- Swidgeteria, The
- Lost My Shirt
- Sole Food
- Urban Redevelopment
- Indecision 2000
- Runaway Truck Ramp
- 3 Ring Circus
- Love Goat, The
- Idiot Wind
- Sheet Bends
- Satchmo, The
- Oh Shit, It's My Dog
- At Last
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Walt's Solo
- Anthrax
- The Liver is Evil and Must Be Punished
- Gaucho Marx
- Poetry In Motion
- Don's Crack
- Half Time
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Thin Is In
- Swatchbuckler
- A Bridge Too Far
- Prozac Crack
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- Planetary Motion
- Crimpergirl
- Flustered
- More Hustle Than Muscle
- Fusion Punk
- Excitable Boy
- Psycho Groove
- Poon
- Left S-Crack
- Sparky
- War Crimes
- Big Gulp
- Corn Dog
- Math
- Capital Gains
- Calgary Stampede
- Puss Boy
- Super Key
- AC/DC
- Oh Pinyon Crack
- Breaking Point
- Short but Potent
- Hard Science
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Enter the Dragon
- Span-nish Fly
- Mouthful of Gank
- Suzie's Lip Cheeze
- Walker Spur
- Hands Away
- Hope and Glory
- Yaborrhea
- Just Another Roadside Attraction
- Stains of the Stars
- Calling All Swidgets
- Meth Mart
- The Reverend
- We Dive At Dawn
- Awesome Betty
- Oh God, It's My Boss
- Bitter Brew
- Toe the Line
- Margarita Crack
- Don Genaro Crack
- Phelp's Chevrolet
- 3rd Class It
- A Last Cigarette Senor?
- Morituri Te Salutamus
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- 976
- Poodle-oids from The Deep
- A Farewell to Poodles
- Ravens Do Nasty Things To My Bottom
- Scrabble Marathons
- Cricket
- Harder They Fall, The
- Third World
- Jamming for Juliana
- n00bulator (aka Pathetic Face)
- Beer Belly Blues
- Half A Route
- Tortoise Skeleton Crack
- Thrown to the Dogs
- Atomic Wedgie
- Warm Beer
- Wuthering Heights
- Power Shopping
- The Jungle (aka Apocalypse Now)
- Ren
- Weasels on Drugs Climbed up my Bunghole (aka Richard Gere Crack)
- The Accidental Purist
- Phineas P. Phart
- The Orc
- Dodo's Delight
- Secret Treaties
- Rhino Bucket
- Channel Surfer
- Bunking Bronkos
- Sendero Luminoso
- Dangers of Conformity
- Route 1202
- Rites of Spring
- Save the Last Stance for Me
- Metabolic Frolic
- Thrash or Crash
- Tales of Brave Ulysses
- Handcuffs
- Monkey Business
- Pepasan
- Raging Intensity
- The Sound of One Shoe Tapping
- Tofu the Dwarf
- Psychocandy
- Volga Boat Men
- Butterfingers Make Me Horny
- White Line Fever
- Slanta Claus Center
- Coming Up Short
- Chicken Mechanics
- Gash, The
- Treasure Island
- Visual Nightmare
- Lust We Forget
- Stood Up
- Dirty Dancing
- Learn Quick or Die
- Solo
- Jughead
- Little Old Lady
- Glow in the Dark
- Eff Eight
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Lookout Crack
- The Three Musketeers
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Sugar Daddy
- Peabody's Peril
- Daredevil
- Into The Black
- Mother of All Poodles
- Ooby Dooby
- SW Face
- Frontal Logranity
- Thin Air
- Snow Falls
- Uncertainty Principle
- Garden Angel
- Banquet
- Leaden the Rock
- My Senior Project
- Perhaps
- False Rat Ledge
- George Clinton Funked Me
- Riff Raff Roof
- Dance without Sleeping
- High Plains Drifter
- Only Outlaws Have Guns
- Dental Hygiene
- Old Hornington
- Garden Path
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Thumbs Up
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Jump Start
- Chili Dog
- White Dopes on Punk
- Lurch
- Blizzard
- Flat Tire
- Gropler Zorn
- Mr. Michael goes to Washington
- The Flamboyant Arrow
- Librarian Lust
- Gypsy
- The Goat
- Cunning Route
- The Llama
- Military Industrial Complex
- Cosmic Debris
- Rye Not
- Citizen Fish
- Cactus Dog
- Schwee
- Waiting For The Sun
- Cranny
- Opus Dihedral
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- What a Joke
- Crack 63
- Nolina Crack
- Wilted Flower Children
- Skoal
- All-reet Arete
- Oral Sex Bozeman
- Fuzz Bumper
- Sakreteligious
- War Games
- False Classic Corner (aka The Case Of The Missing Nolina)
- Vulgar Boot Men
- Filthy Rich
- Leachy Nuts
- Hatfield Arete
- Hot Tubs From Hell
- Daze of Who
- Eraserhead
- Oddjob
- The Gymbag
- Blue Nubian
- Harry Rag
- Bad Cop, No Donut
- Copulator
- Hunky Dory
- Chick Hern
- Season Opener
- Autopia
- Baby Rattler (aka In the Green Room)
- The Renter
- Serf City
- Planet Y
- The Cryptologists
- Red Crack, The
- Hot Tub of Death
- Czech Crack
- Labyrinth
- Grain Death
- Up and Down
- Waltz for Debby
- Your Tomb or Mine?
- Decepticon
- Reach Around Cop
- Route Canal
- Sunday Afternoon
- Nolan Ryan
- Bad Water
- Mad Hatter, The
- Hunkloads to Hermosa
- Anointed Seagull
- Stress Puppet
- Psoriasis
- Grumpy
- Mommy Dearest
- Ten Conversations at Once
- X-Rated Tits
- Generic Route
- I'm Already Bored with the New Millennium
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Party in the West
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Exit Stage Right
- Route 182
- Short Stop
- Made in the Shade
- Chocolate Chips (aka Omaha Beach)
- Stardust Memories
- Bradley
- Charles In Charge (aka Who's on First)
- Little Lieback
- I Love Brian Piccolo
- Flower Power
- In The Pit
- Which Bitch
- Bite Me
- False Tumbling Rainbow
- Porky's Excellent Adventure
- Immaculate Conception
- Underdog
- Ironsides
- Alto
- Chilkoot Sam
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Reggie
- Michael
- Hollow Point
- Furthest Right S Crack
- The Vacation Boge
- Finger Food
- The Haberdashery
- Slab Rats
- Negasaurus
- Ice Climbing
- Grand Cayman
- Owatafooliam
- Lucky Lady
- Footloose
- Leader's Fright
- Nature Walk
- Are We Ourselves
- Fists of Fury
- Green Mansions
- Start Trundling
- Ninny's Revenge
- Poodle in Shining Armor
- Spoodle
- Pete's Handful
- Calcutta
- Tumbling Dice
- Barn Dance
- Slot Machine
- Jack of Hearts
- Non-Decumbent Destiny
- Steeped T
- Highstep
- Kickoff
- M & Ms Plain
- Mrs. Magoo
- Swiss Cheese
- Nobody's Right Mind
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Where's Baldo?
- Coyote Crack
- Mosaic
- Doin' Life
- Little Evil
- A Fistful of Poodles
- Top 40 To Middle Toilet
- Perennial Favorite
- Holden On
- The Horse
- Don't Look A Gift Frog In The Mouth
- Joan Jetson
- Hang Ten
- Hot Knife
- Chicken Poop
- R. A. F.
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Blue Nun
- Belly Flop
- Out Of The Wind
- Ass of Dog
- Crank Queenie
- Genuine Cowhide
- Mud Dog
- Doke
- Pizza Pizza
- Legal Briefs
- Conservative Policies
- Solar Flare
- Call of the West
- The Little Big Man
- Paper or Plastic?
- Stolen Christmas
- My Friends Treat Me Like a Mushroom
- Casual
- The Fabulous T. Gordex Cracks
- Zinging in the Grain
- Panama Canal
- Snnfchtt
- Think And Grow Rich
- Dead Reckoning
- Planetismal
- Lumping Fat Jennie
- The Morning After
- Bombay
- Tonto and the Great White Leader
- Skeleton in My Closet
- Barn Door, Left
- Go For Broke
- Heart Slab
- Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
- Rat Ledge
- Fluff Boy
- Pfundt's Folly
- Heathcliff
- Chicken Pox Leave Bad Scars
- W. A. C.
- Spider's Web
- Momma Spider
- Over The Hill
- The Nose in a Day
- Snail Away
- Nobody Walks In LA
- An Eye to the West
- Raven's Reach
- Deviate
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Straight Flush
- Caligula
- I Dress My Self
- Enforcer, The
- Chile Willie
- The Donkey
- Never Grow Up
- The Dharma Bums
- The Mad Men
- We Never Get the Girls
- Yei-Bei-Chei Crack
- Bouncer
- Secondary Inspection
- Bilbo
- Tuna and Cheese
- Groove Avoidance System
- Alligator Lizard
- Working Overtime
- Do Rein Me
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Take Two, They're Small
- Masochism
- Goldilocks
- Roman Pretzel
- Shardikawoopoopie
- Weathering Frights
- Which Witch
- Two Our Surprise
- Dance On a Dragon's Back
- Mush Puppies
- Jane Pauley
- Fiendish Fists
- Poodle Jive
- Tofutti
- Bryant Gumbel
- Curbside
- Lizard Skin (aka Blue Belly)
- Fender Bender
- Fully Fledged
- Kickin' Bach
- Rock & Roll Girl
- Hour of Power
- Aleister Crowley (aka Brew 102)
- Hot Tub Honey
- Thomson Roof
- Ulysses' Bivouac
- Celebrated Beast
- Boris The Spider
- Cementary
- The Block
- Flake and Bake
- The Face of Tammy Faye
- Peculiar Taste Buds
- Gomer Pile
- The Chessboard
- Wise Crack
- Tabby Litter
- Cornerstone, The
- Right Sawdust Crack
- Fantasy of Light
- Fortune Cookie
- Bonglett, The
- Bubba's Tourist Trap
- Biscuit Eater
- Holy Cross
- Siamese
- I Am Not A Crook
- Parental Guidance Suggested
- Rust in Peace
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Grain Surplus
- Ranger J.B.
- Pony Express
- Bloodymir
- Wallaby Crack
- Middle Peyote Crack
- Right Peyote Crack
- Spider
- M & M's Peanut
- Just Another Crack from LA
- Don't Touch That Flake
- Square Root
- The Old Man and the Poodle
- Bakersfield Bomb
- Right Lizard Crack
- Klettervergnugen
- Bleu Plate Especial
- Cherry Blossom
- Limited Partnership
- True Grit
- Tender Flakes of Wrath