Other Routes in Arid Piles - Southwest Face Rock Climbing
A 50-foot long Trad route rated 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Probably slab features
Probably chimney features
Probably overhang features
Almost certainly no crack features
Routes similar to I'd Slap You But Shit Splatters
- Bird of Fire
- Heart and Sole
- Tax Man
- Ace of Spades
- Exorcist
- Touch and Go
- Dangling Woo Li Master
- Popular Mechanics
- Perfect Fingers
- High Strung
- Room To Shroom
- Colorado Crack
- Pope's Crack
- Loose Lady
- Prepackaged
- Head Over Heals
- Overseer
- Rock Candy
- Caught Inside on a Big Set
- North Overhang
- Tossed Green
- Cakewalk
- Apparition
- Dogleg
- Invisibility Lessons
- Dazed and Confused
- Right Baskerville Crack
- Diamond Dogs
- Western Saga
- Chalk Up Another One
- Campfire Girl (Half Route)
- Crack 5
- Crack 6
- Deep Throat
- Alice in Wonderjam
- Silent Scream (aka Shock the Monkey)
- Roan Way
- Euthyphro
- Split Personality
- Spanish Bayonet
- Young Lust
- Modern Warfare
- Watanobe Wall
- Tumbling Rainbow
- Championship Wrestling
- Continuum
- Dummy's Delight
- Nobody Walks in LA
- Orphan
- Sexy Grandma
- Blues Brothers
- Super Roof
- Bambi Meets Godzilla
- Strawberry Jam
- Leave it to Crusher
- Overseer Direct
- Flawless Fissure
- Tax Evasion
- Jumar of Flesh
- Boulder Dice
- Squeeze Play
- Get Right or Get Left (aka Addams Family)
- Amanda
- Wild Wind
- Come-n-Do-Me
- No Calculators Allowed
- Kemosabe and Tonto
- Playing Hooky
- Brownies in Motion (aka Brownian Motion)
- Six-Gun by My Side
- Aftermath
- Headstone Crack Left
- Honey
- Untamed World
- Norwegian Wood
- Savwafare Ist Everywhere
- Blood and Cuts
- Escape to Queen Mountain
- K2R
- The Man Who Cried (AKA Julius Seizure)
- The Snatch
- Touche Away
- Sitting Here in Limbo
- It
- Private Eye
- Right Crack
- Grounder
- Spitwad
- Santa Cruz
- Hopelessly Trapped in the Vortex
- The Crawdad
- Sawdust and Peanut Shells
- River Phoenix
- Sore Loserman
- Tom Plumb
- Teckno Sporran
- Never Shake a Baby
- Bad Lizards
- Who's Next
- Didn't Your Mama Ever Tell You About A Stranger's Bolts
- Hiss the Mark
- Six Finger Fist
- Credibility Gap
- Warthog variation
- Bung Hole
- Broken Glass
- Unknown 2
- Circus, Circus
- Kidney Boy
- Vorpal Sword
- Fat Free
- Dead Man's Hand
- Exfoliation Confrontation
- The Reverend Dick Shook
- Brevis Arbor Fragor
- Buster Brown
- Count on Your Fingers
- One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Treasure
- Rich And Famous
- Betsy's Big Underwear
- Teething Toy
- Eine Dicke Frau
- Isotope
- Wind Burn
- Quaking Has-Beens
- Horny Corner
- Burke's Solo
- Highway 62
- Zondo's Perks
- Summer School
- Boulder Dash
- R.M.L.
- Mr. Bunny's Refund Check
- Portal
- Lateralus
- Prom Queen
- Blow
- Friend Eater
- Damper
- La Reina
- Don't Think Twice
- Duchess Pitch 2 Variation
- Effigy Too
- Little Fireman
- Power Back
- The Dungeon
- Pinched Rib
- Dandelion
- Tumor Circus
- Frostline
- Polly Wants A Crack
- Pyrannosaurus Next
- Mike Fink
- Handygland
- Gesslerburg
- Phantom Tollbooth
- Cosmosis
- Atreyu
- Fissure Of Fish
- Imelda's New Shoes
- Short But Sweet
- The Humidor
- Hibiscus Shuffle
- My Love Affair with a Wheelbarrow
- Marcos
- Gnatty Dread
- Kiss Me Where I Pee
- Kachina
- Steppin Out
- Spy Eye
- Rain of Terror
- Secondhand Gatorade
- Blitzo Crack
- Phil E. Pino
- Excuuuse Me
- Riders On The Storm
- E. B. Bon Homme
- Friendly Fists
- Coyote Corner
- Rock Out with Your Cock Out
- Red Beckey (aka The Rabbi)
- Chosen Family
- Toxic Avenger
- Miles Away From Ordinary
- Female Mud Massacre
- Woody's Variation
- The Beating Heart
- Moosecat
- I Blew My Hole
- Falling Rock
- Fit For a King
- Stop Trundling
- Pitch Black
- Electralux
- More Funky Than Junky
- Smoke-a-Bowl
- For Whom the Poodle Tolls
- Trowel and Error
- Boo Boo Pumps You Up
- From Tuolumne with Love
- The Lone Ranger
- Skull Poke
- Jody's Acoustic Crack
- Closed on Mondays
- Poppin' and Breakin'
- The Power of Now
- Large and In Charge
- Little Big Man
- Still Crazy After All These Years
- School Daze
- Pocket Veto
- Misha's Madness
- Winnin' Time
- Fire Glove, The
- Moubit
- The Mormon Sleepover
- Heavy Gold
- Phallograph
- Knights of the Iron Sausage
- Rim Marsinkus
- Unknown Crack Center
- Unknown Crack Left
- Unknown Crack Right
- Through the Looking Glass
- Teddy
- Drano
- Buddy Holly
- Herman
- [Redacted]
- Nip And Tuck
- Lovey (aka Whale of a Time)
- Student Body
- Burrito Crossing
- Gas Jockey
- I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
- Silent But Deadly
- Steamboat Willie
- Dos Peros Negros
- Vajayjay
- Kublai Khan
- Welcome to Indian Country
- Wayne's World
- Treadmark Left
- Beam Aboard
- Hobo Chang Ba
- Beak Crack
- Hand Lotion
- The Posse
- Hammer and Chain
- The Melon Cracker
- Horney Goat Weed
- In And Out
- Drop Out
- My First First
- Drop on By
- Couldn't Wait
- I Taught I Saw A Puddy Cat
- Alligator Tears
- Fage
- Cruelty To Animals
- Short but Sweet
- Birdman from Alcatraz
- Chestwig
- Quarter Moon Crack
- Rick Rockwell
- Unknown
- Walk on the Steep Side
- Headstone Crack Right
- Bubba Takes a Siesta
- Clamming at the Beach
- Traditional Crack
- Slots A Fun
- Don't Think Just Jump
- Cat Walk
- The Booger Man
- Women in Peril
- Irresponsibility Lessons
- Bush Eviction
- Short Cut
- Roofing Company
- Knockout
- Mike Hunt
- Odysseus' Shuffle
- Oversight
- Rick's Solo
- Slap and Tickle
- Moan, eh?
- Glue Rhymes with Poo
- Storm Riders (aka The Answer)
- Matt Gay
- Gem Nabors
- Looney Tunes
- North Face of The Eiger
- Jojoba Crack
- Bean Oil
- Corner N' Crack
- Too Obvious
- Meter Maid
- Bank Note Blues
- I'm a local
- Major Creative Effort
- Keeping the Dragon At Bay
- Through the Looking Glass
- One For The Road
- Tres Fun
- Finger in a Blender
- Pillar Of Dawn
- Sunny Delight
- Desperado
- Sacred Cow
- Berserk
- Killer Bees
- Sunset Strip
- Cottage Cheese
- Overlooked
- Escape From the Planet Earth
- Farewell Ambassador
- Death of a Decade
- Ten Years After
- Gumby Poindexter
- Midnight Dreamer
- Tooth Beaver
- The Nymph's Voice
- Unrequited Love
- Fresno
- Ulnar Nerve
- Disobedience School
- Practice Crack #1
- Practice Crack #4
- Alfalfa
- Quaking Oats
- From Here To Infirmary
- Mr. Bunny Quits
- Just Another New Wave Route
- The Gropinator
- Hog Trough
- Absolutely Slabulous
- Carlos
- Square Headache
- Bucket Bronco
- Wounded Knee
- Becky's Buttress
- Bad Brains
- Short Crack
- Zebra Dihedral
- Dr. Corby's Discovery
- Wicked Witch of the West
- Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- Pleasure Principle
- Rei Momo
- Team Scumbag
- False Prophet
- Eat Berthas Muscles
- Another Quaalude For Elvis
- La Bella Katchina
- Music Box
- Unknown
- A Trip to the Tip
- Open Container
- Death March
- Snaggletooth
- Precious Jewell
- Agoraphobia
- Don's Crack
- Like it or Lump it
- Czech Cows Say Boo
- Man's Best Friend
- Hanging Turd of Babylon
- 42N8 One
- Dr. Scholl's Wild Ride
- My Favorite Martian
- Rock Wren
- Wailing Sax
- Hand Wobler Delight
- The Cracken
- Glad Hander
- Right S Crack
- Suspect Rock
- American Express
- Pirates Of The Carabiner
- Hurly Burly
- Mr. T
- Death On The Nile
- Rehab
- Live From Tasmania
- Undercover
- Charing Cross Hospital
- Old is a Three Letter Word
- Swagger
- Mucus Lover
- Oozing for Pleasure
- Mother Trucker
- Other Voices
- We are all Pawns
- Frank's Wild Years
- Roof, the
- Overheard
- Broken Bits
- Life In The Fat Lane
- Sharon Stone
- Elroy Was Here
- Karoosh's Wedding Crack
- Tucker-Powell
- Cole-Evans
- Dirty Surprise
- A Bridge Too Far
- Safety in Solitude
- Thin Is In
- Return of the Blob
- Quick Draw McGraw
- Love Goat, The
- The Card Sharp
- Camo Corner
- Silver Surfer
- Blood on the Tracks
- Cloth Ears
- Rich Bitch
- Jack Grit
- Minor Detour
- Sheet Bends
- Where Brownies Dare
- Oh Shit, It's My Dog
- At Last
- The Castrum
- Thanksgiving Dinner
- Junior Well's
- Boot Failure
- The Ranger Is Watching Me
- Dig the well, Build The Cabin
- The Liver is Evil and Must Be Punished
- Alpentine
- Magnetic North
- Step 'n Out
- Mighty Mouse
- Cat Scratch Fever
- Hello Kitty
- Stimpy
- Ash Gordon
- Bobcat
- South Swell
- Satchmo, The
- Defoliation
- Flaming Doobries
- Clean Crack
- DMB, The
- Axe of Dog
- New Day Yesterday
- Thomas Crapper
- Golden Years
- Jamburger
- Gaucho Marx
- Wanna Bong
- Short Story (aka White Torpedo)
- Primal Flake
- Finger Locks or Cedar Box
- Ape Man Hop
- 1B1RP
- The Opportunist
- Preying Mantles
- R.D. Memorial
- Homowack
- The Arraignment
- Caramel Crunch
- Bottle in Front of Me
- Regular Route, The
- Sinagar
- The Critic
- Unknown (Sandworm Rock)
- Okja Found
- Progressive Lizard
- Beef and Bean
- Left Crack
- For A Few Swidgets More
- Swidgeteria, The
- Lost My Shirt
- Sole Food
- Runaway Truck Ramp
- 3 Ring Circus
- South Face Route
- Rings Around Your Danus
- Unknown 1979
- Have a Ball
- Krystal Ball
- Testicle Festival
- Postmaster Pleasure
- Col. Flagg
- Custer's Last Stand
- Caterpillar
- Esplanade Bike Trail
- Pluton Splendor
- Lung Butter
- Wetmore
- Unsent
- Santa's Magic Lap
- Leap of Faith
- Biological Clock
- Hesitation Blues
- Cuban Sandwich
- Barn Door, Right
- Lichanvura Trivirgata
- Pictures at an Exhibition
- Odds And Sods
- Baby Tool
- Bumpus Hell
- Nuke the Whales
- Prime Cut
- It's Cracked Up To Be
- Not A Hogan
- King Tubby
- Repeat After Me
- Pope's Hat
- End Of The Line
- Eat Beluga
- Alleuz, Didideu
- Blow the Scro
- Crimpergirl
- Dr. Garlic Breath
- The Snake
- Tia's Delight
- Old Hornington
- Gypsy
- Calling All Swidgets
- Jamming for Juliana
- Stains of the Stars
- Cunning Route
- Atomic Wedgie
- Glow in the Dark
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Rye Not
- Librarian Lust
- Sugar Daddy
- The Three Musketeers
- Nittany Lion
- Military Industrial Complex
- Daredevil
- George Clinton Funked Me
- Thrash or Crash
- Ooby Dooby
- Oddjob
- Thrown to the Dogs
- Fuzz Bumper
- Gropler Zorn
- Chili Dog
- Frontal Logranity
- Blizzard
- Dental Hygiene
- Half A Route
- Snow Falls
- Meth Mart
- Tortoise Skeleton Crack
- Beer Belly Blues
- The Flamboyant Arrow
- White Dopes on Punk
- Enter the Dragon
- Solo
- Lust We Forget
- Rhino Bucket
- Super Key
- Slanta Claus Center
- Thin Air
- Coming Up Short
- Puss Boy
- Grain Death
- Capital Gains
- Hands Away
- Perhaps
- Channel Surfer
- The Cryptologists
- Your Tomb or Mine?
- Planet Y
- Daze of Who
- Secret Treaties
- Uncertainty Principle
- Garden Angel
- Decepticon
- My Senior Project
- The Renter
- Route Canal
- Sunday Afternoon
- Czech Crack
- Walker Spur
- Handcuffs
- Math
- Harry Rag
- Bad Cop, No Donut
- Copulator
- Gash, The
- Baby Rattler (aka In the Green Room)
- Rites of Spring
- Suzie's Lip Cheeze
- Save the Last Stance for Me
- Tales of Brave Ulysses
- Waltz for Debby
- Labyrinth
- Learn Quick or Die
- Corn Dog
- Bunking Bronkos
- Mouthful of Gank
- Red Crack, The
- Autopia
- Blue Nubian
- Sendero Luminoso
- Hot Tub of Death
- Big Gulp
- Eraserhead
- The Maw
- Psychocandy
- Hunky Dory
- White Line Fever
- Metabolic Frolic
- Oh Pinyon Crack
- Flustered
- Route 1202
- Visual Nightmare
- Leaden the Rock
- Over & Out
- Skoal
- Treasure Island
- Chicken Mechanics
- Fusion Punk
- Excitable Boy
- Psycho Groove
- Sparky
- War Crimes
- Opus Dihedral
- Thumbs Up
- Old Man Down the Road, The
- Garden Path
- Breaking Point
- Short but Potent
- Awesome Betty
- Don Genaro Crack
- Phelp's Chevrolet
- A Last Cigarette Senor?
- Morituri Te Salutamus
- Thigh Master (aka Rolling Rock)
- 976
- Poodle-oids from The Deep
- A Farewell to Poodles
- Ravens Do Nasty Things To My Bottom
- Scrabble Marathons
- Harder They Fall, The
- Third World
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Nolina Crack
- Wuthering Heights
- Power Shopping
- Filthy Rich
- Leachy Nuts
- Hatfield Arete
- Jughead
- Pepasan
- Tofu the Dwarf
- Dirty Dancing
- Little Old Lady
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Peabody's Peril
- Banquet
- Riff Raff Roof
- High Plains Drifter
- Only Outlaws Have Guns
- Any Body Can Bolt
- Jump Start
- The Llama
- Schwee
- War Games
- The Jungle (aka Apocalypse Now)
- The Accidental Purist
- Phineas P. Phart
- The Orc
- Dodo's Delight
- Cactus Dog
- Cosmic Debris
- Sakreteligious
- Doke
- Ice Climbing
- Underdog
- Planetismal
- Genuine Cowhide
- Paper or Plastic?
- Stolen Christmas
- Ass of Dog
- R. A. F.
- Alto
- Which Bitch
- Squid Of My Desire
- Hot Knife
- Hang Ten
- Think And Grow Rich
- Slot Machine
- Nobody's Right Mind
- Solar Flare
- Perennial Favorite
- Jack of Hearts
- Finger Food
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Short Stop
- Spoodle
- Pete's Handful
- The Horse
- Flower Power
- Start Trundling
- The Vacation Boge
- I Love Brian Piccolo
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Joan Jetson
- Ironsides
- Mrs. Magoo
- Chilkoot Sam
- Highstep
- Fists of Fury
- Billy Barty Crack
- M & Ms Plain
- Barn Dance
- Barn Door, Left
- Pizza Pizza
- Mud Dog
- Charles In Charge (aka Who's on First)
- Call of the West
- Immaculate Conception
- Footloose
- All Redheads Smell
- The Little Big Man
- Little Lieback
- Coyote Crack
- Little Evil
- Doin' Life
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Snnfchtt
- Lumping Fat Jennie
- Not Forgotten
- Tonto and the Great White Leader
- In The Pit
- Bite Me
- False Tumbling Rainbow
- Reggie
- Made in the Shade
- Stardust Memories
- Negasaurus
- Mommy Dearest
- Top 40 To Middle Toilet
- Ninny's Revenge
- Tumbling Dice
- Bradley
- Casual
- Grumpy
- Ten Conversations at Once
- Stress Puppet
- X-Rated Tits
- Hunkloads to Hermosa
- Psoriasis
- Exit Stage Right
- Belly Flop
- Holden On
- Legal Briefs
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Don't Look A Gift Frog In The Mouth
- The Mad Men
- Take Two, They're Small
- We Never Get the Girls
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Goldilocks
- Never Grow Up
- Working Overtime
- Shardikawoopoopie
- Yei-Bei-Chei Crack
- Poodle Jive
- Deviate
- Raven's Reach
- The Donkey
- Groove Avoidance System
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Secondary Inspection
- Bilbo
- Over The Hill
- An Eye to the West
- Weathering Frights
- Two Our Surprise
- Dance On a Dragon's Back
- Mush Puppies
- Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
- Enforcer, The
- Momma Spider
- Rat Ledge
- I Dress My Self
- Do Rein Me
- The Nose in a Day
- Caligula
- Alligator Lizard
- Fortune Cookie
- Boris The Spider
- Hour of Power
- Cornerstone, The
- Gomer Pile
- Fantasy of Light
- Bubba's Tourist Trap
- Celebrated Beast
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Rust in Peace
- Thomson Roof
- Rock & Roll Girl
- New Hampshire, Naturally
- Fully Fledged
- Kickin' Bach
- Holy Cross
- Biscuit Eater
- Wise Crack
- The Block
- Cementary
- Klettervergnugen
- Bloodymir
- Gait of Power
- Bittersweet
- Middle Peyote Crack
- Right Lizard Crack
- Just Another Crack from LA
- M & M's Peanut
- Don't Touch That Flake
- Cherry Blossom
- Bleu Plate Especial
- Tender Flakes of Wrath
- True Grit