Other Routes in Pathetic Dome Rock Climbing
Pathetic Dike
2.1/4
A 30-foot long Trad route rated 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c (R)
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
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- Little Big Man
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- I-Go-Go-E
- Infectious Smile
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- SSDDC
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- Mike Fink
- Book of Durian
- Irresponsibility Lessons
- Gnatty Dread
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- Where Janitors Dare
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- Rain of Terror
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- Cardinal Sin
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- Stop Trundling
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- Spacely Sprockets
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- Dangling Digit
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- Yipes! Stripes!
- Willard
- Mrs Paul's
- Buddha's Belly
- Vanishing Desert
- Quite Reasonable
- Bright Eyed And Bushy Tailed
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- Good to the Last Drop
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- Unknown
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- Jo Mama
- New Year's Quickie
- Wailing Sax
- Sickology 101
- Vagina Dialogues
- Safety in Solitude
- Clivus Multrum
- Five-Four-Plus
- The Hit
- Acuity
- Perspicacity
- Synchilla Burgers
- Unknown (Peyote) Chimney
- Hanging Turd of Babylon
- Gang Grain
- Whole Grain Goodness
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- Illegal Campfire
- Boot Failure
- Little Brown Eye
- Midweek Crisis
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- Morning Warm-Up
- Herd Instinct
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- The Wife Beater
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- Snow White's Scary Adventures
- Tragic Kingdom
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- Peter Cottontail
- Another Quaalude For Elvis
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- Trivia Quiz
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- Fuzzy Energy
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- Tia
- Tia's Delight
- Dorothy Goes To Jail
- Thinking Of Debbie
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- Used Gear Salesman
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- City H
- Overdraft
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- Mighty Mouse
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- Small World
- Wit
- Clipper
- Election Fraud Rules
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- Turtle Vein
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- Squirty
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- The White Dihedral
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- Udi Slab routes A and B (unknown names)
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- Mr. Bunny Vs. Six Unknown Agents
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- Leap of Faith
- Mr. Bunny Quits
- From Here To Infirmary
- Alfalfa
- Wildkirchli
- Beck's Bet
- Euthenics
- MZM (Maria Zink Memorial)
- Walking the Dog
- Unknown
- Shit Happens
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- Jack Sparrow Crack
- Little Caesar
- Tom Bombadil
- Groveling Gringos
- Tapeworm Traverse
- Odds And Sods
- Practice Crack #4
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- Never Cry Louie
- Broke Back Burke
- Two of a Kind
- Toto Meets the Bighorn
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- Practice Crack #1
- The Lollipop Guild
- Mucus Lover
- Wet Bones
- Northern Lights
- Serf's Up variation
- Mummy Dearest
- Bearded Oyster
- Trundle Cracks
- FLETC
- English Opening
- We are all Pawns
- Cocoa Puffs
- Background Noise
- Dweeb
- Prozac Crack
- Eileen
- Once in a Lifetime
- Thin Is In
- Walt's Solo
- Hobbes
- Invasion of My Fantasy
- Bakersfield
- Ten Years After
- White Noise
- Charlton Heston is My President
- Sabine Equation
- Thin Man's Nightmare
- RT60
- South End of a Northbound Poodle
- Paranetium
- Shirley MacLaine Meets Edlinger
- Unrequited Love
- Narcissus
- Tobin Bias
- Midnight Dreamer
- Chimps Fly
- Snaggletooth
- Wanna Bong
- Mr. T
- Pick Up Litter
- Monster Magnet
- Death March
- Glad Hander
- The Druids
- My Favorite Martian
- A Trip to the Tip
- A Danger To Herself And Others
- DMB, The
- Beating Around the Bush
- Dreams Of Red Rocks
- Flaming Doobries
- Little Brown Jug
- Undercling Bypass
- Bighorn Hand Crack
- Fine Line Between Genius and Insanity
- Right Double Feature Crack
- Sweeny
- Ligamentor Seconds in Vans
- No-Name Crack
- Short Story (aka White Torpedo)
- Bank Note Blues
- Rehab
- Able Was I Ere I Saw Ellesmere
- Crack B
- Cheap Pottery
- Keeping the Dragon At Bay
- Sabina
- Padded Handcuffs
- Volvo Station Wagon
- All My Friends Are Ugly
- Outward Bound Slab Route
- Finger in a Blender
- Meter Maid
- Sunny Delight
- Spirit Of The Dead
- Pearls Before Swine
- Trivial Crack
- Pebbles and Bam Bam
- Adult Gerbils $1.59
- Up Chuck
- Frankie Lee
- Cat Scratch Fever
- Another Key Buy
- Bill Keys
- Lucas Palucas
- Key Players
- Astoria Crack
- The Rubber Room
- The I
- Spaghetti & Chili
- Grain Block
- Freudian Slip
- Overpass
- Agoraphobia
- Ticket To Nowhere
- Hello Kitty
- The Eyes Have It
- Go Gane
- The Matisse Falcon
- Megalosaurus
- Mother Trucker
- Pebble Picasso
- Butterfly Constipation
- Grand Hotel
- Precious Jewell
- Frumunda Cheese
- Nine Lives
- Scabs
- Swing Shift
- Smart Missile
- Unknown face
- Acupuncture
- It's Good To Be King
- Magic Touch, The
- Raunchy Bung
- Hashish Corner
- Vaino's Crack
- Who Cut The Cheese?
- Blues for the Red Sun
- Kill Them All and Let God Sort Them Out
- Progressive Lizard
- Shotgun Wedding
- Riding Shotgun
- Arturo's Arete
- Quivering Lips
- Thumby Bloody Thumby
- Left Crack
- Preggers Can't Be Boozers
- Bush Doctor
- Look But Don't Touch
- No Touchee Wallee
- For A Few Swidgets More
- Swidgeteria, The
- Gaucho Marx
- Lost My Shirt
- R&R Revamped
- Urban Redevelopment
- Indecision 2000
- Runaway Truck Ramp
- Fubar
- Lion Tamer
- Absolutely Slabulous
- Spiderbaby
- West Face
- Double Crux
- East Meets West
- South Face Route
- Aquino
- Rings Around Your Danus
- Unknown 1979
- Have a Ball
- Testicle Festival
- We Aim To Please, So, Please Aim
- Custer's Last Stand
- Caterpillar
- The First of Many
- More Hustle Than Muscle
- Unknown 740
- False Classic Corner (aka The Case Of The Missing Nolina)
- Skoal
- A Taste of Blood
- Dance without Sleeping
- Dances with Coyotes
- Treasure Island
- Chicken Mechanics
- Lewis Black
- Volga Boat Men
- Vulgar Boot Men
- Model T
- Opus Dihedral
- Da Kitty! Da Kitty!
- The Litter Box
- Morris
- Corn Dog
- Math
- Capital Gains
- Calgary Stampede
- Mr. Comforte
- AC/DC
- Mom For The Road
- Oh Pinyon Crack
- Hard Science
- Life's a Bitch and then You Marry One
- Enter the Dragon
- Jyl & Jerry
- Aye, Aye
- Pinnacle Stand
- Span-nish Fly
- Suzie's Lip Cheeze
- Jermaine
- Part-Timer
- Toil & Trouble
- Sgt. Saturn
- Twins
- Hope and Glory
- Yaborrhea
- Just Another Roadside Attraction
- Stains of the Stars
- Have A Nip
- Insider Information
- Lunch is for Wimps
- Walrus-Like and Wimpy
- Crack 63
- Dry Rain
- Four Score
- The Flamboyant Arrow
- Gropler Zorn
- Stink Steak
- Spineless
- Minotaur
- Flat Tire
- Lurch
- Mr. Michael goes to Washington
- The Treat
- Fool's Gold
- Rye Not
- Citizen Fish
- Waiting For The Sun
- Cranny
- Berlin de Fence
- Wilted Flower Children
- Chicken Run
- All-reet Arete
- Wuthering Heights
- On The Air
- Yellow Hair
- Unsightly Blemishes
- Stick to What
- It's Not Happy
- Ulna
- Grain Death
- Heartbreak Ridge
- The Cryptologists
- Serf City
- Your Tomb or Mine?
- Planet Y
- Cling Peaches
- The Renter
- Freeze Frame
- Hot Tubs From Hell
- Bored of the Rings
- Season Opener
- The Gymbag
- Tattered
- Guard Duty
- Sentinel Beach
- Chick Hern
- Hazing Incident
- Eraserhead
- Johnny Cat
- Magic Kingdome
- The Jungle (aka Apocalypse Now)
- Ren
- Weasels on Drugs Climbed up my Bunghole (aka Richard Gere Crack)
- Darva
- Deflowered
- Ripples
- Left Double Feature Crack
- Secret Treaties
- Rhino Bucket
- Channel Surfer
- Big Boy
- Sendero Luminoso
- Dangers of Conformity
- Rites of Spring
- Save the Last Stance for Me
- Metabolic Frolic
- Flustered
- Beer Belly Blues
- Ravens Do Nasty Things To My Bottom
- Peabody's Peril
- Filthy Rich
- Mumbling Bee
- The Hem
- TVC15
- Hatfield Arete
- Old Hornington
- Vulture's Roost
- Thrash or Crash
- Lust In The Wonderland
- Mother of All Poodles
- Jamming for Juliana
- White Line Fever
- The Unreported
- Greystoke
- Thin Air
- Short but Potent
- Tortoise Skeleton Crack
- Eyes of Amber (aka Chivalry's not Dead)
- Breaking Point
- Excitable Boy
- Bitter Brew
- Tres Equis
- Harder They Fall, The
- Zsa Zsa Goes to Jail
- Fat Man's Misery
- Oh God, It's My Boss
- Nicole Kidman
- Kinda Sorta
- Omega
- Banquet
- Baby Rattler (aka In the Green Room)
- Impatience (aka A Diamond, A Pony, and a Ferrari )
- Reach Around Cop
- Leaden the Rock
- Ledges to Lawndale
- Sunday Afternoon
- Route Canal
- Frozen Fish Fingers
- Up and Down
- Pepasan
- Perhaps
- Thrown to the Dogs
- Raging Intensity
- The Sound of One Shoe Tapping
- Tofu the Dwarf
- Vitamin R
- My Senior Project
- Taurus
- Labor Day
- High Plains Drifter
- The Terminal Man
- Up to Heaven
- Mind Blender
- Glow in the Dark
- Hhecht
- Split
- Bonzo Dog Band
- Psycho Groove
- Atomic Wedgie
- Easy As Pi
- Eff Eight
- A Farewell to Poodles
- OC Gym Trad
- Left S-Crack
- Lookout Crack
- Such a Poodle
- The Three Musketeers
- Butterfingers Make Me Horny
- Stood Up
- Chuckles
- G.A.C.
- Sugar Daddy
- T.S. Special
- Poodle-oids from The Deep
- 976
- Squirrel Roast
- Third World
- Learn Quick or Die
- Handcuffs
- Solo
- Cricket
- Junkyard God
- Scrabble Marathons
- Little Bunny Fu-Fu
- Warm Beer
- Ranger Danger
- Daredevil
- Tales of Brave Ulysses
- Wilma Rubble
- Worthwhile Pile
- Double Delight
- The Reverend
- We Dive At Dawn
- Lust We Forget
- Hiding From The Rangers
- Slanta Claus Left
- Controversial
- n00bulator (aka Pathetic Face)
- Morituri Te Salutamus
- SW Face
- 3rd Class It
- Unknown Choss
- Snow Falls
- Monkey Business
- Swink
- [Redacted]
- Little Old Lady
- False Rat Ledge
- George Clinton Funked Me
- Sexy Grandpa
- She Is Helga, I Am Sven
- Spumco
- Phelp's Chevrolet
- Margarita Crack
- Break a Leg
- Damm Dike
- Sakreteligious
- Dental Hygiene
- Wheat Chex
- Poon
- The River
- Into The Black
- Toe the Line
- As the Crags Turn
- What a Joke
- Schwee
- Oral Sex Bozeman
- The Goat
- The Llama
- P.O.S. Lieback
- Robitussin
- Leaping Creamer (aka Sometimes We Crack Ourselves Up)
- Creditor's Claim
- Holy Zarquon (aka Crack Worthy)
- Vagabonds
- The Horse
- Bite Me
- Skeleton in My Closet
- Swiss Cheese
- Faith Healer
- Commander Cody
- Atomic Pile
- Little Evil
- Approach Pitch
- Coyote Crack
- Blue Nun
- The Little Big Man
- The Fabulous T. Gordex Cracks
- Call of the West
- Mosaic
- Crank Queenie
- Climb Of The Cockroaches
- Tom's Solo
- Jaime's Big Show
- Scream Chuck
- Roy's Solo
- Party in the West
- French Flies
- Sugar Daddy
- Bad Water
- False Tumbling Rainbow
- Reggie
- Finger Food
- Michael
- Negasaurus
- Green Mansions
- Flower Power
- Drawstring
- Leader's Fright
- Are We Ourselves
- Till Death Do Us Part
- Grand Cayman
- Unknown 5.7
- Highstep
- Hollow Point
- Ninny's Revenge
- Lucky Lady
- Made in the Shade
- Left Overs
- Baby Roof
- Stardust Memories
- South Face Route (aka Owl)
- Bradley
- Morning Star
- Chocolate Chips (aka Omaha Beach)
- Stolen Christmas
- Glumpies
- Steeped T
- Piddle Pugg
- X-Rated Tits
- Mad Hatter, The
- Grumpy
- Hunkloads to Hermosa
- Heat Wave
- Psoriasis
- Baby Banana
- Exit Stage Right
- Scientific Americans
- Black Eye
- Poultry Pilots
- Pacific Avenue Dorm
- My Friends Treat Me Like a Mushroom
- Filth
- Coyote Crack
- Chicken Poop
- Fissure Merde
- Out Of The Wind
- Nolan Ryan
- Pizza Pizza
- Crack A
- Barn Door, Left
- That's What She Said
- C.C. Takes San Jose
- Dead Reckoning
- I'm Already Bored with the New Millennium
- Porky's Excellent Adventure
- Generic Route
- Bill's Nuts
- Look Before You Leap
- Coyote Bait
- Helicopter Memory Farts
- Furthest Right S Crack
- Stan and Ollie
- Belly Flop
- Pegleg
- Master Blaster
- Tonto and the Great White Leader
- Sentimental Apathy
- Owatafooliam
- Non-Decumbent Destiny
- Footloose
- Top 40 To Middle Toilet
- Slot Machine
- Think And Grow Rich
- My Best Work is Done in the Dark
- Hang Ten
- Palm-U-Granite
- R. A. F.
- Allergy
- Ass of Dog
- Chips Ahoy
- Leading Lady
- Deceptive Corner
- Feets Don't Fail Me Now
- Nuts are for Men Without Balls
- Fighting the Slime
- M & Ms Plain
- Auld Lang Syne
- Carola's Hip
- The Morning After
- Flake Hickey
- Satchmo
- Berkeley Dyke
- Dress Rehearsal
- Accounting Trolls
- Kickoff
- C.F.M.F.
- Where's Baldo?
- Wiseguys
- Three Hour Tour
- Nobody's Right Mind
- Casual
- I Love Brian Piccolo
- Search for Klingons
- Dancing on Dimes
- Planetismal
- Zinging in the Grain
- Doke
- Stemulation
- Which Bitch
- The Mikado
- Panama Canal
- Bombay
- Calcutta
- Steady Breeze
- A Fistful of Poodles
- Zardoz
- Anointed Seagull
- Wet Pigeon
- She Bop
- Lean-To
- Finger Locking Good
- Ironsides
- The Haberdashery
- Pet Shop Girls
- A.A.
- Date Queen
- Shaken Not Stirred
- Bottom of the Barrel
- Hot Cross Buns
- Nature Walk
- Slab Rats
- The Vacation Boge
- Double Decker
- Alto
- Pile it Higher and Deeper
- Ernie Pyle
- Poodle in Shining Armor
- Spoodle
- Don't Look A Gift Frog In The Mouth
- Conservative Policies
- Almost Vertical
- Slanta Claus Right
- Route 182
- Mommy Dearest
- Mr. Ranger Sir
- Jelly Doughnut
- Big Bird
- Snnfchtt
- Lumping Fat Jennie
- Poodle Jive
- I'm So Embarrassed For You
- Fiendish Fists
- Snail Away
- Caligula
- Pfundt's Folly
- Beck's Bear
- Enforcer, The
- Jon Crowley
- A Snitch In Time
- Right N Up
- Out of Step
- Sunnyside Campground
- Corral Crack
- Chocolate is Better Than Sex
- Maggie's Farm
- Grain for Russia
- Roman Pretzel
- Stucca By A Yucca
- Super Chicken
- Bucket Brigade
- Dance On a Dragon's Back
- Straight Flush
- Heart Slab
- Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
- Rat Ledge
- Which Witch
- Mush Puppies
- Bouncer
- Rings Around Uranus
- Jackpot
- West Face Overhang
- Hamms Down (aka Chipped Suey)
- B Flat
- W. A. C.
- Where Two Deserts Meet
- Secondary Inspection
- Upevil
- Scotch with a Twist
- Duchess Right
- Gin Fizz
- Bilbo
- Nuts and Cherries
- White Trash
- Bolder Face
- Fluff Boy
- Tofutti
- Bonnie Brae
- Weathering Frights
- Go For Broke
- Never Grow Up
- Two Our Surprise
- Jane Pauley
- Freeway
- Nobody Walks In LA
- Jumping Jehosephat
- She's So Unusual
- My Three Friends
- Sandblast
- The Rabbit
- Alligator Lizard
- An Eye to the West
- The Dharma Bums
- The Nose in a Day
- Goldilocks
- Political Asylum
- Wataneasy Route
- Yei-Bei-Chei Crack
- Chicken Pox Leave Bad Scars
- Axiom
- Backdoor Santa
- Road to Utopia
- Heathcliff
- H.R. Hardman
- I Dress My Self
- Garfield
- Grand Theft Avocado
- Slam Dunk
- With Malice and Forethought
- Spider's Web
- Momma Spider
- Blackheads
- Saturn Sheets
- Zonker's Brownies
- Tuna and Cheese
- Chile Willie
- Do Rein Me
- Working Overtime
- Shardikawoopoopie
- Polar Bears in Bondage
- Gorgasaurus
- Over The Hill
- Power Line
- Masochism
- Rust in Peace
- Siamese
- Ursa Major
- I Am Not A Crook
- Lizard Skin (aka Blue Belly)
- Schandenfreude
- Fender Bender
- Celebrated Beast
- Secret Service
- Curbside
- Babylonia
- Gomer Pile
- Look Mom No Name
- Nereltne
- Parental Guidance Suggested
- Boris The Spider
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Semisweet
- Ulysses' Bivouac
- Right Sawdust Crack
- Baby-Point-Five
- Pardon Me
- Bolivian Freeze Job
- Hot Tub Honey
- Thomson Roof
- Rock & Roll Girl
- Bong Along
- South Buttress
- Wise Crack
- Double Start
- Tabby Litter
- Disappearing Belayer
- Bear Necessities, The
- Kickin' Bach
- Aleister Crowley (aka Brew 102)
- Driving Limitations
- Bonglett, The
- Little Rock Candy Crack
- Sand In My Shoes (aka Drill Dust)
- Bryant Gumbel
- Peculiar Taste Buds
- The Face of Tammy Faye
- Tight Shoes
- Cole Lewis
- Grain Surplus
- Flash Gordon
- Request Chimney
- Big Step
- Bubba's Tourist Trap
- Bitch, Bitch
- Cementary
- The Chessboard
- Flake and Bake
- Hoblett
- Mosaic Wall
- The Old Man and the Poodle
- Ballbury
- Klettervergnugen
- Lunch
- Andromeda Strain
- Don't Touch That Flake
- Spider
- Middle Peyote Crack
- Right Peyote Crack
- Rainy Day Women
- Square Root
- Right Lizard Crack
- Ranch Hand
- Bloodymir
- Bakersfield Bomb
- Pony Express
- Briar Rabbit
- Just Another Crack from LA
- Wallaby Crack
- Ranger J.B.
- Limited Partnership
- Swishbah
- True Grit
- Court Jester
- Poodle Lizard
- White Powder
- Tender Flakes of Wrath