Other Routes in West Tiers (Upper Tier) Rock Climbing
Smart Missile
2.2/4
A 80-foot long Trad route rated 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a (R)
Unknown slab features
Unknown chimney features
Unknown overhang features
Unknown crack features
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- Flat Tire
- Blizzard
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- Poodle-oids from The Deep
- The Way It Should Be
- Spumco
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- Such a Poodle
- A Farewell to Poodles
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- Hiding From The Rangers
- Scrabble Marathons
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- Harder They Fall, The
- Third World
- White Dopes on Punk
- Enter the Dragon
- The Griffin
- Whoa - Hmmm - Ahhh
- Mr. Michael goes to Washington
- Hard Science
- Fool's Gold
- Cunning Route
- Rye Not
- Jamming for Juliana
- n00bulator (aka Pathetic Face)
- Pathetic Dike
- Beer Belly Blues
- Half A Route
- Tortoise Skeleton Crack
- Thrown to the Dogs
- Atomic Wedgie
- Secret Treaties
- Old Hornington
- Rhino Bucket
- Vulture's Roost
- Channel Surfer
- Warm Beer
- Citizen Fish
- Waiting For The Sun
- Cranny
- Queen's Gambit Accepted
- Nolina Crack
- Wilted Flower Children
- All-reet Arete
- Hunky Dory
- On The Air
- Daze of Who
- Big Boy
- Stick to What
- Grain Death
- Heartbreak Ridge
- Flustered
- The Cryptologists
- Serf City
- Your Tomb or Mine?
- Planet Y
- Chicken Mechanics
- The First of Many
- Decepticon
- Cling Peaches
- The Renter
- Freeze Frame
- Treasure Island
- Ballet
- Dirty Dancing
- Bunking Bronkos
- Little Old Lady
- Sendero Luminoso
- Picking Up The Pieces
- Dangers of Conformity
- Tyrannosaurus Rex
- Dance without Sleeping
- Grand Canyon Donkey Trail
- Peabody's Peril
- Route 1202
- Skoal
- False Classic Corner (aka The Case Of The Missing Nolina)
- Up and Down
- Thrash or Crash
- Pinnacle Stand
- Span-nish Fly
- Frozen Fish Fingers
- Mouthful of Gank
- Suzie's Lip Cheeze
- Rites of Spring
- Walker Spur
- Route Canal
- Sgt. Saturn
- Glow in the Dark
- Hands Away
- Solo
- Eff Eight
- Learn Quick or Die
- Stood Up
- Lookout Crack
- Ranger Danger
- Gash, The
- The Three Musketeers
- Sunday Afternoon
- Coming Up Short
- Slanta Claus Center
- Butterfingers Make Me Horny
- Sugar Daddy
- Handcuffs
- Tales of Brave Ulysses
- Save the Last Stance for Me
- Upper Cow
- Daredevil
- Gripped Up the Hole
- The Orc
- Banquet
- The Goat
- Blue Nubian
- Dodo's Delight
- Jump Start
- The Llama
- Only Outlaws Have Guns
- Season Opener
- Cosmic Debris
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- Hot Tubs From Hell
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- Up to Heaven
- Riff Raff Roof
- Leaden the Rock
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- Mother of All Poodles
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- Oral Sex Bozeman
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- The Sound of One Shoe Tapping
- Calgary Stampede
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- My Senior Project
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- OC Gym Trad
- T.S. Special
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- The Terminal Man
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- Thin Air
- Uncertainty Principle
- Ass of Dog
- Slot Machine
- Tumbling Dice
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- R. A. F.
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- Steeped T
- Leading Lady
- Fighting the Slime
- Ninny's Revenge
- She Bop
- Left Route
- X-Rated Tits
- Michael
- Reggie
- Mud Dog
- White Rabbit
- Mrs. Magoo
- Coyote Crack
- M & Ms Plain
- Black Eye
- The Little Big Man
- Nolan Ryan
- Mommy Dearest
- Call of the West
- Snnfchtt
- Milkman (aka Reach For a Peach)
- Mad Hatter, The
- False Tumbling Rainbow
- Legal Briefs
- In The Pit
- Solar Flare
- Holden On
- Scientific Americans
- Powdered Toast Man
- Exit Stage Right
- Psoriasis
- Perennial Favorite
- Jack of Hearts
- Heat Wave
- Hunkloads to Hermosa
- The Morning After
- Barn Dance
- Barn Door, Left
- Climb Of The Cockroaches
- Dead Reckoning
- Mosaic
- Little Lieback
- Stress Puppet
- Fists of Fury
- Nature Walk
- Blue Nun
- Tonto and the Great White Leader
- Finger Food
- South Face Route (aka Owl)
- Charles In Charge (aka Who's on First)
- Jelly Doughnut
- Non-Decumbent Destiny
- My Friends Treat Me Like a Mushroom
- C.F.M.F.
- Shaken Not Stirred
- Swiss Cheese
- Pizza Pizza
- Porky's Excellent Adventure
- Route 182
- Bite Me
- Nobody's Right Mind
- Immaculate Conception
- Lumping Fat Jennie
- Northwest Passage
- Grumpy
- Green Mansions
- Spoodle
- Crank Queenie
- Grand Cayman
- Pete's Handful
- Out Of The Wind
- Poodle in Shining Armor
- Conservative Policies
- Anointed Seagull
- Berkeley Dyke
- Start Trundling
- Slab Rats
- Jarheads and City Slickers
- Safety In Numbers
- Auld Lang Syne
- Leader's Fright
- Short Stop
- The Fabulous T. Gordex Cracks
- Three Hour Tour
- Are We Ourselves
- Flower Power
- Forgotten Variation
- Kickoff
- Chicken Poop
- Highstep
- Helicopter Memory Farts
- Footloose
- Skeleton in My Closet
- The Vacation Boge
- Don't Look A Gift Frog In The Mouth
- Ten Conversations at Once
- The Haberdashery
- Filth
- Little Evil
- Till Death Do Us Part
- Approach Pitch
- Negasaurus
- Pinhead
- Ice Climbing
- Doke
- Trick of the Tail
- Where's Baldo?
- The Horse
- Zinging in the Grain
- Joan Jetson
- Happy Happy, Joy Joy
- Chocolate Chips (aka Omaha Beach)
- Smears for Fears (aka Poodle Pile)
- Hollow Point
- Doin' Life
- Genuine Cowhide
- Lucky Lady
- Generic Route
- I'm Already Bored with the New Millennium
- Glumpies
- Calcutta
- Morning Star
- Steady Breeze
- A Fistful of Poodles
- Party in the West
- Report all Gunshot Wounds
- Bombay
- Panama Canal
- Paper or Plastic?
- Coyote In the Bushes
- Ground Finale
- Bad Water
- Planetismal
- Belly Flop
- Goodness of Whole Grain
- Heart Slab
- Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
- The Donkey
- Fluff Boy
- Pfundt's Folly
- Right N Up
- Short Cake
- The Dharma Bums
- Do Rein Me
- We Never Get the Girls
- Yei-Bei-Chei Crack
- Two Our Surprise
- Gone in 60 Seconds
- Shardikawoopoopie
- Over The Hill
- Mush Puppies
- Go For Broke
- An Eye to the West
- Which Witch
- Nobody Walks In LA
- Dance On a Dragon's Back
- Roman Pretzel
- Weathering Frights
- W. A. C.
- Momma Spider
- The Nose in a Day
- Blackheads
- Jane Pauley
- Chicken Pox Leave Bad Scars
- Groove Avoidance System
- Heathcliff
- Raven's Reach
- White Trash
- Bouncer
- Fiendish Fists
- Deviate
- The Loo Sanction (aka Mt. Witness)
- Straight Flush
- A Snitch In Time
- Enforcer, The
- Face It
- Poodle Jive
- Chocolate is Better Than Sex
- Never Grow Up
- Tofutti
- Tuna and Cheese
- Goldilocks
- Rat Ledge
- Masochism
- I Dress My Self
- Shakin' the Shirts
- Working Overtime
- Alligator Lizard
- Secondary Inspection
- The Mad Men
- Scotch with a Twist
- Caligula
- H.R. Hardman
- Take Two, They're Small
- Chile Willie
- Snail Away
- Bilbo
- Saturn Sheets
- Spider's Web
- Bolivian Freeze Job
- The Dike
- Right Sawdust Crack
- Tabby Litter
- Boris The Spider
- Fortune Cookie
- Celebrated Beast
- Gomer Pile
- Fantasy of Light
- Peculiar Taste Buds
- Aleister Crowley (aka Brew 102)
- Cornerstone, The
- Parental Guidance Suggested
- The Face of Tammy Faye
- Ulysses' Bivouac
- Grain Surplus
- Bonglett, The
- I Am Not A Crook
- Pardon Me
- Biscuit Eater
- Lizard Skin (aka Blue Belly)
- Bryant Gumbel
- Baby-Point-Five
- Holy Cross
- Fully Fledged
- Siamese
- Wise Crack
- Rust in Peace
- Cementary
- Bubba's Tourist Trap
- Hot Tub Honey
- The Chessboard
- Sand In My Shoes (aka Drill Dust)
- The Block
- Hour of Power
- Keep the Ball Rolling
- Big Step
- Semisweet
- Flake and Bake
- Curbside
- Fender Bender
- Rock & Roll Girl
- Kickin' Bach
- Thomson Roof
- Wallaby Crack
- Ballbury
- Right Lizard Crack
- Square Root
- Right Peyote Crack
- Middle Peyote Crack
- The Old Man and the Poodle
- Cerebral Dysfunction
- M & M's Peanut
- Klettervergnugen
- Spider
- Bloodymir
- Don't Touch That Flake
- Just Another Crack from LA
- Ranger J.B.
- Bakersfield Bomb
- Pony Express
- Cherry Blossom
- Bleu Plate Especial
- Limited Partnership
- True Grit
- Tender Flakes of Wrath